DANCE MACABRE
The Winchesters are preparing for Hallowe'en, but there's one important decision that really needs to be made ...
Disclaimer: I don't own them!
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"So, Sammy, it's Hallowe'en."
"We got our snacks, we got our decorations, we got our pet angel in a trenchcoat to ward off any evil spirits, now all we need is our evening's entertainment."
"Well, I was looking in the TV guide. There's a really cool Hallowe'en themed ballet/opera performance on the arts channel tonight, called 'Dance Macabre', why don't we watch that – it's something different and a bit special?"
"But Sammy? There's a horror double bill on the other channel; real high-quality, thought-provoking, psychological thrillers."
"Oh yeah? What films are they?"
"Kongzilla Armageddon and Sorority Zombie Boxing Babes."
"Really? Dean? Thought provoking? I can feel my IQ drop just by listening to you saying the names."
"Well okay then, Mr IQ Genius – let's let Cas have the casting vote…"
"Cas?"
"… am I really your pet?"
*sigh* "Thanks Cas, really helpful…"
"Damnit Dean, I'm not spending Hallowe'en watching two crappy Z-movies that are written by morons and 'acted' by nobodies."
"And I'm not watching a bunch of prissy chicks and pansies prancing around in tights."
"Rock paper scissors…?"
…
…
"Gee, Dean, this choreography is amazing, don't you think?"
"Kill me now."
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