I do not own Invader Zim or other related characters.they are all owned by
Jhonen Vasquez and Nickelodeon.Now on with the story!Oh yeah this is like a
script so...there.
Opening:
Zim is in the skool classroom.Ms.Bitters is talking about the hoax of the Cottingly Fairies
Ms:Bitters:Yes,it was July of 1917.The hoax was HORRIBLE!
Horrible echos three times.
Ms. Bitters:and the girl looked like she had HORRIBLE little fairies dancing around her.Frolicking and what not!
Now her words sound like Blah,Blah,blah as the camera zooms in on everybody.Half of the class is sleeping.The letter "M" is picking gum off the bottom of his desk.(A.N:Ooh!)Smolga is picking her nose.Zim's eyes are half closed with his chin resting on his arm.The camera zooms back to Ms.Bitters.
Ms.Bitters:Then they admitted the horrible hoax and they thought they really seen fairies.Then everyone thought they needed a catscan.
The bell rings and the class falls out of their seats.They grab their booksand jump over eachother to get through the door.Zim and Dib are the last ones out.
Dib:So ZIM,have any PLANS lately?
Dib sneers at Zim
Zim:None of your beeswax you big-headed human! (A.N:Ooh!Good comeback!)
Dib:Speak foryourself!Your head is bigger than anyone I know!
Zim:At least my head isn't filled with...Mashedpotatoes!
Zim runs down the hall kicking fallen papers.Zim bumps into Keef.Keef faslls to the floor,and so does Zim.One of Zim's contacts fall out revealing his red eyes.Zim gets up and shoves the contact back into his eye.
Zim:Oh no!Did anyone see that?
Keef gets up and stares at Zim blankly.
Keef:Where am I?Who are you?
Zim looks at Keef stupidly.
keef:Who are you?Who am I?
Zim finally realizes Keef has amnesia.Zim grins then clears his throat.
Zim:I am your master.My name is Zim.You will do everything I say.
Keef looks like he's in an unblinkable trance.
Keef:Everything you say.
Zim:Come with me.
Dib is seen peeking behind a locker.(A.N:Do they even have lockers?0.0)Keef takes Zim's hand and Zim smacks iut away.Zim takes a bottle of disenfectant out of his pack.He sprays the glove and wipes it clean on his shirt.Then he allows Keef to hold his pinky.Zim makes I'm-about-to-barf faces as they walk to Zim's house.They come up the walk and the laser lawn gnomes' eyes light up.Zim holds up a hand to keep them from firing.(A.N:That was easy!0- 0)Dib runs up the side walk and peeks around a building as Keef and Zim walk into the house.G.I.R is sitting on the couch in his dog suit watching a 70's movie.
Movie girl:Let's like totally go see a movie.
movie guy:Dude yeah!Like totally~!
Girl:Totally.
Guy:Totally
both:TOTALLY!
G.I.R jumps up in the air.
G.I.R:Yeah,let's like totally got to the movies!
G.I.R runs to the front door and bumps into Zim and Keef as they walk in.They fall to the floor.Zim growls.
Zim:G.I.R!What are you doing!?!
Zim puts his hands on his hips.
G.I.R:I'm like,totally goin' to the movies!
Zim:Oh,really?
g.I.R jumps on top of Zim's head and screams.
G.I.R:Yeah dude! like totally!
g.i.r opens up his front compartment and pulls out a pair of yellow star- shaped sunglasses.He shuts the compartment,puts the shades on and jumps out the window.G.I.R isn't seen.
G.I.R's voice:Whoo!Let's dothat again!
Zim and Keef are now back on camera.
Zim:Keef,are you listening?
Keef:Yeah.Like totally dude!
Zim hollers and jumps up and down.
Zim:STUPID(jump)BRAINWASHING!(jump)TELEVISIION!
Keef:Dude,Chill out!
Zim stops jumping.He eyes Keef and frowns.
Zim:Are you threatening me?
keef looks at the ceiling than runs toward the broken window.Zim grabs Keef's shirt just before he jumped.
Zim:Oh no!Not you too!You will obey me!Now we have much more important matters to attend.
Zim runs to the kitchen with Keef in his hand.He pauses at the oven.A flashback of Keef making waffles is seen and G.I.R banging a knife and fork on the table.Zim shakes awaay the memory and throws Keef in the trashcan.Zim flushes himself down the toilet.When Zim arrives Keef is in the lab already.
Zim gets a piece of rope and ties Keef's foot to a pole.
Zim:Stay!
Zimk points a commanding finger at Keef and goes into a farthert part of the lab.The camera is set on keef who is banging his head on the pole.Screaching sounds are heard from Zim's farther part of the lab.Zim comes in view with a new invention.It looks somewhat like a swiss army knife.Zim holds it up looking very proud.
Zim:MY CREATION,IS COMPLETE!
Keef tries to run up to Zim but is restained by the rope.
Keef:Pretty!
Zim:More than pretty!Useful.
Zim grins then flicks a corner of the "Swiss army knife".
A very small laser,a chicken's claw,a bullhorn,and a Barbie doll's hand pop out.Keef is very imused.Keef's arms stretch toward the invention.
Keef:ooh,gimme!
Zim:Oh no!No,no,no.This-
Zim sticks it in hiss pack.
Zim:is for later.We still need to prepare.
Keef:Yay!For what?
Zim:You'll see,and so will Dib.Revenge again.
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Chapter 1 is complete!Keep checking for chapter 2!
P.I.R:YAY!
Invader Mick:What do you think is going to happen?
P.I.R:How should I know?YOU wrote it!
Invader Mick:Oh yes!Silly me!Tee hee!=8)
Zim:
Opening:
Zim is in the skool classroom.Ms.Bitters is talking about the hoax of the Cottingly Fairies
Ms:Bitters:Yes,it was July of 1917.The hoax was HORRIBLE!
Horrible echos three times.
Ms. Bitters:and the girl looked like she had HORRIBLE little fairies dancing around her.Frolicking and what not!
Now her words sound like Blah,Blah,blah as the camera zooms in on everybody.Half of the class is sleeping.The letter "M" is picking gum off the bottom of his desk.(A.N:Ooh!)Smolga is picking her nose.Zim's eyes are half closed with his chin resting on his arm.The camera zooms back to Ms.Bitters.
Ms.Bitters:Then they admitted the horrible hoax and they thought they really seen fairies.Then everyone thought they needed a catscan.
The bell rings and the class falls out of their seats.They grab their booksand jump over eachother to get through the door.Zim and Dib are the last ones out.
Dib:So ZIM,have any PLANS lately?
Dib sneers at Zim
Zim:None of your beeswax you big-headed human! (A.N:Ooh!Good comeback!)
Dib:Speak foryourself!Your head is bigger than anyone I know!
Zim:At least my head isn't filled with...Mashedpotatoes!
Zim runs down the hall kicking fallen papers.Zim bumps into Keef.Keef faslls to the floor,and so does Zim.One of Zim's contacts fall out revealing his red eyes.Zim gets up and shoves the contact back into his eye.
Zim:Oh no!Did anyone see that?
Keef gets up and stares at Zim blankly.
Keef:Where am I?Who are you?
Zim looks at Keef stupidly.
keef:Who are you?Who am I?
Zim finally realizes Keef has amnesia.Zim grins then clears his throat.
Zim:I am your master.My name is Zim.You will do everything I say.
Keef looks like he's in an unblinkable trance.
Keef:Everything you say.
Zim:Come with me.
Dib is seen peeking behind a locker.(A.N:Do they even have lockers?0.0)Keef takes Zim's hand and Zim smacks iut away.Zim takes a bottle of disenfectant out of his pack.He sprays the glove and wipes it clean on his shirt.Then he allows Keef to hold his pinky.Zim makes I'm-about-to-barf faces as they walk to Zim's house.They come up the walk and the laser lawn gnomes' eyes light up.Zim holds up a hand to keep them from firing.(A.N:That was easy!0- 0)Dib runs up the side walk and peeks around a building as Keef and Zim walk into the house.G.I.R is sitting on the couch in his dog suit watching a 70's movie.
Movie girl:Let's like totally go see a movie.
movie guy:Dude yeah!Like totally~!
Girl:Totally.
Guy:Totally
both:TOTALLY!
G.I.R jumps up in the air.
G.I.R:Yeah,let's like totally got to the movies!
G.I.R runs to the front door and bumps into Zim and Keef as they walk in.They fall to the floor.Zim growls.
Zim:G.I.R!What are you doing!?!
Zim puts his hands on his hips.
G.I.R:I'm like,totally goin' to the movies!
Zim:Oh,really?
g.I.R jumps on top of Zim's head and screams.
G.I.R:Yeah dude! like totally!
g.i.r opens up his front compartment and pulls out a pair of yellow star- shaped sunglasses.He shuts the compartment,puts the shades on and jumps out the window.G.I.R isn't seen.
G.I.R's voice:Whoo!Let's dothat again!
Zim and Keef are now back on camera.
Zim:Keef,are you listening?
Keef:Yeah.Like totally dude!
Zim hollers and jumps up and down.
Zim:STUPID(jump)BRAINWASHING!(jump)TELEVISIION!
Keef:Dude,Chill out!
Zim stops jumping.He eyes Keef and frowns.
Zim:Are you threatening me?
keef looks at the ceiling than runs toward the broken window.Zim grabs Keef's shirt just before he jumped.
Zim:Oh no!Not you too!You will obey me!Now we have much more important matters to attend.
Zim runs to the kitchen with Keef in his hand.He pauses at the oven.A flashback of Keef making waffles is seen and G.I.R banging a knife and fork on the table.Zim shakes awaay the memory and throws Keef in the trashcan.Zim flushes himself down the toilet.When Zim arrives Keef is in the lab already.
Zim gets a piece of rope and ties Keef's foot to a pole.
Zim:Stay!
Zimk points a commanding finger at Keef and goes into a farthert part of the lab.The camera is set on keef who is banging his head on the pole.Screaching sounds are heard from Zim's farther part of the lab.Zim comes in view with a new invention.It looks somewhat like a swiss army knife.Zim holds it up looking very proud.
Zim:MY CREATION,IS COMPLETE!
Keef tries to run up to Zim but is restained by the rope.
Keef:Pretty!
Zim:More than pretty!Useful.
Zim grins then flicks a corner of the "Swiss army knife".
A very small laser,a chicken's claw,a bullhorn,and a Barbie doll's hand pop out.Keef is very imused.Keef's arms stretch toward the invention.
Keef:ooh,gimme!
Zim:Oh no!No,no,no.This-
Zim sticks it in hiss pack.
Zim:is for later.We still need to prepare.
Keef:Yay!For what?
Zim:You'll see,and so will Dib.Revenge again.
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Chapter 1 is complete!Keep checking for chapter 2!
P.I.R:YAY!
Invader Mick:What do you think is going to happen?
P.I.R:How should I know?YOU wrote it!
Invader Mick:Oh yes!Silly me!Tee hee!=8)
Zim: