ONCE UPON A TIME
DER WAS A LITIL ORK
HE WAS CALLED JOHNICOIPLS
JOHNICOIPLS WAS NOT A VERY GOOD MEDIC
SO HE DID NOT BECOME ONE
INSTEAD HE WAS WAGGGHBOSS
OF THE GROTS
LITL ORKY
PEOPLES
SO JOHNICOPLS VENTURED OUT INTO THE WORLD TO WAGE HIS WAAGGGHHH
BUT THEN HE TRIPPED AND DIED
BUT HIS GROTS LIVED ON
AND THEY TOOK THE PLANET
AND TURNED IT INTO THE DEATH STAR
UNFORTUNATLY DA EMPHRA CALLED AN EXTERMINATUS ON THIS DEATHSTAR
AND DA GROTS DUIES
EXCEPT ONE!
HE TOOK A ROK STRAIGHT TO DA TERRA PALAXCE
AND ATE THE EMPHRA
THEN THE IMPERIAL WEBWAY SHIELD COLLAPSEED AND WARP DAEMONS TOOK OVER
AND THE LONE GROT BECAME THE FIRST ORK CHAOS GOD
DA END