A/N: Buckle up bc this fic is bout to be wild and unnecessary
Chapter 1: Snitches and Oblivious Gays
(Tuesday 9:57am)
yourmagjesty added gunscotch, donutqueen, alwayswinning,
and 2 others to the group Superfrans.
donutqueen: hiiiiiiii !
alwayswinning: u guys hve horrible usernames
gunscotch: ur alwyz losing ? I've nvr seen u win anythng?
thethirdolsen: truuuu
yourmagjesty: burnnnnn
donutqueen: he won that game night one time
gunscotch: wen was this
donutqueen: oh wait nvm that was a dream
yourmagjesty: savage
alwayswinning: yeah but at least my name is catchy wtf is gunscotch?
thethirdolsen: not to agree with winn but I agree I dnt get it
yourmagjesty: u 2 r idiots
yourmagjesty: its a play on the word gunshot
yourmagjesty: she loves guns
yourmagjesty: and scotch
thethirdolsen: oh
alwayswinning: oh
gunscotch: ur so smart babe
donutqueen: wow I had more faith in you guys
gunscotch: idk y
alwayswinning: the disrespect
yourmagjesty: who r the other 2 olsens ?
gunscotch: good question answer her
alwayswinning: its obviously marykate & ashley
alwayswinning: duh
yourmagjesty: …thats a dumb guess
donutqueen: I mean…yeah
alwayswinning: KARA!
donutqueen: sorry but it's true
gunscotch: burn! dumb guess winnyboy
gunscotch: so wats the real answer james
thethirdolsen: …..
thethirdolsen: I thought it was clever
yourmagjesty: I'm dying
gunscotch: ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaahah asddfhhjkll
gunscotch: wat a loser
yourmagjesty: do marykate & ashley know they have a long lost black brother ?
yourmagjesty: here I was thnkng they were twins but nope, triplets
gunscotch: did u help fill in on episodes of full house ?
yourmagjesty: guys
yourmagjesty: imagine how many times they probs switched places on us
gunscotch: it was prolly last week at game nite wen he won scattergories
gunscotch: I knew smthng was fishy
donutqueen: guys be nice
thethirdolsen: y cnt u guys be more like kara
gunscotch: I can hear u laughing from the lab donut girl
donutqueen: ….
donutqueen: snitch
thethirdolsen: I hate all of u
thethirdolsen: also kara Snapper is yelling for u
donutqueen: you're the head of the company! Cover for me!
thethirdolsen: u doing SG stuff?
donutqueen: …yes
spacedad: no she isn't.
donutqueen: really jonn?! The one time you comment in the group and it's to snitch on me?
alwayswinning: she's literally spinning around in a chair & eating donuts w/ Vasquez
donutqueen: Winn!
yourmagjesty: man…the snitching is thicc today
thethirdolsen: well in tht case Snapper said if ur not back in 10 minutes ur fired
donutqueen: oh that's plenty of time
thethirdolsen: but I jst told him you'd be back in less than a minute
donutqueen: whyyyyyyy
thethirdolsen: bc u laughed at me
yourmagjesty: petty
gunscotch: savage
alwayswinning: classic tbh
donutqueen: I hate all of you
gunscotch: she took all the donuts
alwayswinning: #petty
(Tuesday 11:03am)
gunscotch: guys guess who just called & told me they were back in town
gunscotch added stayinyourlane to the group Superfrans
stayinyourlane: ayo waddup fam!
donutqueen: LUCYYYYYYYY!
thethirdolsen: LUCE!
alwayswinning: LAY LAY!
stayinyourlane: Hi guys!
stayinyourlane: I told u not to call me that, Winifred.
alwayswinning: ...y r u lyke dis?
stayinyourlane: shhhhh
stayinyourlane: so when are we all hanging out? Tonight? Yes? Alex I'm sleeping at ur place tonight
yourmagjesty: *clears throat*
yourmagjesty: excuse me, who r u
gunscotch: oh no
yourmagjesty: state ur name & place of business
thethirdolsen: I love a good show
stayinyourlane: Name: Lucy Lane
stayinyourlane: Place of business: nunya
alwayswinning: classic
yourmagjesty: hmph. A little mouthy.
gunscotch: maggie
yourmagjesty: & how do u know Alex?
stayinyourlane: I'm her certified bestfriend
stayinyourlane: & who r u supposed to be?
gunscotch: lucy
donutqueen: Alex did you not tell them about each other?
yourmagjesty: Name: Maggie Sawyer
gunscotch: …it slipped my mind
yourmagjesty: Job: Alex's girlfriend
stayinyourlane: …. ? ! ?!
stayinyourlane: WHAT?!
yourmagjesty: check and mate
stayinyourlane: ALEXANDRIA DANVERS
stayinyourlane: I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU DIDN'T TELL YOUR BEST FRIEND THAT YOU GOT A MOUTHY, SASSY, SEXY AS HELL, GIRLFRIEND
yourmagjesty: how do u know I'm sexy as hell….i mean ur not wrong…
stayinyourlane: I looked u up
yourmagjesty: respect
yourmagjesty: and may I say u could almost give me a run for my money in the sexy as hell department
stayinyourlane: pfft
stayinyourlane: "almost"
donutqueen: that's a department I'd want to visit
yourmagjesty: ….
stayinyourlane: ...
alwayswinning: ….
thethirdolsen: …..
gunscotch: ….?
donutqueen: ….for friendship. Like a department of friendship….dof…like the deo
yourmagjesty: suuuurrrreeee little danvers suuureeeee
stayinyourlane: ;)
donutqueen: anywaysssss….game night tonight?
yourmagjesty: I'm down
stayinyourlane: been down
thethirdolsen: stay down
gunscotch: always down
alwayswinning: def down
donutqueen: its going down, im yelling TIMBERRRRR
yourmagjesty: u better move
stayinyourlane: u better dance
gunscotch: nerds.
stayinyourlane: hey Maggie, u wanna meet me at the deo?
yourmagjesty: to get an explanation as to y weve nvr met or y Alex never mentioned either of us to the other?
stayinyourlane: exactly
yourmagjesty: omw
thethirdolsen: me too I gotta see this
donutqueen: same
alwayswinning: Alex just threw her phone across the room
alwayswinning: and took off mumbling "I need a place to hide" over and over again
alwayswinning: she attempted to hide in a file cabinet
alwayswinning: it was obviously too small
yourmagjesty: I love a good chase
stayinyourlane: ditto
thethirdolsen: this is gonna be fun to watch
(1:29pm)
thethirdolsen: Kara where r u?
donutqueen: at lunch
thethirdolsen: we all literally just had lunch together…like an hour ago
donutqueen: ….
donutqueen: snapper sent me to do an interview
thethirdolsen: oh ok w/ who
donutqueen: Lena
stayinyourlane: Luthor?
Thethirdolsen: again?
yourmagjesty: here we go
donutqueen: SHE IS GOOD
donutqueen: I BELIEVE IN HER
gunscotch: kara
donutqueen: SHE IS MORE THAN JUST HER LAST NAME
donutqueen: SHE'S SAVED THE CITY MULTIPLE TIMES
stayinyourlane: wats hppning
donutqueen: SHE IS AN AMAZING PERSON WITH AMAZING FEATURES AND CHARACTERISTICS
alwayswinning: Kara does this thing where she defends Lena Luthor at the very mention of her name
yourmagjesty: features
gunscotch: no no no amazing features
donutqueen: SHE IS A HERO AND A NATIONAL TREASURE
donutqueen: SHE IS A GENIUS AND DESERVES TO BE LOVED AND CARED FOR
thethirdolsen: kara
donutqueen: SHE TREATED ME TO LUNCH TODAY
alwayswinning: Kara
donutqueen: KNOW WHY?
yourmagjesty: little danvers...
donutqueen: BECAUSE SHE'S NICE!
gunscotch: KARA!
donutqueen: WHAT?!
gunscotch: no one ever said anythng bad abt her
donutqueen: ...oh
donutqueen: sorry
donutqueen: I just don't want people assuming the worst about her
donutqueen: she's my friend
stayinyourlane: friend?
yourmagjesty: "friend"
alwayswinning: she's nvr stood up for me like that
thethirdolsen: same
donutqueen: she's different
yourmagjesty: cuz ur in love with her?
donutqueen: WHAT?!
donutqueen: pfft no
gunscotch: ...
stayinyourlane: I think I just got super powers
stayinyourlane: cuz I can smell that lie from across town
yourmagjesty: savage
alwayswinning: you should be proud of that
stayinyourlane: yeah I am
donutqueen: It's not a lie!
donutqueen: is she amazing? Obviously
donutqueen: is she gorgeous beyond belief and completely breathtaking? Yes
donutqueen: but anyone with eyes can see that
donutqueen: would I die for her? Who wouldn't?
donutqueen: do I think that she's actually a real life goddess? We all think that
donutqueen: do I worry about her safety and pray to Rao that he keeps her safe and healthy?
donutqueen: yes we all do that
donutqueen: but that doesn't mean I'm in love with her, now does it?
yourmagjesty: I hve nvr thought or done any of those things
gunscotch: same
alwayswinning: ^^^
thethirdolsen: u guys Kara and Lena r obviously just pals….gal pals
donutqueen: thank you james for finally understanding and getting my point!
stayinyourlane: wow yeah
stayinyourlane: ur not in love with her at all
gunscotch: surely proved us wrong
yourmagjesty: we were fools to even think smethng tht ridiculous
alwayswinning: cnt believe we ignored the truth all this time
donutqueen: yes well thank you for finally listening to me
donutqueen: Lena's back from her phone call
donutqueen: I'll talk to you guys later
stayinyourlane created the group theonewithoutkara
stayinyourlane added gunscotch, yourmagjesty, alwayswinning, and one other to the group theonewithoutkara
stayinyourlane: now we can all vent about Kara's obliviousness
yourmagjesty: oh hell yeah
yourmagjesty: Alex wat the hell is wrong with ur sister
gunscotch: idk I didnt raise her to be like this
yourmagjesty: but theres no way she can be that oblivious
yourmagjesty: rite?
thethirdolsen: u'd think so
alwayswinning: she once spent 15 mins telling me abt lena's eyes
stayinyourlane: wow
yourmagjesty: Its gonna be hard getting her out of the closet
stayinyourlane: yeah she's in deep
gunscotch: actually she's not even in the closet
yourmagjesty: ?
stayinyourlane: wait wat
thethirdolsen: wat do u mean
alwayswinning: so confused rn
gunscotch: guys
gunscotch: kara's pansexual
alwayswinning: wat?!
thethirdolsen: how did I not know this
stayinyourlane: since wen?!
gunscotch: uh since always
gunscotch: gender & sexuality didn't matter on krypton
yourmagjesty: damn
slwayswinning: makes sense
stayinyourlane: I wish I woulda known that
stayinyourlane: totally woulda tried to smash
gunscotch: gross
yourmagjesty: I feel like the word 'smash' cnt apply to little Danvers
yourmagjesty: she's too innocent
alwayswinning: too pure
gunscotch: shes got u guys totally fooled
gunscotch: Kara Danvers might b innocent
gunscotch: but Kara Zor-El sneaks ppl into the house at nite & u hve to live with the fact that u once heard a girl call her 'daddy'
gunscotch: the girl is oblivious but not innocent
yourmagjesty: i….
alwayswinning: shook
thethirdolsen: shooketh
stayinyourlane: literally cnt
stayinyourlane: wth how did we not know any of this
gunscotch: she's gotten rlly good at hiding it
thethirdolsen: so now that we kno tht…we need to get her to realize her feelings for Lena
yourmagjesty: agreed
stayinyourlane: we actually need 2 find out if the feelings r mutual
gunscotch: truu
gunscotch: I just texted her & tld her to nvite lena to game nite
yourmagjesty: genius
gunscotch: she said lena's coming
gunscotch: there were a lotta emojis involved
alwayswinning: of course there were
stayinyourlane: so tonite we can see the two of them interact & then act from there
yourmagjesty: this is gonna be fun
thethirdolsen: love being entertained
(7:43pm)
Theonewithoutkara
yourmagjesty: r yall seein wat im seein rn?
stayinyourlane: u mean the major heart eyes & shy glances? Yup
gunscotch: its disgusting & I wanna barf
alwayswinning: same
thethirdolsen: question
yourmagjesty: answer
gunscotch: answer
stayinyourlane: answer
alwayswinning: answer
thethirdolsen: wow
thethirdolsen: ok so its obvious theyre into each other
thethirdolsen: question is how do we get them INTO each other
yourmagjesty: well done love a good pun
alwayswinning: proud
gunscotch: that was filthy
gunscotch: but also proud
stayinyourlane: solid wordplay
yourmagjesty: we gotta set it up cuz looks like neither one of them is gonna do it
gunscotch: tru
alwayswinning: we need to add Lena to the group text so we can easily put the idea in their heads
stayinyourlane: btw Kara is lookin at lena id say she already has a few ideas in her head
yourmagjesty: that Luthor lip bite tho
alwayswinning: the sexual tension is thicc
yourmagjesty: nah nah nah son its thiccccc wit 5 c's
alwayswinning: dang u rite
stayinyourlane changed the group name to getkaraandlenatogether2k17
thethirdolsen: noice
yourmagjesty: I think little danvers is getting suspicious of us texting….
gunscotch: good catch
gunscotch: we'll continue this l8r
stayinyourlane: squad roll out
A/N: just to clarify:
yourmagjesty - maggie
gunscotch - alex
donutqueen - kara
alwayswinning - winn
thethirdolsen - james
spacedad - j'onn
stayinyourlane - lucy
We'll get more people joining the chat soon so brace yourselves for that...
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