A/N: New story! I've been wanting to write this story for a while now and I hope ya'll like it! Now about this um…Hiccup and Astrid are not a couple and are just best friends. They are not as close as Hiccup and Toothless but they are still close friends. They used to be a couple but they broke up when they found their feelings are brotherly and sisterly, not romantic. Plus I'm sorry for the changing POVs but I think it will only be in this one. Jack and Hiccup are bi.

Disclaimer: No own ROTG nor HTTYD and I never will.

Prologue

It's been a few months since the Guardians defeated Pitch. They were all in the North Pole for some reason Jack didn't care enough about to remember. Said Winter spirit was sitting on a window ledge freezing all the elves that walked beneath the ledge. He sighed and looked at the other Guardians. North and Bunny were arguing over which holiday was better or more important ("Easter's more important, mate. Not Christmas." "No, Christmas is more important!"), Sandy was sleeping in the corner, and Tooth was giving directions to her fairies for teeth ("Sector 4; 3 bicuspids, 4 molars, 2 canines.").

Jack sighed again and silently wished something interesting would happen. As soon as he finished that thought there was a flash of bright light that engulfed the other Guardians and an elf that was passing by. Jack jumped off his ledge in a panic and started to pace. His panic caused a light snowfall to begin in the workshop. Yetis and elves were panicking and running around. Their panic increased when there was another flash of light that surrounded Jack. When it cleared he was gone as well.

It was a few weeks after Hiccup defeated the Red Death and lost his leg. He's still getting used to it. Today, he decided to go out so he brought Toothless, Astrid, Snotlout, Fishlegs, Ruffnut and Tuffnut, and Stormfly to a clearing in the woods that he had found. He forgot the reason why he did this but he did. Hiccup leaned back on Toothless, the only dragon in the clearing, and started doodling in his sketchbook. He sighed. He silently wished something interesting would happen, hopefully something that wouldn't cost him a limb.

Hiccup fell back in surprise when Toothless and the others disappeared in a flash of bright light. He scrambled up and looked around him in panic. He was about to start on his way back to the village to warn the others when he disappeared into a flash of light as well.

When the light engulfed the Guardians they were surprised and shocked when it cleared and they found themselves in a room on a couch with popcorn in their hands facing a platform that looks incredibly soft. Opposite them was another couch that, in another flash of light, had more people on it. They too had popcorn in their hands. They looked to the side of the couch when a movement caught their eye. They blinked when they saw a giant black lizard with wings and another one that was blue with many spikes that they figured are dragons. There was a large blonde boy, a black haired boy, two blonde haired girls, and another blonde boy. One of the girls had to be a twin of the blonde boy with how much they looked alike. They all had helmets and boots that look like they were made of fur. If anything they could be described as Vikings.

When the flash of light disappeared, Astrid could see they ended up on a soft couch with something in a bag in their hands. Toothless was on the side of the couch and Stormfly was next to him. They were facing a soft looking platform an across from them was four people. At least, Stoic thought they were people. There was only one man who looked to be completely human. There was a woman with colorful feathers, a short, chubby golden man, and a giant grey bunny. She didn't know who those people were but before she could do anything there was a flash of light above them and then a screaming voice of a male.

Astrid looked up with everyone else and saw a white haired boy wearing a strange blue shirt and brown pants with leather straps tied around his shins. Just out of his reach was a staff with a shepherd's crook. Astrid figured the staff was the boy's. She heard the other people shout, "Jack!" and guessed it was the boy's name. Jack landed on the platform and groaned, but before anything could be done there was another flash of light and another male voice was heard screaming.

Jack felt himself falling after he was engulfed in light and screamed. When the light cleared he saw the Guardians and some other people looking at him. He ignored them and looked around for his staff. He saw it in front of him just out of his reach. He continued screaming and heard the Guardians yell his name. He landed on the platform that was not as soft as it looked. He lost his breath and his vision went dizzy. Before he could gather his wits, he saw another flash of light and heard another screaming voice. He heard the Viking-like people shout 'Hiccup' and guessed that was the boy's name. Jack looked up and saw a wide-eyed brown-haired, freckle-faced boy falling towards him. Hiccup landed on him before he could move out of the way.

"Oof!" There went Jack's breath again. He groaned and heard someone moan above him. He opened his eyes dazedly and saw Hiccup on top of him. Hiccup sat up and saw he was on top of some white-haired boy. He blushed a bright red when he noticed he was accidently straddling him. He saw the boy blush a blue-violet color when he noticed as well. They scrambled away from each other. Hiccup heard snickering and looked over to see Snotlout, Ruffnut, Tuffnut, and Astrid laughing at him. He glared at them and tried to push down his blush.

Jack heard snickering and he glanced over at the Guardians. He saw Bunny snickering at him and glared at Bunny. Jack grabbed his staff and sent a blast of ice at him. He smirked when he saw Bunny's fur frost over. He got up and went to stand next to them and looked at the other people in the room, quite obviously not looking in Hiccup's direction. On the other side, Hiccup was doing the same thing.

"Vell, at least I know vhat the popcorn was for." North said. Tooth giggled and Sandy silently laughed.

Bunny grumbled. "Stupid Frostbite." Jack just smirked at him. He turned to look at the other people again.

"So what are we doing here?" Jack said.

"I don't know, mate."

"I can answer your questions as to why you're here." A voice said. Everyone looked towards where the voice came from. They saw a young girl who looked to be in her teens. She was 5"1 with short dark brown hair that was cut short in the back and long in the front. She wore a black short-sleeved shirt with the saying 'There's no Slaughter without Laughter!' in red on the front. She had on a pair of dark blue torn jeans and black converse. She also wore a pair of purple wire oval-shaped glasses. She held up a peace sign. "Yo, my username is Mommy'sLittlePyro, but you can call me Pyro 'cause I'm a pyro." She smiled.

"Okay…so you said you can tell us why we're here right? So can you tell us?" Jack said.

"Oh that's simple! You're here cause I brought you here."

"What?"

"Yup, I got bored and decided to make ya'll read some HiJack fanfiction! And about Jack and Hiccup falling well I did that on purpose. I just had to do it." She cackled.

"Uh what's fanfiction? And HiJack?" Hiccup and Jack asked, both blushing slightly as they remembered their position after falling onto the platform that seemed to have disappeared.

"Where did the platform go?" Astrid asked.

Pyro hummed and looked over to where the platform was. A coffee table was now in the place of the platform with a book on top. The book had 'HiJack Fanfiction' on the cover. "I got rid of the platform as it has no use now. Fanfiction is a website where fans of books, movies, cartoons, anime/manga, plays, TV shows, comics, games, and misc. (though I have no idea what misc. is) can write stories on them. Hiccup and friends are from a very popular movie called How to Train Your Dragon. Jack and the Guardians are from Rise of the Guardians. Jack is very popular with the girls, as is Hiccup. It's so funny reading the comments girls make about wanting to own you two. You both have so many fan-girls! You should see the pictures and comics made of you Jack. Jack's personality, looks, and past got him many fans and so many pairings. Hiccup is popular also due to his looks and personality. Ahem, anyway, you'll find out what HiJack is very soon."

Everyone was staring at her and letting what she said sink in. Jack and Hiccup gained horrified looks when they heard about the fangirls and how girls wish to own them.

"W-what do you mean we're from movies?" Jack questioned.

"We-ll, I mean that there were movies made of you two. Hiccup's movie was turned into a cartoon and I think Jack's movie might be made into a sequel or maybe was going to be turned into a cartoon too? Oh, you know what I have both movies! Here I'll put them on. Who wants to go first?" Pyro looked excited.

Jack and Hiccup looked at each other then promptly pointed at each other. Pyro sighed. "Okay we're deciding this by Rock, Paper, and Scissors! Whoever loses has to watch their movie first."

Jack and Hiccup sighed and turned to each other. Both threw out a rock, then a paper, then a scissors, then again a paper. They looked incredulously at each other. Pyro was giggling in the background. "That always happens between me and my brothers and dad. "Hurry up before I do Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Moe."

They hurriedly threw out a paper and rock. "Looks like it's Hiccup first!"

Pyro walked over to the TV that came from nowhere and put in a cd. She turned to them. "Sit down, shut up, and watch the movie!" They did as told and sat down on the extremely large couch. Pyro sat in between Jack and Hiccup and leaned towards the TV. However, she jumped right back up just after sitting down.

"Wait! We are watching the trailer first cause its awesome." Hiccup groaned and the others snickered. Everyone was in awe after watching the trailer.

"That looked badass." Jack breathed.

"Language, Jack." Tooth chastised. Jack grumbled.

Pyro snickered. "Okay on with the movie!"

It started with Hiccup monologuing and continued on. After the movie was done everyone sat in silence at the awesomeness that was the movie of Hiccup's adventure. Some parts of it were humorous. Others were suspenseful. A few more were quite angsty. Overall, it was awesome.

"Okay Jack's turn! We're watching the trailers first though."

"Trailers?" the guardians echoed.

"Yeah people made two trailers and we're gonna watch them both!"

After the trailers, they watched the movie. Sandy chastised the other Guardians for jumping to conclusions after the Easter incident. Jack tried to defend them, but he isn't a very good lawyer. The older Guardians were sheepish and apologized. Tooth cried a little at the part where Jack was watching his memories and saved his little sister at the cost of his life.

After the movie, Jack turned to North. "Do I still hold the record?" he sounded hopeful.

North laughed and nodded. Jack smirked, proud he still held the record.

"So, you're Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Sandman, the Easter Bunny, and Jack Frost?" Hiccup said. He nodded to himself. "Cool."

Pyro cleared her throat. "Okay so let's get this show on the road! First story is 'There's Something I Want You To See' written by shadowpiratemonkey7."

"I have a bad feeling about this." Jack said. Hiccup nodded in agreement.

A/N: Okay I edited a few things, changed some others. Hope ya'll enjoy.