EDeukyo Maid Tai
By: Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos
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Time for Disclaimer:
This fan fic is a crossover parody of Cartoon Network and A.K.A. Cartoon Productions' Ed, Edd n' Eddy with Hanaukyo Maid Tai. Ed, Edd n' Eddy and Hanaukyo Maid Tai are copyrighted by their owners, so I don't mean to harm them. I'm only using the characters to make my crossover parody fan fic. I'm only making this fan fic more interesting. SO PLEASE DON"T SEW US!!!!! Thank you for your support.
Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos
Chapter 1: SpecialED Delivery
In the good ol' USA, there's a little town like any other called Peach Creek, a tranquil town with it's usual candy store, junkyard, trailer park, construction site, and urban living. The neighborhood, or usually called the Cul-De-Sac, is enjoying another beautiful afternoon with kids playing around after a long day at school.
Kevin was showing off Nazz his radical stunts on his bike, Sarah and Jimmy were playing tea party with their dollies and plush toys at Sarah's backyard, and Rolf is tending his chores with a craving for canned beets after finishing them. Nothing could go wrong in a peaceful day like this, except if you're an Ed-boy.
Ed, Edd and Eddy are well under way with another scam on poor reliable Johnny 2x4 and his wooden companion Plank. But today, Fate will change Eddy's luck for the rest of his life.
"Well hello there strangers!" Greeted Eddy to Johnny and Plank while wearing raggedy overwalls and a gold miner's safety helmet. "I'm Gold Nugget Ned and welcome to Gold Nugget Ned's mine cart ride!"
"Do you hear that plank? We're going on a wild mine cart ride! Woo Hoo!" smiled Johnny with his bucktooth sticking out.
"You bet your back mule, and for only one measly quarter per customer, not only you gonna ride the wildest ride of your life, but you get to grab gold along the way before the ride ends. Heh Heh." Snickered Eddy as usual.
"Really? Wow! Let's stake our claim Plank!" Johnny paid 50 cents for their admission, Eddy was pleased. " Your cart awaits Johnny boy. ^_^"
Eddy lead plank to an Ed-made mine cart, and along the tracks leads the entrance of a cardboard mineshaft that start from the top of the junkyard to the end of an alleyway. Eddy strapped Johnny and Plank really tight so that they won't fall off the mine cart.
"Are you ready boys?" Eddy said, grasping on the cart release switch.
"Ready as we ever be Ned." Said Johnny
"Then a waaaaaaaaaaayy we go!" Eddy pulled the switch and Johnny's cart slowly railed toward the dip of the tracks and blurred down into the mineshaft. "Oh, be careful if you meet any ghosts!"
Johnny and Plank were tossed and turned from quick tight turns and jumping over bent off tracks, and Johnny was screaming with excitement while Plank held in silently (he's just wood you know). But suddenly Johnny's big head bumped into something-hard overhead, it was gold.
"Woo Hoo! We found gold Plank!" shouted Johnny to his 4-cornered compadre. " Let's grab some more!"
Meanwhile, at the near end of the mineshaft, Ed and Double D were covered with white flour and wearing tattered mining clothes, getting ready to scare Johnny and Plank.
"Look at me! I'm the ghost of day old bread!" mumbled Ed with his stupidity.
"Shh, quiet Ed, I think I hear Johnny and Plank coming." Said Double D quietly. "Hope you know your lines Ed."
"Righto!" Answered Ed with his same old half smile.
The railing sound from the mine cart came closer and closer, so Ed and Double D began to make scary noises and ghostly booing.
"Look Plank, ghosts!" Said Johnny, but then the mine cart was about to run over Ed and Double D.
They screamed in fear when the mine cart ran through them, turning them into ghostly flat Eds.
"Are we having fun yet? Nah ha ha!" laughed Ed with a flat smiling face.
"Oh the pain!" moaned Double D.
After the ride was over, Johnny jumped out of the cart with Plank and a bag full of gold, looking all dizzy-like with stars over his bald-headed noggin.
"Enjoyed the ride? Well y'all come back now, ya' here?" Said Eddy in a hillbilly accent.
"What's that Plank. Plank said he want's me to check the gold if it's real before we leave." Johnny pulled out a gold bar from the bag, but Eddy was getting nervous if Johnny finds out the gold is fake.
Johnny knocked on the gold bar, and it feels hard, but when he smelled it, his nose started to twitch unpleasantly from the smell.
"Ack! P.U.! Plank says this gold it's fake! It's nothing but month-old stale cheese with gold food coloring!" Said Johnny in an unhappy mood. "We want a refund!"
"I painted them myself." Recalled Ed holding the helpless Double D like a football. "I collect stale cheese. Ha ha ha!"
And so, the Eds gave their money back and once again with no money to buy jawbreakers.
"Man, this really bites." Groaned Eddy. "Why do our scams never work right?"
Double D looked at Eddy and sighed. "Well Eddy, this wouldn't have happened if we used gold paint on rocks instead of rancid cheese."
"It's not just rancid cheese Double D, It's a way of life!" recalled Ed with another stupid moral.
" Okay, okay, it was the only thing I could think of, it almost looks like gold." But then Eddy started to look depressed. "Man who am I kidding, if only my big brother didn't went away, everything would've gone my way!"
"I wish something cool would happen right now!" But then a whistle blew by a nearby mailman from Eddy's House.
"The mail's here!" Eddy rushed back to his house and opened the mailbox. "I hope is the that grand prize from the Chunky Puffs Super Duper Sweepstakes! I mailed in a hundred entries to win that prize, and nothing's gonna stop me!"
"Um Eddy, I'm concern but the possibilities of winning the sweepstakes are a million to one." Recalled Double D eagerly.
"Details, details, now let see. Bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, new credit card, coupons, you already won one million dollars.huh? What's this?" Eddy looked at the last mail he pulled out. The letter is all-fancy with decorations and an "E" emblem on the back as a seal. Eddy was very curious, so he looked at the sender's address.
"Hey! This letter was sent from Honshu, Japan, and it's directly to me?" Said Eddy in confusion. "But I don't know anyone from Honshu, Japan."
Double D scratched his chin in curiosity. "So it seems Eddy, so it seems."
To be continue.
Preview: ThunderFox JT: On the next chapter of EDeukyo Maid Tai, Eddy receives a letter from Japan, and it's said that it's from his rich late granduncle, saying about Eddy's inheritance. But who is Eddy's granduncle? And what plot waits in Honshu, Japan? Find out on the next chapter of EDeukyo Maid Tai in Chapter 2: ServicED is Our Specialty. See Ya!
Note: I'm glad to accept reviews about the fan fic.
Time for Disclaimer:
This fan fic is a crossover parody of Cartoon Network and A.K.A. Cartoon Productions' Ed, Edd n' Eddy with Hanaukyo Maid Tai. Ed, Edd n' Eddy and Hanaukyo Maid Tai are copyrighted by their owners, so I don't mean to harm them. I'm only using the characters to make my crossover parody fan fic. I'm only making this fan fic more interesting. SO PLEASE DON"T SEW US!!!!! Thank you for your support.
Jonathan "ThunderFox JT" Santos
Chapter 1: SpecialED Delivery
In the good ol' USA, there's a little town like any other called Peach Creek, a tranquil town with it's usual candy store, junkyard, trailer park, construction site, and urban living. The neighborhood, or usually called the Cul-De-Sac, is enjoying another beautiful afternoon with kids playing around after a long day at school.
Kevin was showing off Nazz his radical stunts on his bike, Sarah and Jimmy were playing tea party with their dollies and plush toys at Sarah's backyard, and Rolf is tending his chores with a craving for canned beets after finishing them. Nothing could go wrong in a peaceful day like this, except if you're an Ed-boy.
Ed, Edd and Eddy are well under way with another scam on poor reliable Johnny 2x4 and his wooden companion Plank. But today, Fate will change Eddy's luck for the rest of his life.
"Well hello there strangers!" Greeted Eddy to Johnny and Plank while wearing raggedy overwalls and a gold miner's safety helmet. "I'm Gold Nugget Ned and welcome to Gold Nugget Ned's mine cart ride!"
"Do you hear that plank? We're going on a wild mine cart ride! Woo Hoo!" smiled Johnny with his bucktooth sticking out.
"You bet your back mule, and for only one measly quarter per customer, not only you gonna ride the wildest ride of your life, but you get to grab gold along the way before the ride ends. Heh Heh." Snickered Eddy as usual.
"Really? Wow! Let's stake our claim Plank!" Johnny paid 50 cents for their admission, Eddy was pleased. " Your cart awaits Johnny boy. ^_^"
Eddy lead plank to an Ed-made mine cart, and along the tracks leads the entrance of a cardboard mineshaft that start from the top of the junkyard to the end of an alleyway. Eddy strapped Johnny and Plank really tight so that they won't fall off the mine cart.
"Are you ready boys?" Eddy said, grasping on the cart release switch.
"Ready as we ever be Ned." Said Johnny
"Then a waaaaaaaaaaayy we go!" Eddy pulled the switch and Johnny's cart slowly railed toward the dip of the tracks and blurred down into the mineshaft. "Oh, be careful if you meet any ghosts!"
Johnny and Plank were tossed and turned from quick tight turns and jumping over bent off tracks, and Johnny was screaming with excitement while Plank held in silently (he's just wood you know). But suddenly Johnny's big head bumped into something-hard overhead, it was gold.
"Woo Hoo! We found gold Plank!" shouted Johnny to his 4-cornered compadre. " Let's grab some more!"
Meanwhile, at the near end of the mineshaft, Ed and Double D were covered with white flour and wearing tattered mining clothes, getting ready to scare Johnny and Plank.
"Look at me! I'm the ghost of day old bread!" mumbled Ed with his stupidity.
"Shh, quiet Ed, I think I hear Johnny and Plank coming." Said Double D quietly. "Hope you know your lines Ed."
"Righto!" Answered Ed with his same old half smile.
The railing sound from the mine cart came closer and closer, so Ed and Double D began to make scary noises and ghostly booing.
"Look Plank, ghosts!" Said Johnny, but then the mine cart was about to run over Ed and Double D.
They screamed in fear when the mine cart ran through them, turning them into ghostly flat Eds.
"Are we having fun yet? Nah ha ha!" laughed Ed with a flat smiling face.
"Oh the pain!" moaned Double D.
After the ride was over, Johnny jumped out of the cart with Plank and a bag full of gold, looking all dizzy-like with stars over his bald-headed noggin.
"Enjoyed the ride? Well y'all come back now, ya' here?" Said Eddy in a hillbilly accent.
"What's that Plank. Plank said he want's me to check the gold if it's real before we leave." Johnny pulled out a gold bar from the bag, but Eddy was getting nervous if Johnny finds out the gold is fake.
Johnny knocked on the gold bar, and it feels hard, but when he smelled it, his nose started to twitch unpleasantly from the smell.
"Ack! P.U.! Plank says this gold it's fake! It's nothing but month-old stale cheese with gold food coloring!" Said Johnny in an unhappy mood. "We want a refund!"
"I painted them myself." Recalled Ed holding the helpless Double D like a football. "I collect stale cheese. Ha ha ha!"
And so, the Eds gave their money back and once again with no money to buy jawbreakers.
"Man, this really bites." Groaned Eddy. "Why do our scams never work right?"
Double D looked at Eddy and sighed. "Well Eddy, this wouldn't have happened if we used gold paint on rocks instead of rancid cheese."
"It's not just rancid cheese Double D, It's a way of life!" recalled Ed with another stupid moral.
" Okay, okay, it was the only thing I could think of, it almost looks like gold." But then Eddy started to look depressed. "Man who am I kidding, if only my big brother didn't went away, everything would've gone my way!"
"I wish something cool would happen right now!" But then a whistle blew by a nearby mailman from Eddy's House.
"The mail's here!" Eddy rushed back to his house and opened the mailbox. "I hope is the that grand prize from the Chunky Puffs Super Duper Sweepstakes! I mailed in a hundred entries to win that prize, and nothing's gonna stop me!"
"Um Eddy, I'm concern but the possibilities of winning the sweepstakes are a million to one." Recalled Double D eagerly.
"Details, details, now let see. Bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, new credit card, coupons, you already won one million dollars.huh? What's this?" Eddy looked at the last mail he pulled out. The letter is all-fancy with decorations and an "E" emblem on the back as a seal. Eddy was very curious, so he looked at the sender's address.
"Hey! This letter was sent from Honshu, Japan, and it's directly to me?" Said Eddy in confusion. "But I don't know anyone from Honshu, Japan."
Double D scratched his chin in curiosity. "So it seems Eddy, so it seems."
To be continue.
Preview: ThunderFox JT: On the next chapter of EDeukyo Maid Tai, Eddy receives a letter from Japan, and it's said that it's from his rich late granduncle, saying about Eddy's inheritance. But who is Eddy's granduncle? And what plot waits in Honshu, Japan? Find out on the next chapter of EDeukyo Maid Tai in Chapter 2: ServicED is Our Specialty. See Ya!
Note: I'm glad to accept reviews about the fan fic.