Disclaimer: Dr. Eggman and his evil empire are owned by Sega along with Sonic and his allies and enemies.

Dr. Eggman was walking around his laboratory thinking about what to do. "Let's see, I got rid of Sonic, thats been good. I've taken over much of the

planet, but Sonic's friends and allies keep opposing my rule over the world. Well at least I got Eggmanland rebuilt. I got a new game i'm going to

appear in. And would you look at that, i'm actually WORKING with Sonic?!" Eggman's face grew as red as a tomato while his rage built up. Any robot

minion nearby who was wise jumped behind cover as they knew it was only a matter of time before his rage was unleashed.

"Baha ha ha! This is gonna be great Grounder! We've come up with a way to finally show that we got what it takes to capture that pesky little

hedgehog! I can't wait to see the look on Dr. Robotnik's face when he sees that we captured all of Sonic's friends," said a robotic rooster to

a...whatever in the world the smaller green robot was. The smaller robot said, "Yeah, we're gonna show that little hedgehog that we're at the top

again. And then i'll be Robotnik's favorite again." The rooster slapped the smaller one and said, "No you nut! I'm going to be Robotnik's favorite!" The

smaller robot leaned in to the roosters face uncomfortably so, and it seemed that their eyes were practically touching each other and the beak was

pressed against the drill nose of the other. "Oh yeah," the smaller robot asked threateningly as he could, "Prove it to me." Just then, Metal Sonic

walked by and shook his head at the sight of the two most incompetent robots in all of Eggman's army arguing again. He thought to himself, "Why Dr.

Eggman keeps these two idiots around is a mystery to all of us. I should do him a favor and obliterate them now." Metal Sonic then charged at the two

and rapidly took them apart and proceeded to dump the various parts into a vat of molten metal. His eyes flickered with what could be interpreted as

happiness as he destroyed the two robots along with many childhoods.

Dr. Eggman was mumbling to himself, "I'm supposed to be Sonic's worst enemy, and now i'm teaming up with him again with no reason to do so. Last

time, the Earth was in danger and I was going to die otherwise. This time around apparently I was betrayed again. (No shocker there.) And am

teaming up with the blue pincushion to take them down." He then added with heavy sarcasm, "Absolute joy!" Eggman then sat down in a chair next to

a desk and rested his arms on the table while closing his eyes and rubbing them with his right pointer finger and thumb, slightly pushing up his glasses.

He got up calmly and proceeded to go into his robot making area, and created a robot that had the most difficult parts of every single boss fight,

including being able to go under water, into lava, being extremely fast, create annoying portal to teleport its arms at you along with only having an

extremely small weak spot and having the annoying tendency to fly backwards incredibly fast whenever someone Eggman deemed an enemy to be

close. And he equipped its arsenal with lasers, drills, rockets, spikes, void projectors, and included an optional frenzy mode to increase the difficulty of

how fast he could attack. He even added a mind control beam for the fun of it. After creating the robot he dubbed it: the-machine-that-could-easily-

solve-all-my-problems-but-I-decide-not-to-use-unti l-the-very-en d-ultimate-destruction robot. He then decided to set it on fire and then blow it up.

Because he was angry. Dr. Eggman then walked calmly into his room and proceeded to press the self destruction switch on all of his robots except

Metal Sonic and Metal Shadow along with any other robot he deemed important. After his destruction of many minions, he went to sleep still furious.

During his sleep, he pressed a button that destroyed an alternate version of the Earth that was ruled by platapi. (The plural of platypus.) And then the

random button was released by a robot that said, "Oops, shouldn't have fallen asleep on that button. I think I slept on it all day. That could be bad."

And so forth the day ended for our good evil scientist.

I just felt like creating an epilogue to the Eggman stories, hope you enjoyed it, and have a nice day. -Dragonlord1157

Eggman declares: Everyone should ignore my demands, so ignore this one as well and listen to the others. Eggman Declares!

P.S. I'm going do these every once in a while (even more so than the main stories) in order to get something else out there other than my main two

stories. Join us next time when Dr. Eggman/Dr. Robotnik joins us to speak his mind more about his life in and out of gaming.