The Keybearer Song
By Charles Xavier
(Parody of 'Yoda' by Weird Al Yankovic)
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I met him in the streets down in TraverseTown
Where danger bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda.
S-O-D-A, soda.
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I saw the little fry fight the Guard Armor,
I asked him his name and in a girly voice he said: "Sora."
S-O-R-A, Sora.
So-so-so-so, Sora.
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Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen,
A guy who looks like Aaron Carter, but he's a spiked-head teen.
Oh, my Sora.
So-so-so-so, Sora.
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Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't plainly see,
How he can crack a mirror with his smiley teeth.
Oh, my Sora.
So-so-so-so, Sora.
So-so-so-so, Sora.
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Well, I left the castle just a day before,
And I've never ever been a warrior before.
But King Mickey, I knew he was okay.
He said, "Go find the Keybearer and he'll show you the way."
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Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with the king,
So I was on my way on this Gummi Ship thing,
To find that Sora.
So-so-so-so, Sora.
So-so-so-so, Sora.
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Sora
So-so-so-so, Sora.
So-so-so-so, Sora.
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So he sealed the Keyholes,
He won the Hades Cup,
He found all the Dalmatian pups,
And he's slain Ansem dead.
Well, I won't forget what Sora said.
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He said, "The heart may be weak, and sometimes it may even give in.
But I've learned that deep down, there's a light that never dims."
Oh, my Sora.
So-so-so-so, Sora.
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"I know Donald's lisp's really got you annoyed.
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed."
Oh, my Sora.
So-so-so-so, Sora.
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Well, I heard the worlds have really got in a mess,
So I'm gonna have to go with Sora, I guess.
And I know I'll never stop fighting each day,
I'll be playing this part till I'm old and gray.
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The Square-Disney contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be starring in these video games till the end of time,
With my Sora.
So-so-so-so, Sora.
So-so-so-so, Sora.
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Sora
So-so-so-so, Sora.
So-so-so-so, Sora.
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Sora
So-so-so-so, Sora.
So-so-so-so, Sora.
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Sora
So-so-so-so, Sora.
So-so-so-so, Sora.
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Sora
So-so-so-so, Sora.
So-so-so-so, Sora.
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Sora
So-so-so-so, Sora.
So-so-so-so, Sora.
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Sora
So-so-so-so, Sora.
So-so-so-so, Sora.