"No One Ruins Sonya Time"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Mortal Kombat or any of the characters of the game itself. Mortal Kombat and its characters are owned by WB Games, Netherrealm Studios, and its creators, Ed Boon and John Tobias. Anyway, since I'm in the hankering for some Mortal Kombat, here's another hilarious drabble of mine that features Sonya Blade, Johnny Cage and Jax. So, here you go!
Sonya Blade was cooped up on the couch, spending some leisurely time with herself inside the lounge room of Special Forces headquarters. After all, she really did need a break after chasing her arch-enemy Kano for so frickin' long. This was actually "Sonya Time" for the general herself, which meant only three things on Sonya's mind: The couch, the TV, a box of delicious bonbons and The Talk on CBS. Now this sounded like Sonya's afternoon for sure.
"I'm so glad I needed this break," Sonya said before popping another bonbon on her mouth. "Good thing none of my students or my ex-husband's here to ruin it."
Right before she could pop-up yet another bonbon in her mouth, her ex-husband of an actor, Johnny Cage and his best friend/muscle buddy, Jackson "Jax" Briggs had came into the lounge room with smirks on their faces. Seeing Sonya right on the couch, both Cage and Jax decided to step in and sandwich Sonya right on the couch.
"Agh, what the hell, Cage?" Sonya asked.
"Sorry, babe. The basketball game's on." Cage smirked back.
"Why don't you watch down at the basement with Takeda, instead?" suggested Sonya.
"I would, but he's watching porn with Jacqui," Jax replied. "I figured we'd leave them alone, so we finally suggested we come here."
"Yeah," Cage nodded to Sonya, "Now be quiet, Roseanne's gonna sing the national anthem."
Sonya wasn't pleased that Cage and Jax had butt in her private time to watch sports. Sonya didn't have nothing against sports though, she just wasn't a huge basketball fan, that's all. She was more of a football kind of woman. Yet, there was no way that Cage and his best buddy Jax was gonna ruin Sonya's private time. After seconds of Cage burping, the General had finally thought of in idea on how to get rid of them.
"Well, when all else fails, go for Plan B..." Sonya thought to herself as she slowly dug into her pocket.
After only milli-seconds of searching, Sonya had pulled out a Hershey's candy bar from her vest and unwrapped it, throwing it on the coffee table.
The sight forced Cage and Jax to focus on the bar instead of the TV. Once they looked at each other and into the Hershey's with pure hunger, they knew one thing to say to each other:
"IT'S MINE!"
It didn't take too long for Cage and Jax to go after the candy bar, when all of a sudden...
*BONK!*
They collided their heads with each other, knocking both men down and out of commission. Seeing both Cage and Jax motionless laid out quite the smirk around Sonya's lips.
"Heh, always works..." She smiled as the general laid her feet out on top of both Cage and Jax's heads, while turning back the TV to The Talk.
And it would remain like that for as long as she wanted. Cage and Jax, who were still unconscious at this point, definitely learned one hard valuable lesson:
And that was they should never ruin Sonya Time. At all.
Damn right! And I love me some Sonya Time! Anyway, you know the drill, fans. Warrior over and out! PEACE!