"I love you Robin", said Ted as he furiously masturbated to a nude photo of Robin he got from his spic buddy Pedro. Who was in the black market.
"Oh hey buddy", said Marshall in his usual bumbling way, "is that the Robin photo? I can't tell from all the semen stains". Ted spat into Marshall's mouth and Marshall swallowed it. It tasted like chicken wings because that was what Ted ate for dinner.
Suddenly Robin and Barney came in! Then they out on some awkward 90's dance music and took off all their clothes and danced like they never danced before. Ted then got a gigantic boner that it poked Robin. Robin stuck it up her ass before Ted ejaculated into it. Barney shit his pants in excitement and decided to eat it as a midnight snack. "I enjoy the taste of wet excrement", Barney said, which was his catchphrase.
Suddenly Lily came in with Baby Marvin. "EVERYONE SHUT UP ITS FUCKING BABY MARVIN FUCK YOU TED FUCK YOU ROBIN FUCK YOU BARNEY BABY BABY BABY MARVIN LALALALA", screamed Marshall and Lily as they began to worship the infant.
suddenly Robin's ass began talking like Robin Williams and Marshall died of lung cancer. Except he really didn't.
Lily and Barney suddenly ate each others flesh and gave north to a new baby called Zoey. Zoey began to whine about her toy Arcadian building being taken away, so Ted slapped her in the face with his boner. Robin suddenly started dancing with the zombie Barney again but he pulled a switchblade on her and she died.
Suddenly Ted and Marshall were morphed into one superhuman called Tarshall. Zombie Barney and Zombie Robin became forced to feed Tarshall walnuts and shampoo every day for five hours.
Then CBS picked the show up for another three hundred seasons because of high ratings and because of a new upcoming spinoff featuring Tarshall moving in with Victoria and Klaus and the ferrets that belong to Klaus.
Then Nick came and said nothing because Nick is useless and Nick has AIDS and Nick is Tarshall's ice cream repairman.
The End