HeHe , this is a funny story . Its kinda mostly twilight but with al ittle bit of mediator magic ! DISCLAIMER i found 1 like this on fan fiction and iv used the story line but taken it further and added a bit .
Owned !
Felix and Aro were both very twitchy as thay
walked into Ann Summers Langerie store .
"Shush and remember
, let me do the talking this time." said Aro in hushed tones .
"Hello and welcome to Ann Summers , how may i help you, Im
Perdy ?" said the sales assitant in a friendly voice .
"Err
were just browsing , " said Aro before Felix could speak .
"Okay then , " said Perky, i mean Perdy.
Aro looked
up then and saw a whole wall with pink thongs on and made straight
for it . As he was looking he heard a shout . Reluctanly he walked
away from the wall of pink and over to where the shout had come from
.
"Aro , look at these , they have them in tourquise ,
cerise , baby blue, honey yellow......." he trailed off at the
look on Aro's face .
"You called me over here for that ?"
he said in disgusted tones .
"I found the most darling thong
you could ever find and now that b***h has nabbed the last one !"
At this he pointed over to where the thongs were , and at a woman
with brown hair , pale skin and yellow eyes who was holding said
thong in her hand and walking over to the counter .
"No ! "
shouted Aro .
The woman tured round , as did the lady at the
counter .
"Aro ? Felix ?" said the woman .
"Bella
?" asked felix and aro at the same time .
"What are you
doing here ?" she asked
"we were ......errr......i
had....well..." Aro tailed off looking emmbaressed .
"
I would have thought that you of all people would have had better
things to do than to be in a langerie store of all places " said
Bella in a haughty voice .
"Errm , can i have that thong
please , its the last one in my size , you see i was going to buy it
when ......".
"Size 6 ? I think not
."
she laughed before leaving the shop with the thong carefull folded
away in a bag .
As the two men left , the lady at the counter
laughed .
"What is it Suze ?" asked the albino who was
adjusting one of the dolls in the window .
"Owned" she
said under her breath .
That was my short story . When it was originally written it was about 2 lines long . So i added some stuff .
xoxo Gigi xoxo