Shawn and Gus walked into the police station carrying similar lunch bags and wearing shirts saying PB&J DAY on them, with suspicious-looking grins on their faces. Shawn had a boom box in his hand. The occupants of said building looked on warily. The men walked to the middle of the station and Shawn placed down the radio.
Both men stuck there hands in their bags simultaneously. They let them drop to the floor. In both of their hands there were peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
"Shawn, what day is today?"
"It's Peanut Butter and Jelly Day, Gus."
"Do you know what that means?"
Shawn presses the play button on the radio and music blares out.
Shawn, It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY time
Gus, Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Little did the station know that some of there fellow comrades were in on it.
Juliet whipped out a PB&J sandwich of her own.
Juliet, Peanut Butter Jelly time
McNab, Peanut Butter Jelly Time (with a sandwich in his hand)
Chief, Where he at? Where he at? Where he at? Where he at?
Henry, There he go! There he go! There he go! There he go!
Carlton, It's Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly!
Everybody, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! WITH A BASEBALL BAT! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! WITH A BASEBALL BAT!
If you walked in, you will see the whole station dancing and singing at the top of their lungs. Oh, what a glorious day. Happy Peanut Butter and Jelly Day!