Chapter one: Single Hits Part 1
Happyfish: I do not own anything. So this is going to be a song fic thing. It is going to feature characters from Naruto, some characters only get 1 song and others get more. Suggest songs in review or PM. This is just a silly sometimes cracky fic.
This is the list of songs that I am going to do: I Just Can't Wait To Be King, I'm the Ogeybogyman, The Gospel truth, Come Little Children, lesson number 1, When You believe, God Help the Outcasts, Stronger, No Way Out, I hate everything about, Brother my Brother, Brothers, Listen with your heart, On The Road, Once Upon A December, I Wanna Be Like Other Girls, Sally's Song, Where Do I go from here, Jack's Lament, Bare Necessities, Strangers like me, I wanna be Like You, One jump, Never Say Never, A girl worth fighting for, Shake Shake signora, Mordred's lullaby, My Lullaby, A dream is a wish your heart makes, I remember, Love will find a way, Belle, Colors of the wind, I won't Say I'm in Love, He lives in You, A Star is Born, When Somebody Loved Me, Brother's under the sun, Uninstall, One Jump, Tears To Shed, No More Mister Nice Guy, Someone's Waiting For You, I've got no string, If I never Knew You, Bad Apple, Be Prepared, One Jump, Reflection, Down to the Sea, Powdered Snow, Time of Dying, Savages, Revolution Man, We Are Siamese, Mine, Mine, Mine, Look through my eyes, Zero to hero, You´ll be in my heart, Transformation, We are one, HellFire, You cann't take me, You've got a friend in me, Streets of gold, Shadowland, I can go the distance, I´ll Make a man out of you, Safe And Sound, My Heart Will Go On, You're Amazing Just The Way You Are, Your Song, Candyman, October and April, A Thousand Years, Almost Lover, Pictures of You, Every Time We Touch, Accidentally In Love, Carnival of Rust, Corner of Your Heart, It's Our Life, Numa Numa, Firework, Umbrella, Until The Day I die, GaaNaru: My Immortal, You Found Me, Love is a Battlefield, Right Kind Of Wrong, Sailor Song, Evil Song, Animal I have Become, World Is Mine, Would You Love a Monsterman?, He Is Not One Of Us, I wanna Mom, We Are One, Where did I go wrong?, You Shoulda Put A Ring On It. Some of the songs are for pairings that are Yaoi, Yuri and Hetero as well as group songs.
There was an unofficial treaty going around and even those that were dead were brought back to life for this competition in singing. There was a competition between Shinobi and Kunoichi, competition between the loyal ninja and missing ninja and of course, there was a competition between different groups of ninja both the hidden villages and the akatsuki. An orange haired man in an Akatsuki cloak stepped up to the podium after messing with the karaoke machine and it started up, another akatsuki with slicked back silver hair followed him up and so did one with an orange swirl mask with one eye hole.
Pein licked his lips and started to sing, "I know that your powers of retention, are as wet as a warthog's backside, but thick as you are, pay attention, My words are a matter of pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions, The lights are not all on upstairs but we're talking kings and successions. Even you can't be caught unawares, So prepare for a chance of a lifetime, Be prepared for sensational news, A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer,'
Hidan's eyes narrowed as he looked at his leader with barely held back suspicion: "And where do we feature?"
Pein smirked at Hidan as he said condescendingly, "Just listen to teacher, I know it sounds sordid, But you'll be rewarded, When at last I am given my dues, And injustice deliciously squared, Be prepared!"
Tobi piped up excitedly in a hyper voice,"Yeah, Be prepared. Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh. ...For what?"
Pein rolled his eyes before hitting him singing, "For the death of the kages."
Tobi asked stupidly, "Why? Are they sick?"
Pein hissed in anger, "No, fool- we're going to kill him. And the jinchuriki too."
Hidan said perking up thinking of all the sacrifices he could make to Jashin with them gone, "Great idea! Who needs the kages?"
Hidan and Tobi they dance around together arms flailing around idiotically, "No kages! No kages! la-la-la-la-laa-laa!"
Pein roared at them, "Idiots! There will be a king!"
Tobi stared at his leader in confusion, "Hey, but you said, uh..."
Pein stared at them and said tersely, "I will be kage! ...Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!"
Hidan and Tobi perked up again singing, "Yaay! All right! Long live the king!"
All the akatsuki had gathered on the stage reluctantly for the rest of the song intoning, "Long live the king! Long live the king! It's great that we'll soon be connected. With a king who'll be all-time adored."
Pein smirked arrogantly as he sang before growing serious and staring at each one individually, "Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected, to take certain duties on board the future is littered with prizes, And though I'm the main addressee, The point that I must emphasize is you won't get a sniff without me! So prepare for the coup of the century (Oooh!) Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Oooh... La! La! La!) Meticulous planning (We'll have food!) Tenacity spanning (Lots of food) Decades of denial (We repeat) Is simply why I'll (Endless meat) Be king undisputed (Aaaaaaah...) Respected, saluted, (...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder I am (...aaaaaaah!) Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo) Be prepared!"
All Akatsuki before showing a kunai or two and stepping of stage in a very dramatic fashion, "Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared Be prepared!"
Everyone was silent for several minutes afterward, they had known the akatsuki were up to something like that, but none had put it quite so succinctly before. A younger orange haired man strode towards the stage, his eyes did not have rings in them, there was a very calm aura around him.
Juugo started up, "Look at me, I will never pass for a perfect ninja, Or a perfect man, Can it be I'm not meant to play this part? Now I see That if I were truly to be myself I would break my teammate's heart, Who is that guy I see staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don't know? Somehow I cannot hide Who I am, though I've tried When will my reflection show Who I am inside? When will my reflection show Who I am inside?"
Most did not know who he was, although a few did and they looked either outraged or sorrowful or thoughtful about the song he had chosen. Juugo bowed to the audience after the applause died down and he walked of stage.
Then some one who was much beloved by the young ninja of Konoha stepped forward, it was Iruka Umino he shifted a touch uncomfortably before choosing a song and he started up the machine singing, "As you go through life you'll see, there is so much that we don't understand. And the only thing we know, is things don't always go, the way we planned. But you'll see every day, that we'll never turn away, when it seems all your dreams come undone. We will stand by your side, filled with hope and filled with pride, we are more than we are, we are one. Family, family, we are one, family, family, we are one if there's so much i must be, can i still just be me, the way i am? Can i trust in my own heart? Or am i just one part, of some big plan? Even those who are gone, are with us as we go on, your journey has only begun, tears of pain, tears of joy, one thing nothing can destroy, is our pride, deep inside, we are one. Family, family, we are one, family, family, we are one. We are one you and I, we are like the earth and sky, one family under the sun, all the wisdom to lead, all the courage that you need. You will find when you see we are one. Family, family, we are one, family, family, we are one... family, family, we are one, family, family, we are one... family, family, we are one, family, family, we are one... family, family, we are one, family, family, we are one."