How I drove Duke Venomania Insane

by cadencecold

Hey guys Cadence here! This is the story of how I drove Mr. Duke Of Nuts crazy. Ps. This is made by " Thorns because Vegeta likes thorns" productions.

How I Drove Venomania Insane

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It was a normal sunny day. Me, Cadence Cold was driving in a carriage. You might wonder how I got in that timeline. Well 17 (my husband) was driving me insane so I teleported to another timeline to annoy someone else. I heard from some villagers that a guy named Duke Venomania lived here. I made up a lie about the carriage dumping me there and payed the man who drove it to do so. I knocked on the door. Before I went out I made sure that I wore the best dress I could find. You know just to tease him that much more.

"Hello I'm not paying the freaking re… Hello there pretty girl." Said the Duke, giving me a wink. "Hi Duke. Look the carriage driver threw me out so I came here. Not that this is the most luxurious place." I said looking at the most beautiful mansion I ever seen (except my one of course). " So what is your name?" he asked once we went inside. "Cadence Cold" I said cheerfuly.

"What?! THE Cadence Cold!?" He said in shock. "But how?"