Random Bleach Fanfic That Has Nothing To do With The Actual Series
My name is Yani Darona. I never really wanted to be in the human world, BUT I never got a say in it. With a group of people that I really didn't care for enough to stop them from dying, I walk to school. "What's your first hour class this year, Yani?" I look up. "huh? Oh, I have computers. Why?" "didn't you hear? that teacher is said to be a monster!" Keigo yelled, randomly popping up in my face. "whatever you say, Keigo." "Anyway…Does anyone know what the first day's lunch is?" We all looked at Ichigo. "What?! I'm hungry!!" "something with cheese…I think." Keigo mentioned quietly, deep in thought. We could almost see the smoke rising from his brain. As we walk into the school, I look around, trying to find one of the few friends I have. "hello!" I screamed as Urahara Popped up behind me. "wh-wha-what was that?!" "'That', my dear, was--" Rukia cut Him off. "Why do you have a plunger attached to your back?" Urahara looked back, noticing and teleporting away. Rukia looked over toward me. "why are you holding a spoon?" "I was wondering what you think this was. I found it under Ichigo's bed, and it's covered in this snot colored fungus… and…" "EW! EW! EW! EEWWW!!" I yelled, pushing the spoon away. ~man~ I thought, ~Ichigo needs to clean his room.~ I walked Into the columns area. The noise was almost unbearable. Then I realized there was a new student standing across from me, eating a donut. He was sitting like a frog, just staring at me. ~freaky…~ He stood up, and walked over to me. "who are you?" he asked curiously. "Yani Darona." I said as I started to walk away. He grabbed my wrist. This boy had Orange hair, but it wasn't spiked like Ichigo's. It hung down to his Shoulders. There was something oddly familiar about him. Then I remembered. He was part of the Holing dragon society. "Who are you?" "I'm Siro! Thank you for asking! I'm happy to meet the leader of the howl—"I stopped him by pushing him down by the shoulders and stomping in his head. "no one is supposed to know, Idiot!" "oh? Why not?" "um…you just shouldn't know who has ultimate power in the school. After all, if everyone knew about me, then how would I get any peace, right?" "oh, I get it." "sure you do. Now go…hang out with someone either then me." "aww, but why Yani?" "no reason in particular. Now leave me alone, I have other people to hang out with!" I walked away. I always hate it when people for my society that I don't know come and start to talk to me for no good reason. I get that I'm someone who the freshmen look up to, but still! It gets annoying. "Hey! Moose!" There came a voice from behind me. "I told you not to talk to The leader even though she is here!" "sorry, Nii-Chan!" Siro muttered. "don't apologize to me, go to her!" He immediately got up and ran over to me. Of course, I had just now spotted the one I usually hang around with during school hours. "Morning, Uryu." "so you actually came back this year?" he asked, obviously wondering since I said I hated school. "YANI! MISTRESS YANI!! I'm SO SORRY!!" Siro yelled, blubbering on my leg. "get off! Your messing the shoes up!" "s-sorry!" Siro said, standing up straight. "oh! who are you? You look like a good type of person to hang out with my mistress…" Siro Continued, obviously talking to Uryu. "S-Siro! that's not polite! Sorry, mistress Yani." "are you his sister?" "yes ma'am!" "go to class, I'll talk to you later." they both ran off. "who was that?" "two people from the freshman division of the Howling Dragons." Uryu and I walked to our first hour. When we walked outwe found a splattered Siro…