Lord Voldermort was frolicking in the Forbidden Forest and chilling out with the evil spiders. Him and Aragog were best friends as Voldermort liked to kill people and Aragog and his kids liked to eat them. Unfortunately he had been brought mudbloods this time and he now discovered that too many mudbloods caused him diarrhea. Voldemort fled the webs as the spider babies tried to eat him to avenge their father. Voldemort ran, screaming like he did when he touched Harry in the graveyard. He got lost and fell into a hollow full of shaggy creatures. Voldemort suddenly realized that he had fallen into a den of randy thestrals, as they were embraced the mating season. All around him the creatures were humping each other. They stopped to look at him and his aura of being almost dead was very sexy to them. They moved towards him, hairy boners quivering under their shaggy coats. Voldemort realized his wand had gone missing and that he was alone with a pack of randy monsters.
They began to try and mount him. he moaned his famous laugh (the one that music has been made to, you know) "Eh hehe!" And tried to stand up, but the wave of thestrals was too strong and they bowled him onto his front. He honked as they ripped his robe away with their teeth. One of then mounted him, "no! No you filthy beast!" He yelled as his bowels opened in fear and spilled into the nest. They didn't seem to mind and the creature's now shit covered dick the size of a human leg rammed into voldemorts butt hole. "Eh hehe!" He yelled again but was smothered as another thestrals filled his mouth with its monster meat. He yelled and gagged as his windpipe was blacked and his gag reflex stimulated. He couldn't breath as the rest of the thestrals started to hump his scrawny body. Of course, voldemort got no pleasure out of this as his horcrux butt plug (safely hidden elsewhere) contained the part of him that could feel sex and so his cum button didn't work when hit by creature dong. The evil honker also could not die of suffocation because his many horcruxes prevented the dark lord could just lay there while they rammed him in every inch of his body.
As he lay there spit roasted and bored (his dead nerves of his deadish body had stopped registering the horror and now it was just dull) he cursed putting his sex feelings into a Horcrux as he could have at least cummed at the end of this ordeal. (At least though he had seen death and so could see them or being raped by an invisible creature would be weird) All the creatures started to groan as they came to the end. Voldemort started commotioning again not wanting his robes also covered in thestrals come. But it didn't matter. They cummed. In dramatic fashion sounding like a reaching cats and nails down a blackboard. Voldemort knew hell as his body was drowned inside and out in the sticky cum which mixed with his own diarrhea. Being magical beasts it lasted over a minute and he nearly exploded with all the cum inside him.
When they finally left him alone he projectile vomited across the forest, drowning all the spiders that lived there. He limped out of the forest and found Draco Malfoy there. He fell to his knees and clutched at the boys knees. "Draco, my boy..." he said in a hoarse whisper Draco grimaced at the cum dribbling from Voldemorts nose onto his suit. "Draco...please... set the forest on fire and destroy those beasts' and he collapsed to the floor as cum spilled out of every forest burnt down leaving just the Weasly car intact. The end.