Ok, so as I said in the summary, this is my first fic. It's going to take me a while to write the chapters, I have a few on the go at the moment but if I don't put the first one up now I'm going to edit it forever. I haven't used a BETA, I'll see if I can do it for myself seeing as that's what I really want to do anyway. If you want to BETA for me just send me a PM or comment and I'll consider it.

My idea was to put my playlist on random and write a fic according to the song that came out. This was originally meant to be a series of one-shots but it went to over 10k words without me even trying. So it might be short, it might be long, it might take me forever, who knows? But I plan to do another.

In the meantime, please enjoy the first chapters! And thanks for reading!

Why Don't You Get a Job – The Offspring

My friend's got a girlfriend
man he hates that bitch
he tells me every day
He says "Man I really gotta lose my chick
in the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass
he works his hands to the bone
to give her money every payday
but she wants more dinero just to stay at home

Well my friend
You gotta say

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
why don't you get a job
say no way, say no way, no way
why don't you get a job

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
to keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
why don't you get a job
say no way, say no way, no way
why don't you get a job

Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all
But hey man free rides just don't come
along every day

Let me tell you about my other friend now
my friend's got a boyfriend
man she hates that dick
she tells me every day
he wants more dinero just to stay at home
well my friend you gotta say
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
why don't you get a job
say no way, say no way, no way
why don't you get a job

I wont give you your money
always pray
why dont you get a job
say no way, say no way, no way
why don't you get a job

hey thats something everyone can enjoy