The Twilight Commandments

by I-Love-Edward-1

A list of ten rules to be obeyed...haha...I was tired of my friends making fun of my odd obsession over Edward Cullen, and Twilight...I'm sure there are plenty of other fans who feel just as annoyed with their assessment of the love of your life...

A/N: This list might help you with your un-Twilight reading friends. I am SO not a freak...

The Twilight Commandments

1. Thou shalt not say Edward Cullen is a fictional character or you shall be forced to endure my everlasting wrath.

2. Thou must respect the characters in Twilight or I'll tell Edward and the rest of the Cullens to "go vamp" on you.

3. Thou shall admit that Twilight is NOT a fantasy; however, it is a biography...

4. Edward Cullen is hot. Jacob Black is not. (No offense of course. Jacob is great...just...not for Bella)

5. Edward Cullen is mine- back off!

6. Thou must sing praises of Edward every ten minutes.

7. Yet Edward is still mine.

8. I am NOT a freak. I just have an amazing obsession of Edward Cullen (the beautiful, talented, sparkly, gorgeous, strong, unselfish, kind, beautiful vampire...I could go on for days...).

9. Edward Cullen is entirely superior to the males of the human race. It wouldn't matter if you had the best and most handsome guy in the world...he is still human and simply is incapable of being as amazing as Edward...

10. Thou must think of the Cullens at random moments in time, celebrate their birthdays, and name eggs after Edward (aka: "Eggward" I did that on Easter...I was CRUSHED when it spoiled...)

A/N: This list does not apply specifically to me...anyone can use it...when I say "Edward is MINE" on this list it is really a reflection of you...because you are reading it...

Naturally, people enjoy placing themselves in the role of their favorite character, and if you put yourself in the place of me...then you have nothing to be jealous about...