Chapter 1
Link journeyed into the Lost Woods in hopes of a new adventure, or so he thought.
"God dammit Link, we are so lost aren't we?" A high pitched and squeaky Navi said.
"No no, not at all we are so not lost… in the Lost Woods…ok we're lost." said a very optimistic but agitated Link.
"Wait a sec, I think I see a clearing in the mist" said Navi,
"Hey I think you're right…" said Link,
"…But the place looks a little weird" Navi butting in
"Who cares let's just go no point in staying here… idiot".
Navi and Link reach the town but he seems to be the only one on the horse and the people around are all in robes.
"Where in the hell are we?" asked a confused Link,
"Well stupid, if you ask one of the people you might find out, I don't see any other fairies I think I'll hide in your hat for now" said Navi
"Alright fine, bitch-" quickly interrupted by Navi
"what?"
"Uh nothing" said a scared Link.
Link approaches a young man and asks away.
"Excuse me sir where am I as of right now" asked Link towards young man
"Don't be stupid you're in Daigon Alley now I'm in a hurry move out of the damn way" said the young man. "Little punk I ought to kick his ass but, we need to figure out where we are in Daigon Alley" said Link agitated by the kid's remark
Nearby there was a small bar, Link headed inside for a drink and some investigative work.
"Let me get some milk, I hope these can cover the amount" said Link setting down three green rupees.
When the bartender laid eyes on the rupees he was in awe at what he was looking at, he assured Link that the payment was good enough and he served him his milk.
"I see you clearly can't handle some of the very good brew" said a drunken man sitting near Link
"Well maybe because I'm not allowed to drink alcohol yet plus milk is better for the bones and it's soothing" remarked Link
"You saying we can't have a good time" said the man agitatedly
"No wait I didn't say-"
Before Link finished his sentence the man swung at him and tripped on his chair and missed. A short woman began to approach Link.
"What do you think you are doing, hitting a drunken man" said the short lady.
"Wait!" exclaimed Link backing up against the bar's table "I didn't hit him, he tried hitting me and he missed"
"Do not talk to me like that do you even know who you are speaking to" said the woman getting gradually furious. "Nope not a damn clue, I just got here and all I know that I am in some place called Daigon Alley and I think that-"
"That's enough allow me to introduce myself then my name is Dolores Umbridge and I am an official in the Ministry of Magic and the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts" said Umbridge as she so proudly gave her titles.
"Look I really don't care about what you do but I do care that I am getting blamed for something I didn't freaking do" exclaimed Link while getting in a defensive stance
"That's it I have had about enough of you" Umbridge was taking out what looked like a small stick
"What's with the sti-" cutting off Link
"Crucio"
Without a second thought, Link took out his Mirror Shield and reflected the spell back to Umbridge. A sudden shriek filled the air and the woman was on the floor seemingly unconscious
"Link" whispered Navi "we gotta get out of here or we are screwed"
Just then mysterious looking people walked in and approached Link.
"Damn, I better not fight back I don't want any more trouble than there already is" whispered Link to Navi
"Alright Link, just don't get killed" said Navi
A man approached Link, with Link lowering his guard.
"I'm taking you to Hogwarts, I think Albus will want to see who is responsible for knocking out the DADA teacher" said the man.
"Alright I'll go just so that I can explain what happened" said Link.
"Maybe this guy Albus can point me in the right direction and hopefully I can get home" thought Link.
The officials were leading Link out of the door and soon enough they were in a train headed towards Hogwarts.