AN: Lack of formatting FTW! Anyway, this is a stupid little parody I wrote for Run Devil Run (the Ke$ha version, since I don't speak Japanese). Tell me what you think! Also, should I upload a sung version to Youtube? I'd post the link on my profile if I get enough yes's.
I always knew you were a demon
I used to think you couldn't be beat
Then Claude took you down, are you a chicken?
Now he's trying to sweep me off my feet {gagging sound}
Fight devils fight fight devils fight fight
Fight devils devils fight fight
I never knew about your hooker boots
I didn't really want to know
Your stupid "true form" is annoying me
You're freaking crazy it looks like a hoe
You better fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
Cause your stupid Shinigami friend is disemboweling me
You better fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
Get that freaking chainsaw away from me!
I wish I knew right from the start
That the head writer is such an arse
Fight devils fight fight devils fight fight
Fight devils devils fight fight
Now that you're hanging with that Shinigami
I really hope you won't turn like him
I guess it's dumb for me to worry
{spoken} Oh, wait, no! Sebastian! Throw that horrible outfit in the bin! *sighs* I do need to worry, then…
Cause Claude is coming to steal me away
You better fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
Cause I really don't want him to rape me
I wish I knew right from the start
{gradually slips into spoken word} The season 2 would be so freaking terrible! I mean, honestly, that butler is ridiculous! He can't even compare to Sebastian, and—What? Oh, the song. Damn it.
You better fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
Fight devils fight fight devils fight fight
Fight devils devils fight fight
Fight devils fight fight devils fight fight
Fight devils devils fight fight
I'm getting impatient, don't goof around
Get your ass here and beat Claude down
{spoken over the music} Can we please end this song soon? Like, seriously, I'm getting extremely bored here… I'd like some cake,
You better fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
Cause your stupid Shinigami friend is disemboweling me
You better fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
Get that freaking chainsaw away from me!
I wish I knew right from the start
That the head writer is such an arse
Fight devils fight fight devils fight fight
Fight devils devils fight fight