Goldeneye return by supernamekian chapter 1
bond appeared in a russia base with a crappy pistol. "im tired of mi6 being cheap, give me rocket launcher next time he say to m on communication watch."
"no" say m and she goodbyed
"shees mean" say bond and walked through sliding doors and there were russias!
"Ve vill kill you bond" they say with thier russia tungs.
"QUIT SAYING V BEFORE EVERYTHING" yells bond and he shoots to kill them and stole their guns.
"yay" a cheers bond.
he then walked around sum more an found a body armre. he put it on an his life increase.
"now the russias will hav harder times killing me" sez bond.
"bond there is lady you need to save by teh way dont romance wither." Sez mi6 throo watch com.
"okay" lyed bond and he looked for the prison the girl was in.
he found the prison and ther were 5 bad russias their to kill him and win.
"surrendir agent double "o" bond 7" sez the rusias "no" say bond and he gots his kf7 soviet out and shot bullets throuh teh 2 of them then cartweeld to the middle bad russia and kickd his groin and face and he fell and bled to deth. the othr to russias shot bullets at bonds but his aarmor protect him.
"ha ur bullets ar weak" sed bond and he kicked one guy into a pointles pit and then picked up the other bad guy and broke hiz back with his head and trew him into a prisson cell.
he then looked at lady prisner and called her hot and freed her.
"thanx u" sed the 5hundrith lov intrist of hiz life."no problem" seda bond and he kissed her
"wo not is time for that" said lady "get out first to safe place then make an out"
"ur right" said bond."but wut is ur name."?
"matalya" she told "omg natalyas daughter? Funny how I didn't age I luv girls yungger than me"!" much exclumashuns from bond?
"yeh but lets ascapes today" said matalya
"okay" bond told and they 2 went out of cell room and into hall.