Baby

(From: Jacob's point of view)

I don't care if you hate JB, read anyway!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or Jacob. Yeah, Captain Obvious strikes again. I would recommend having the song "Baby" in the background so you can listen and sing.

She knows I love her

She knows I care

Still she picked Cullen

It's just not fair

Her one true love

Is cold and dead

And I just can't bear to see

those two wed

You are my best friend

She keeps statin'

But more pain

She is creatin'

Gotta clear my head

Don't know where I'm heading

I'm not sure

If I'll be at your wedding

Cause I don't like-

Maybe, maybe, maybe...oh.

Like maybe, maybe, maybe...no?

Like maybe, maybe, maybe...oh.

Worry 'bout your life, not mine

Maybe, maybe, maybe...oh.

Like maybe, maybe, maybe...no?

Like maybe, maybe, maybe...oh.

Don't worry, Bells, I am fine

Oh can't you

Imagine us together?

Even if it means that

I'll wait forever

And I wanna look cool

But, Bells, I'm losing you...

What do you mean by soon...

You'll get your honeymoon?

WHAT THE HELL, BELLS?

You're still human!

Damn, I'm shaking-

Control's breaking-

And I wanna scream!

Don't follow through, through, through, through...

And I just can't believe he let this happen to you...!

And now a baby, baby, baby, oh-

A baby, baby, baby, hell no!

A baby, baby, baby, oh-

(Just too bad that it's not mine...)

A baby, baby, baby, oh-

A baby, baby, baby, hell no!

A baby, baby, baby, oh-

...Bells, you look sicker than fine...

Bella was nineteen

Already a wife

Bella cooed at the strength of her precious baby

Who I found out was real slowly

sucking her energy and life

She said she loved her baby

Holding back a cry

"It's all my fault," said Edward

"I should just go and die."

Blood covered the ground

Vampire spawn, a product of Breaking Dawn-

Now a vampire she's bound

Maybe the baby's life I should just go and end..?

As I look in Nessie's eye, my whole resolve seemed to die

And now my heart is lifting

And all my thoughts are drifting..

This baby, baby, baby, oh...

Named Renesmee, -esme, -esme, whoa!

This baby, baby, baby, oh...

Just one look and we were bind...

This baby, baby, baby, oh...

Named Renesmee, -esme, -esme, whoa!

This baby, baby, baby, oh...

I must be out of my mind...

Saying...

This baby, baby, baby, oh...

Named Renesmee, -esme, -esme, whoa!

This baby, baby, baby, oh...

This feeling's one of a kind..

This baby, baby, baby, oh...

Named Renesmee, -esme, -esme, whoa!

This baby, baby, baby, oh...

Imprinting never crossed my mind...


This idea has been on my mind for a while and since I can only commit to one-shots, I figured I'd write it down. Thanks for reading this! I love this song (you must admit, it's really catchy!) and Justin is okay and all, but I'm not a fangirl. Although, I think some people are way too harsh on him.

On a different note, you should really watch The Hillywood Show, New Moon parody. It is beyond amazing, the video looked almost exactly like the movie. I guarantee you'll love it. But aside from that, I hope you liked this parody. Reviews are much better than favorites, but it's your choice.

Also, I'd love to hear your thoughts, favorite parts, questions, whatever you want. Say it in a review. Oh no, that wasn't a threat, (maybe a warning.)

Reviews make my day :D

P.S. I am looking for a good fanfic to read, presumably a oneshot with like, hundreds of reviews? I'm pretty sure there are a handful of those here in . TEll me if you find any!