Before we start with the story, let's start from the beginning of this team's adventure. This story takes place in the lives of 3 friends that join a Pokémon exploration team together. This team consists of a Mudkip, named Kip, a Squirtle, named Squirt, and a Joltik named… Bert. This odd team is named Team Legends. Just graduating out of Wigglytuff's Guild, the team is ready to become an elite exploration team and kick the butts of many, as said in the words of Squirt. Now let's begin with the story.
*While walking out of Wigglytuff's Guild*
Kip: I can't believe we finally made out of there!
Squirt: Yeah, I thought we'd never make it.
Bert: I knew we could do it.
Squirt: Bring it in guys.
*Hugs all around, then an awkward silence*
Kip: Umm, now that we don't stay at the guild… where are we going to stay?
Bert: Wow. I guess we never really thought about that.
Squirt: Well, where is the perfect place to stay? Oh duh, an underwater cavern!
Bert: I'm an electric type.
Squirt: So what's the problem?
*Bert facepalms*
Kip: Why don't we check the beach?
Bert: Water and land… that's perfect!
*The team heads down to the beach*
Kip: I like this area.
Bert: Kip… you're staring at a wall.
Kip: Under Sharpedo Bluff. That'll protect from storms and stuff, but we just need a cave or something right here.
Squirt: We would need really powerful dudes to do that.
Bert: I bet we could hire some in town.
Kip: Race ya!
*Kip and Squirt race into town while stepping on Bert a few times*
Bert: OW! Why me?!
Kip: Bert, be a man and help us look.
Squirt: Those guys look like they could help.
Kip: Squirt, those are Pichu!
Squirt: So what's the problem?
*Kip facepalms while Bert notices some Machoke ahead of them.*
Bert: Hey, I think I see some guys down there.
Squirt: But I really think those Pichu could help us. I'm going to ask them.
*5 minutes later, Squirt comes back singed with electricity coming out of him.*
Squirt: They'll come around.
Bert: Let's just go ask those Machoke over there.
*Team Legends heads over to the group of Machoke.*
Kip: Excuse me, but we need a cave under Sharpedo Bluff, and as you can tell by our size, we can't do it ourselves. Do you think you can help us?
Machoke: Yeah, but it's not going to be a cheap job.
Bert: How much?
Machoke: 100,000,000,000 poke.
*Kip and Bert drop their mouths and Squirt faints.*
Machoke: Will he be ok?
Kip: Yeah, he does that about 5 times a week. Besides we don't have enough money to pay for your help.
Machoke: Well, there is one other way to pay us without money, but it's a dangerous job.
Bert: We'll do anything.
Machoke: Well, there's this gem me and my friends have wanted for a while and if you give us the gem, you won't have to pay us.
Kip: Deal! Where is it?
Machoke: In Crystal Crossing. It's said to be guarded by monster.
Bert: You do know we're called "Pocket Monsters" in Japan.
Machoke: Who speaks Japanese here, you freak?
Bert: Do you want the gem or not?!
Machoke: Yes, yes! Sorry for the insult.
Bert: Well, let's get going team.
*Team Legends starts walking away.*
Kip: Crap! We forgot Squirt!
*Kip slaps Squirt awake, explains everything to him, and gets going to Crystal Crossing with Bert behind her. After a few hours, they finally get to the entrance of Crystal Crossing.*
Squirt: If I die, tell my action figures I love them.
Kip: We won't need to because we are going to make it through this place.
Bert: Well, let's stop talking and get walking.
*The team heads straight into the crossing and finds beautiful crystals covering the walls, and then they start to hear loud noises.*
Squirt: If those creepy noises don't stop, I think I'm going to faint again.
Kip: You faint again and I'm just leaving you.
Bert: This might be really obvious, but I think the gem is at the end of this place.
*While the team keeps going through the crossing, the strange noises get louder.*
Squirt: The more turns we make the more I'm feeling like I'm going to faint.
Bert: I'm right behind you so don't faint.
Kip: How come we haven't seen any other Pokémon here?
Bert: I'm guessing it's because that this place is said to be guarded by a monster?!
Kip: Jeez, no need to yell.
*The team enters a huge room with the biggest crystals they had ever seen.*
Kip: Wow. I wish I could take some home with me.
Squirt: What home?
Kip: Shut up.
*The noises get louder and closer to the team.*
Bert: Squirt, please tell me that was your stomach.
Squirt: What kind of messed up stomach makes that noise.
*The noises stop and then the room goes silent.*
Kip: Well whatever that was I think might have left. Let's keep go…
*Then Regigigas falls from the ceiling, blocking the way to go on.*
Squirt: AHHHH!
*Squirt then faints*
Kip: Squirt! Now is not the time!
Regigigas: RROOAARR!
Kip: English dude! English!
Bert: Uhh Kip, I don't think it's in the mood for talking.
*Regigigas tries to attack Kip, but Kip doges the attack.*
Kip: I'll distract this thing while you wake up Squirt!
*Bert then rushes to Squirt, slaps him, and they all get ready to battle. Squirt tries a bubble attack, but chokes on his own bubbles. Bert hits Regigigas with a Thunderbolt and makes it run after him, but because of Bert's size, Regigigas had trouble looking for him. Then Kip had an idea.*
Kip: Squirt, help Bert with a distraction. You have to protect me because I have an idea.
Squirt: What's the plan? That idiot is still trying to find Bert.
Kip: I'll use water gun to shake that huge crystal on the ceiling to drop on Regigigas. So go help…
Bert: AHH! HE FOUND ME!
*Squirt then uses bubble (without choking) and hits Regigigas right in the back of the head.*
Squirt: Hey stupid! Your mama's so ugly, she couldn't get a date with a trash compactor!
*Regigigas then charges for Squirt and Squirt dodges, while Kip is shooting the huge crystal on the ceiling with water gun. Then Regigigas corners Bert and Squirt.*
Squirt: Bert, if I don't make it out of this, take good care of my underwear!
Bert: I'm never getting near your underwear!
*Just before Regigigas could land the final blow, a huge crystal falls down right on top of it, knocking it out. Kip then comes out.*
Kip: What would you guys do without me?
*Kip then helps her terrified friends up and they head deeper into the crossing until they come upon a lake.
Bert: Wow. This lake is beautiful. Its almost flowing with energy, you can feel it.
Kip: No need for the freaky energy life lesson, we just need to find that gem.
Squirt: Is that it?
*They all look out onto the lake and see a glowing light coming from it. Kip and Squirt then jump into the water and grab the gem, and when the get to the surface, the gem stops glowing.*
Bert: Well that was weird.
Kip: Who cares? We have to get this thing back to Machoke!
*After backtracking through the crossing, they finally make it out.*
Squirt: Oh, sweet sunlight! I never thought I would miss you so much!
Bert: Squirt, stop fooling around and let's head back to town.
*The three of them head straight back to town and go straight to the Machoke.*
Kip: Here's your gem-thing.
*Kip hands them the gem and the Machoke look impressed.*
Machoke: Wow. I can't believe you three did it. Some of my best Machoke couldn't even do it.
Squirt: Well, I don't mean to brag, but we wouldn't have gotten the gem without my brilliant leadership skills.
*Kip and Bert facepalm.*
Kip: Newsflash, I'm the leader of this team.
Squirt: Well… I helped okay!
Bert: Whatever, but now that you have your gem, can we show you where we want the cave?
Machoke: Yep, a deals a deal.
*They head down to the beach to show the group of Machoke where they want their new base. The Machoke then set up plans and detailed ideas of what to do, so in the next episode the team will have a new base and new adventures to come.*
