If you've read my previous attempt at a crack-fic, Love is Cold, you'll be very surprised by this. You see, LiC made sense at the end, and this does not. Don't try to understand it, you will fail and wake up in a hospital due to the brain-trauma induced passing out that will happen. :D
The only way of describing Davis's face at the time was a smiley. This smiley was the following: D:.
Davis's face was D: because right there, in front of him, was DemiVeemon, lying on the ground. Dead. Gone. Finished. Lik, totez dedafied~!
:D was the face DemiVeemon soon assumed, for he had tricked Davis! Davis's D: then gained an arrow on the side, signifying anger! This face also portrayed how the author feels about FFN not allowing said arrow!
Davis grew more and more D: with an arrow, and became the Incredible Hulk! But Ken saw this and was like :-/, puzzling Davis and causing him to revert to Agum- er... Davis. Yes. Because Agumon is a totally different character, from another season; Three different seasons, in fact! So Incredible Hulk Davis reverted to Davis, not Agumon from season 1 and 2, or season 5. Or any other Agumon, for that matter, unless you consider Davis to be a failed Agumon, which you don't. You just don't. Okay? Okay.
So Davis reverted to Davis, but Davis was a different Davis from Davis of Davis-y Davisness for Davis Davis's. Davis was now Davis Daisuke Mode, aka Davis Japan Mode! He now spoke fluent Japanese and his Digimon was V-mon, not Veemon! O: is your face now, the author knows it. Or possibly even the dreaded X_x! Reading this truly amazing story, you simply MMMUUUSSSTTT be going 'Wtf?' Because you have some amount of sanity in your brain, and the almighty author does not! BWAHAHA!
"But almighty author," Davis Japan Mode began in Japanese, "Why do you not have any sanity in your brain?"
"SHUT UP YOU SCARY MAROON-HAIRED DEMIVEEMON ENSLAVER, FOR I DO NOT SPEAK JAPANESE!" The author would have said were he capable of communicating with characters in the story, for he grew quite :-| with an arrow on the left pointing right, signifying annoyance!
Davis Japan Mode grew sad at the unspoken insult, and reverted back to Davis. But he was cheered up soon by Ken, who was long forgotten by you due to the weirdness of this story, who gave Davis a hug! They both :D'd and started skipping around in little circles until Yolei was like 'Wtf?' and they stopped.
To this day, it is not said that if you look really carefully, you can still see Davis and Ken skipping in circles in the night sky.