Note: This chapter by Atled.
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The Poltergeist Chronicles: Chapter 1- Family reunion
"Breena! So mother finally let you come!" Peeves greeted his twin little sister at Platform 9 ¾.
"Peeves! Yes, she was quite glad to be rid of me, actually. I caused enough havoc to even annoy a poltergeist mother. Oh, well. I look forward to Hogwarts," a little poltergeist maid wearing an extremely colorful big shirt with a polka dot bow-tie and sparkly green tights greeted him.
Peeves cackled and swooped down to hug her. This drew the horrified stares of many students, who knew all too well what a poltergeist could do. Breena grinned an evil grin and quickly threw a paint-bomb at her brother.
"BREENA! Mommy said no pranking each other!" Peeves cried through the bright red paint.
"When did we ever listen to Mommy?" Breena smiled innocently.
"True. Very true," Peeves replied. Then he promptly hurled a Dungbomb in the air. Many screams of students could be heard.
Then the new conductor came out.
"YOU DAMN POLTERGEISTS! I AGREED TO LET YOU RIDE THE TRAIN ONLY ON THE CONDITION THAT YOU WOULDN'T PULL ANY PRANKS! DO YOU WANT TO BE LEFT IN LONDON?" He yelled through the confusion. "Now everybody! In the train! Now!" He appeared very flustered and mad this year.
All the students immediately heeded his order and boarded the train. They didn't want to be the object of the conductor's wrath.