Okay, I'm gonna let you all knwo that I'm just posting the first chapter so I'll remember to write this story. I have other stories to work on too, but because I adopted this story, you'll be seeing this one a lot. :3

Here are the things I plan for the other PnF stories:

"Like Father, Like Son": I'm doing fine with this story, actually. This is the first story where I actually know what I'm doing. All the other stories I usually think I know what I'm doing when in reality I'm just winging it. This one is so different, and is my favorite story that I'm writing right now.

"Ferb's Goodbye": I'm afraid I'm gonna rewrite it a bit. The plot will change a bit, but not too much. I'm just gonna make it a musical kind of thing, you see? Also, I had different plans for certain chapters, anyway. So, it will be on hiatus until then.

"Phineas and Ferb: The Lion King": Not much to say about this. This is the easiest story to work on, to be honest. XD

"Across the Psychotic Dimension": I'm gonna be working on another chapter soon. People have been wondering about a certain memory (the sky diving incident, if you must know), and the story/episode will revolve around that...sort of...maybe...well, it will be in the chapter, that I can say.

"Lips, Nails, and Platypus Tails": I'm working on it...that's pretty much it.

Now on with the story! XD Hope it's good. :3

I own nothing! This story was originally owned by Agent RN, and the characters belong to Dan Povenmire and Swampy Marsh.

P/F/P/F

Chapter 1: Road to Danville

Perry's POV

When the heck did I become so soft?

As I was walking along the road to Danville, I was still in shock that Doofenshmirtz left me in the middle of a dessert. I mean, I know he's evil and we're enemies, but I spent those tickets for both of us. I even tried to get him a drink of water when he was getting dehydrated! And what did he do; blame me for all of his failures the entire trip.

I felt sweat drip down my face. How long had I been out here? I should take a break...

I sat on a rock, panting a little, before taking out a picture of my owners, Phineas and Ferb, to get Doofenshmirtz out of my mind. In other words, two of the best human beings on the face of the earth. I've seen many humans in my life, and none were like my two owners. Phineas and Ferb were just far more unique than all of them combined. Not just because of the things they build (I'm more than certain that they're prodigies) but, there's something else that caught my eye immediately.

They always seemed to be building for everyone else than themselves. True, their goal was to have a Summer to remember, but it also meant for everyone else to have the time of their lives as well. Neither were ever selfish, though they have their own faults to work out such as Phineas's obliviousness. I feel sorry for Isabella, what with how hard she tries to get him to take a hint.

It was practically an obsession of Phineas and Ferb's, helping others out, especially when they needed it. It breaks my heart, a little, seeing Candace trying to ruin that for them, but then again, I think she's trying to keep them safe.

...When I get back to Danville, Doofenshmirtz is so de-NO! Don't think of that idiot right now, Perry. Otherwise, you'll overheat from your slowly increasing inner rage. Think of something else. Anything else...

"You're a secret agent?"

Okay, not that memory. That time in the second dimension was horrible...well, it was about time they found out, but, I nearly lost them both. Not just being seperated from them but...Phineas was so mad that he practically disowned me. I couldn't tell what Ferb felt at the time, but it still hurt seeing Phineas, the very picture of optimism who rarely snapped at anyone, so angry.

Of course they both forgave me, and realized the true reason why I had kept that a secret from them all this time. Thankfully Carl found a way to let me stay, but it required erasing everyone's memories of that day. It was nice to hear that I was more important to not just Phineas and Ferb, but everyone else, than the memories of that day. Plus, honestly, I wanted sit in a corner, read a book, and forget everything about that day, but it probably would have happened again if that were the case.

A shadow covered me. A shadow? That meant...

I looked up to see...Doofenshmirtz? With my jetpack?

"Hey, buddy, I found your jetpack in the mouth of a giant, rubber dinosour," Doofenshmirtz grinned, "How often does that hap-...wait, who are those two?"

My eyes widened before I stuffed the picture in the pocket on my chest. Doofenshmirtz eyed me before continuing on. "Anyways," he smiled again, "Hop on!"

I jumped onto the jetpack, and allowd him to fly us back to Danville. How he can use a jetpack properly but not drive a car was beyond me, but considering all the weirder things I've faced thanks to him, I decided not to question. After all, he did redeem himself to come back for me.

"Doofy doofy doofy, doofy doofy doofy, DOOFENSHMIRTZ!"

...Huh. I guess only I can make that tune sound good.

XI

Normal POV

It was eight-o-clock PM, and Doofenshmirtz had already returned home from the play hours ago. From the OWCA cameras, it looked like he was drawing blueprints at his desk. If you looked a little closer, you'd see that he was drawing a picture of the two boys he saw on the picture Perry was holding. Since birth, he had been blessed (or cursed) with an edict and impeccable memory. True, this would seem great to anyone, but it was that reason that he could never forget his tragic past.

This time, however, he thanked his Maker (even though he wasn't even the religious type) for blessing him with such a photographic memory.

The subject of the two boys from the picture was not discussed even after Perry helped Doofenshmirtz get to the play. In fact, Perry immediately left before Doofenshmirtz could try bringing them up again. Now that the "doctor" thought about it, Perry seemed a little nervous when the question was first brought up at the dessert.

"Who could they be," Doofenshmirtz mumbled to himself, "Perry seemed a little...odd when I saw that picture of them. And that red-headed kid...I know I've seen him somewhere, but where? And how the heck does Perry know him?"

Doofenshmirtz hummed to himself.

Maybe they were Perry's allies? No, the OWCA was an animals only organization. Besides, even though Doofenshmirtz felt certain he knew the red-headed boy somewhere, he had no idea who the other boy was. He'd know both of them if that were the case.

Were they his friends? Maybe, yet that didn't seem to make any sense to Doofenshmirtz. Perry acted way to unusual for them to be his friends. Maybe he'd worry like that a little, if they were like family to him, but...

Wait a moment...

"They're his family!" Doofenshmirtz exclaimed, not caring that he probably woke up several of his neighbors and their children.

The pieces were quickly put together in the scientist's usually dense mind in a matter seconds. Those two boys were Perry's owners, people who the platypus was trying to protect. Doofenshmirtz mentally grinned to himself. This could be useful...if only he knew where that platypus lived!

Just then, Vanessa came in, holding a couple of bags full of clothes that she recently bought herself. "Hey dad," she greeted plainly as she walked past the evil man.

When the Gothic girl noticed her father hadn't answered, she peered over the man's shoulder to see the picture he was drawing. "Why are you drawing a picture of Ferb and his brother Phineas," Vanessa asked.

Doofenshmirtz turned to his daughter and blinked. "You know these two," Doofenshmirtz asked.

"Yes," Vanessa answered, "Why?"

"...No reason," Doofenshmirtz turned away from the teenager to hide an evil smile, "No reason at all."

He knew what he was gonna do tomorrow.

A/N:

Yay! I did terrible! XD

...Wait...THAT'S BAD! DON'T KILL ME FLAMERS, WITH YOUR FLAMETHROWERS OF HATRED! D:

I hope I didn't disappoint any of you.

Anyways, please, please, pleeeeeaaaaaase review. Constructive criticism is advised! :3