Welcome to the Caribbean Luv
Note: Odd beginning, but it does get better, which is why we have the first two chapters up already! ^_^ Also, for those who think it's another mary sue crapperit's not ya hear?! Takamo actually lives only down the road for me! HAHA a kindred spirit!
Since she's not here at the moment, she'll give you a little spiel at the end.
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What are we doing today? Welltoday two writers decided to get together and try to write a PoTC storyunfortunately, both wanted their characters to be the heroine, and neither wanted Will.
"No! I want Jack! He's mine! And you can't have him, so nyah!" One writer said, sticking out her tongue. (We shall call her Courtney)
"I don' think so! Besides' I thought you were an Orly fan anyway! Stick to your pansy blondes! And let us girls have the bad boys!" Another writer quipped (we shall call her Tara).
"But ButWhy's the rums gone?" Both sang out at once.
Suddenly a blue swirly vortexy portal appears. And out stumble our favorite rough, tough, eyeliner-wearing pirate. And, oh yeah, Will's here too.
As Jack stands up, brushing off his beloved hat, he finally take's notice of the two rabid fangirls, and nearly falls on his rump from the shock.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" *glomp *
"Uh, I don't think you're suppose to kill the muses." Courtney said, trying to control her laughter at the site of Jack staring down at the growth he acquired around his middle. Eye's wide, looking back up at Courtney and then at Will.
"Uh, would you mind tellin' me where we are luv?"
"Hmmreally Tara, at least I have better self control."
Tara looked over at the other girl, who was smiling down at her. "Yea right. You're just waiting for the right moment to strike!"
Both girls grinned at once, and suddenly sang out.
"But why's the rum gone!"
The quote caused Jack to backup further, which resulted in him scooting on his butt up against the wall.
"You lost yours too!?"
"Nope, rum is a vile drink that turn men into idiots!" Tara laughed.
Jack frowned, "Hmph, you've been talkin' to 'Lizabeth."
"But you know Jack, I'm old enough to drinkwhich means" Courtney pulled a bottle of rum out of no where.
"How did you do that?" Will said, walking closer, hand on the hilt of his sword. "Are you some kind of witch?"
Courtney frowned, and smacked him upside the head. "Yes, and I don't want to be hearing you say it like it's a bad thing! Ya hear?"
Jack was mesmerized by the bottle in the older authors' hands. And Tara thought she could almost see a tear in his eye.
"RUM!"
"ACK!" Courtney fell backwards as she was now the one to be tackled. Jack sat on top of her, trying to open the bottle. She couldn't help but laugh.
"Uh, Jack, it's a screw on."
"Now what a sec luv, jus cause I be sittin' on ya in yer bedroom doesn' give ya the right to say that."
Courtney blushed scarlet while Tara howled with laughter from behind. Will frowned at Jack's lack of elegance, while Courtney reached up and took the bottle away. Pushing Jack off of her, she rolled away. Sitting up, she unscrewed the bottle's top, effectively opening the bottle.
"Oh!" Jack took the bottle apologetically.
"Yo ho yo ho, a pirates life for me.and really bad eggs"
Courtney looked over to Tara, "What are you singing?" Tara shrugged.
"Will, for Gods sake don't just stand there, do something." Courtney commanded.
"And what, my lady, would you have me do?"
"I..ummI haven't seen you drunk! Come on, drink me hearties and all that jazz."
"Jazz?"
"JACK!!!!!!" Jack stared at Courtney as the impulse to hug the bad boy pirate came over her.
Looking up into his face, she smiled, asking shyly;
"Who does your makeup?"
"I don't wear makeup luv."
"Ewwww..Don't tell me its dirtI meanpirates DO bathe don't they?" Finally letting go of the older man, she sat back. Reaching behind her to pull out two jumbo pixie sticks.
"AH! No, don't let her have sugar!"
Courtney had the tube tilted to let the flavored sugar fall into her mouth when Will finally did something.
He tackled her.
The movement caused the sugar to go into Will's mouth, and as he tasted ita weird grin came over his face. Grabbing the tube, he downed the rest of it.
"Mmmthat was really good. Why is she not allowed to have it?"
Tara slapped her forehead. "Because dodo brain, if she does she gets all hyper."
Jack watched as his buddy Will ripped open the other tube, downing it all once again in a large gulp.
Leaning over to Tara, he whispered, "Is that stuff gonna hurt him?"
Tara sighed, "Nothe eunuch's fine."
Jack watched Will closely before whispering, "I knew it!"
"HeyJackthisstuffisreallygoodyououghttotryit!"
Courtney pouted as she watched Will begin to jump up and down.
"That could've been me." She whined.
(We interrupt this small, very pointless fic to let everyone know that Jack has just finished his quart of rum)
"Where's me rum gone?!"
Tara, realizing that her pirate (it's not your pirate dammit!) (Courtney! Get your own story!) (This is my story!) AnyhooTara decided to take advantage of the drunken pirate by singing a song she had found on the Internet.
"I'm a pirate and I'll pillage and I'll plunder and I'll loot.
I will kidnap and I'll ravage and I won't give a hoot.
I'm a pirate, I'm a scoundrel, I'm a villain and a knave.
I'm a really bad egg, so my soul you can't save.
I will say things like "savvy", "scallywag", and "walk the plank."
I will heave to, weigh anchor, swab the deck before we sink.
If I like you you're a matey and we'll splice the mainbrace.
If you cross me I'll send you to Davy Jones' Locker
Way down to the sharks - who - will -
EAT - YOU - UP!
Jack and Will, getting the beat, both stood up, and, linking arms, began to dance around in circles. Courtney decided to sing the next verse.
"I'm the best pirate
You'll ever hear of.
Captain Jack Sparrow -
That is my name!
Someday I will hang from a noose way up high,
And I'll swing 'till I'm dead and I'm blue.
But until then, I'll be sailing the seas,
And I'll look for a port with a lassie or two."
Both girls finished up on the really long, really cool Jack song.
"I am Captain Jack Sparrow,
The best pirate you've heard of.
I love the sea, I love my ship,
I love the freedom they bring.
Please don't forget my name!"
They ended the last line on a bit of a whine. Jack, disappointed that the song was over, plopped down on the bed, laughing and gulping for air. Will, still hyped on sugar, decided to do some improv with the song.
"Hey, what a sec, I'm Jack Sparrow. You're not SparrowI will bloody well not hang from a noose till I'm black or blue either! As for the lasswell now, I've got you two don't I?"
Tara, blushing and grinning, looked over to Courtney, who was fascinated by Will's intricate dance steps.
"I wanna try!" Linking arms with him, Courtney tried to follow, but ended up face first on the floor. Jack and Tara both laughed at her, Will admonished them with a look, and gracefully bent down to pick her back up. Upon which Courtney grabbed his sword and took off running and laughing insanely.
"I've got Will Turners sword! Mwahahahahah..I will rule the world!"
"Heycomebackherewiththat.Youcouldhurtyourself!"
Tara, possibly the only one who understood what he was saying reached under the bed and pulled out the sword he had lost and handed it to him.
"Heeeeyyyywho stole the pointy thing?" Came the whine from down the hall.
Will looked at Tara, his sword, then at Tara. "How did you do that?" His sugar high was starting to wear off, but he was still talking quickly.
Tara shrugged, "I'm an authorwe have magical powersthat and loopholes." She looked out the door. "I wonder where Courtney went."
"Alright, who here made this lass cry?" A loud Scottish voice boomed.
Tara shrieked and dove behind Jack, who had sat up, looking more alert at the possible fight.
A soft whirring sound preceded the footsteps. The door opened to reveal John Silver from Treasure Planet. Behind him stood Courtney, grinning broadly.
"Fine then, if I can't have Jack Sparrow the pirate - "
"That's Captain Jack Sparrow luv!"
Courtney rolled her eyes, and Silver frowned at the human. His cyborg eye glowing red as it zeroed in on the captain.
"Fine, Captain Jack Sparrow, Tara want's youobviously she won't share"
"What about me" Came the whine from beside the door.
"No one likes you here Will. Go down the road to my friend Hollyshe wants to have your children."
Jack looked at Will, raising an eyebrow, a sly smile crossing his mouth.
"ANYWAYI was saying, I invited John Silver here. He can be my pirate! That, and maybe the occasional Jim Hawkins. Before he went good"
"Oy, you and Treasure Planetfirst offhe's not even your speciesdo you not see how old he is?"
Courtney stuck out her tongue, "You're just jealous because I have a cyborg and you don'tso nyah!"
"And I'm gunna see to it that none of yous hurt Miss Courtney here."
Another broad smile from Courtney, as she tried to reach all the way across his middle. But ended up hugging his side. From the looks of it, she didn't mind.
"Sowe each have our dibsbut, now we have to figure out where everyone is going to sleep."
Jack reached onto Tara, staring up at Silver nervously.
"I'm with this one! Right? Aw come on luv, you wouldn't make me stay in the same room as him, would ya?"
Tara and Courtney exchanged a glance, and both burst out laughing.
"But why's the rum gone?!"
TBC(god I hope not!)