Ok when you see ( ) that it means I'm talking me! the author it means I a)what to tell you something about the story b)I want to annoy you for the fun of it or c)I do not know what c is so don't ask!! Now on with the story!!

(Kai's p.o.v) (P.o.v means point of view)

I walked down the halls of Ouran high school looking for the office. I glance at some girls that were blushing and screaming kawii. (Kawii means cute) I rolled my eyes, what a bunch of stupid airheads I hate those types of girls they'll probably throw themselves at any hot guy they see! Plus if they knew I was a girl they would be glaring at me like bitches but they don't know no one does all because I hacked into the school's computer saying that I was a guy because then I could move freely without girls trying to kill me. I stand out even more because I wasn't wearing the boy's uniform like hell I was going to waste my money on that uniform 20,000 yen (200 dollars) for a stupid uniform that's a rip off but not for them because they're rich! I might be rich now because my parents died and left me 100,000,000 yen (1,000,000 dollars) which will be going to my collage fund and to Shin's expenses plus his collage fund as well, I sigh I wish Shin was here supporting me but nooo! That jackass had to go to America and study how could he leave his big sister like that? We might not be related in blood but I would never leave him maybe he got sick of me calling him a cute little teddy bear even though his 15 but I couldn't help it he had a girly face and I always make fun of guys with girly faces!

"Wear the uniform you poor bastard!" a guy yelled at probably jealous all the girls were looking at me I turn to him and glared considering beating him up until he asked for mercy! But I decided to keep walking and try to find the office instead.

I looked down at myself I was wearing black baggy pants and a white shirt that says "I may be an idiot but at least I'm cool unlike you" in black bold letters this shirt is pure awesome like all my shirts! I thought making me a little happy that I didn't kill the guy who insulted me. My short boy style black hair that had natural red in it was messy because I didn't give a shit what it looked like, I don't need to impress this jerks I just what to get through school and go to college. My hair was covering my red eyes that were also naturally that color; when I was born I had some birth defects so that's why I had red eyes and some red in my hair.

I got annoyed because I still couldn't find the office so I decided to go up to a blushing girl and ask her "Do you know where the office is?" She looks up and blushes a deeper red then before.

"Umm if you go straight and turn left then right you'll see a sign that says office" I smile, that makes her go a deeper red I found this amusing so I kiss her on the cheek after saying thanks this makes her faint her friend holds her up the other girls swoon after seeing what happen. I smirk a little and started for the office following the girl's instructions, thanks to that I found the stupid office, thank god almighty!! I went up to the lady and told her I just transfer here so she gives me a schedule and a map of the school. I used the map to find my class. (Ok she's in class 1.A with the twins and Haruhi come on if she wasn't then the story would be boring!!) I looked at my watch I was five minutes late, so what I'm new so they can get over it. I knock on the door making the class get silent. The teacher opens the door and smiles at me warmly.

"Are you Kai Aoki?" I nod my head. (Ok just in case you don't know if she nods her head it means yes if she shakes her head it means no you got it nod yes shake no)She smiles "I'm Hana Shindo please call me Shindo-sensei and please wait here so I can introduce you to the class." I nod again

She walks back in I lean on the wall and hear her say "Class we have a new transfer student his name is Kai Aoki please make him feel welcome, Aoki-kun please come in." When she said that I stopped leaning on the wall and walked in when the girls saw me they started blushing some even started screaming, stupid airs heads they're pissing me off!! God they need to get lives they're acting like I'm a rock star they all have crunches on and they don't even know me because if they did they would be glaring at me not blushing.

"Hi I'm Kai Aoki please just call me Kai." I smile warmly "If you have any questions please ask me if it ok with you Shindo-sensei?" She nods her head and says only a few questions.

"Umm are you single?" A girl asks. I should have known that some girl would ask me that all the girls got really quiet.

"Yea I'm single, why you ask?" I said sexily that makes the girl that ask the question blush cherry red I would be laughing at her but I'm going to be nice and only laugh in the inside.

"Umm what type of girl do you like?" Another girl asks. I smile and say "I don't know" NONE!! I screamed in my head.

"Ok class I think that's enough questions you can ask him at lunch or after school Kai you'll be sitting next to Haruhi Fujioka-kun, Fujioka-kun please raise your hand so Kai can know where to sit." When Shindo-sensei says that a hand raise I go to it and sit in the empty sit next to Fujioka-kun when I look at him instead of being a guy it's a girl, hmm she's cross-dressing just like me I wonder why I glance behind me and see twins one is behind me the other is behind Fujioka-Chan they have auburn hair and green eyes. I look back at Fujioka-Chan she has brown eyes and hair, now time to find out why she's acting like a boy. I pick up my black backpack and took out a notebook and a pen then I ripe out a piece of paper from the notebook. I wrote "why are you cross-dressing as a guy" on the piece of paper I fold it up and place it on Fujioka-Chan's desk. I glanced behind me to see that the twins looked interested about the piece of paper they must be her friends.

She opens it and smiles and written something on the paper then folded it back up and gave it to, I unfolded and read it; it said "tell you at lunch and please call me Haruhi."

"Ok" I whisper to her, she smiles. The twins glare at me, I could feel their glares on my back so I turned around and whisper "Fuck off you jackasses" That makes them glare at me some more. Ha ha ha this year is going to be fun who knew.

Sorry it short if you want me to write more just tell or I'll do it anyways and it won't take me that long to get ideas b/c I have a whole notebook containing my story I like to write on paper and then typed it on the computer like I said sorry it's short!!