Am I the only person who has noticed this? I hope not. Christopher Paolini owns Eragon and Brom, George Lucas owns Luke and Ben.
Eragon: Nooo, those evil minions have burned my house and killed my uncle! They were really after me! I should have been here!
Brom: You would have just died too.
Eragon: Waah...
Brom: Now, we must flee, but later we will right all the injustices of the evil ruler.
Luke: Hold it right there, peoples...
Ben: This is just a cheesed-off version of Episode Four! You're violating copyright laws.
Luke: (to Brom): Okay, who are you?
Brom: Ah, in those good old days, Dragonriders upheld peace and justice in the old kingdom...before the dark times... before Galbatorix...
Ben: Hang on, those are my lines! Well, except that I was a Jedi Knight, not a Dragonrider.
Luke :( to Eragon): Would you please stop that annoying crying, kid?
Eragon: I can't help it! My uncle was killed by these evil minions, and now I'm all alone in the world!
Luke: How come you were living with your uncle, anyway?
Eragon: My father is actually Morzan, the right-hand man of the evil ruler, my mom's dead, and I have a long-lost sibling who I will eventually meet and befriend.
Ben: Hang on...
Heeheehee.