When In Doubt, Pinkies Out
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
A strange warp appeared in Bikini Bottom one day. Patrick Star noticed this as he was resting on top of his brown boulder, which was his home.
"Huh?" Patrick gawked as he got off his home, approaching the weird rainbow colored warp. "What is this...?"
It was then that an anthropomorphic pink, female hedgehog came out of the warp, falling on Patrick, who fell on his back from impact, the warp disappearing.
"Oww! That hurt!" The girl hedgehog exclaimed as she opened her eyes, looking at Patrick. "Err... who are you?"
"I'm Patrick." Patrick greeted as he got up, helping the young hedgehog up. "And your name, miss?"
"...Amy. Amy Rose." The pink hedgehog, Amy, replied as she rubbed her right arm with her left hand. "I don't know how I got into that warp. One moment I was chasing my love, and then all of a sudden I find myself thrown somewhere unknown!"
"Unknown?" Patrick remarked as he rubbed his chin with his right hand. "This is Bikini Bottom, where all life under the sea is great!"
Amy was about to saw something when her eyes widened, her mouth opening. "Wait... did you say we're underwater?"
Patrick nodded, with Amy screaming as she panicked, not being able to breath as she ran around Patrick. Patrick then slapped Amy, prompting her to stop.
"You know you can ignore logic here, right?" Patrick remarked as he placed his hands on his hips. "This is a fanfic."
"...Oh, I guess you're right." Amy remarked as she dusted off her red dress, holding her hands together. "So... do you have any hobbies?"
Patrick smiled as he lowered his eyes, folding them together. "I like Krabby Patties."
"...are those a kind of burger?" Amy asked as she tilted her head to the right. "Because I could sure go for some!"
"Oh, I'll give you a burger, all right." Patrick stated with a chuckle as he placed his hands on Amy's shoulders, kissing her directly in the mouth.
Amy at first gawked as she felt Patrick's lips kissing with hers, but she then lowered her eyes as she wrapped her arms around Patrick.
"He may not be Sonic..." Amy thought to herself as she kept on kissing with Patrick. "...But he's definitely the kind of guy I could have a good session with..."
And then Patrick grabbed her butt with his left hand, prompting Amy to kick Patrick in the nuts. Patrick groaned in pain for a few seconds, then got back up as it seemed like nothing happened.
"Wha... shouldn't have that hurt you?" Amy asked as she placed her hands on her hips.
Patrick shrugged meekly as he remarked, "Eh, I'm a starfish. It's not that really effective."
"Patrick, get off my damn lawn!" Squidward exclaimed as he grabbed Patrick and chucked him into the house. "And take your stupid new pet with you!"
Amy screamed as she was grabbed by Squidward and chucked into Patrick's home, with the boulder landing back down as Squidward stormed back to his home. Patrick and Amy looked at each other with lusts in their eyes as Amy began to slowly take her white panties off.
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Ha, you really thought I would actually write a long, disturbing sex scene?