The world's curious adventures (a misc. fanfiction)
Chapter one: Prolog part one
Suigetsu sighed as he got the same old lecture from the chief of Police and he was finger printed for the third time that week alone he wondered how Reno was going to react when he got the phone call asking about this one. No sooner had the thought crossed his mind did a rather tipsy looking Reno sway into the room a light red blush across his cheeks
"Suigetsu I'm getting really tired of this" He began somehow not slurring every word he spoke Suigetsu rolled his eyes a little bit
"You Disturbed me during happy hour again! And I almost got some hot chick's number and instead I get a phone call from the police asking me to come get you"
"Well you are my parole officer what was supposed to happen?" Suigetsu asked "And for the record it is always happy hour with you"
Reno glared as the boy before him grinned in his devilish way with more of an evil hint in there Reno turned to the police officer
"So what'd he do?"
"He destroyed the mayor's car!" The cop exclaimed pointing an accusing finger at Suigetsu Reno then looked at him the teen didn't even try to deny it
"Well when people are happy they do some weird things when I'm happy I like to destroy things" Suigetsu said as if it were just a simple logic and then without further notice or a second thought flipped the desk next to him which just pissed off the police officer but then Reno turned to the officer
"So what did he do wrong?" Reno asked curiously the cop's jaw dropped in disbelief was this guy stupid or something? How could he turn around and see that then assume that there was nothing wrong the officer didn't know what to say
"HE DESTROYED THE MAYORS CAR!"
"So? He was a corrupt bastard any way and also it just made the kid happy" the officer then began to stumble over his words trying to get something out but then sighed in frustration
"Just sign his papers and go" The cop said these two were clearly two peas in a pod and it was going to be hell with these two it was no wonder the kid hadn't straightened out.
Reno paid the bail and then filled out the papers before walking out Suigetsu in tow Reno tossed the boy the keys
"You drive I'm not drunk enough" Reno told him Suigetsu looked confused
"I don't have a learners permit and we're in front of a police station"
"So?"
"Can't argue with that logic" Suigetsu said sliding into the front seat of the car and starting the ignition before driving to the bar where the bad luck trio was complete with the perverted ladies' man Sanji. Sanji worked at the bar although he really wanted to cook each of the three men had a few things in common
One: in their own ways each of them was trouble Sanji had a weakness for women, Suigetsu had a weakness for destruction, and Reno as we have learned has a weakness for any and all kinds of booze
Two: they all lived together in the same house
and last number three: They were all low on cash sense Sanji was the only one who didn't spend his entire pay check Suigetsu had too much bail so whenever he was bailed out he'd pay his friends back, Reno spent his pay check on alcohol so Sanji was really the only one who got paid and paid the bills
"You guys need to knock it off and start growing up we still need to figure out how we're going to pay the bills this week" Sanji said as he got Reno some shots of whiskey and Suigetsu a soda
"Well if we're tight on money why don't we just rent those three extra rooms we have?" Suigetsu said
"I'm not moving my wine stash I mean uh" Reno said sheepishly Sanji rolled his eyes a little
"we'd have to move some things around but yeah I think we could pull that off" Sanji said
"Alright I'll put an ad in the paper" Suigetsu said smiling before standing up
"Reno get in the car we need to go home"
"But I just got here!"
"Well I can't drive without an adult" Suigetsu said grabbing him and dragging him towards the car Sanji waved a little bit before sighing this was going to be a long, long day