Kunai in your crotch

( I don't agree with anything that goes on in this story. I just saw this video and this is its screenplay. I don't claim this work as that of my own. Again, I do not claim this as my own, this is someone else's work)

Naruto: where the hell is Kakashi? Damn it, did he get lost again? I swear he's a fucking five-year-old!

Sakura: He's probably in the bathroom looking at porn. Hmm?

Sasuke: I loves me kitty

"Meow?"

Sasuke: whiskers?

Sakura: hey, take that down. I'm going to go join Kakashi in the bathroom.

Naruto: that's his punishment for being late.

Sasuke:…..comeback here pussy cat!

They wait..

Sakura: that's a sucky punishment. You need to beat him to make him learn.

Sasuke: no amount of beating would make a man want you

Sakura: you regurgitate your food and eat it you wrinkly hamster!

Kakashi: Hello?

Kakashi steps into the room and the eraser hits him in the head.

Kakashi: what the fuck is wrong with you people? Why you trying to kill me?

Naruto: Ha! Ha! You're a loser!

Kakashi: What?

Sakura: I can't believe he hurt you like that. Why don't you forget him and hop into bed with me? Naruto you're such a #$&!

Sasuke: man, I wonder if Kakashi has been with my brother? He's been around.

Kakashi: it this the Alcoholics Anama…..ama…..an…..Anonymous….. I got it!

Everyone: Duhduhduh!

Kakashi: oh, thank god I'm not late! Now, everybody in my pants.. I meant ceiling, I meant….uhhhh…..roof!

They all meet on the roof.

Sakura: just wondering, but, how'd you become our teacher?

Kakashi: I did a few favors. What can I say? I'm a frickin sex machine! My (BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) is this long.

Naruto: if it was actually that big, wouldn't there me a big bulge in your pants?

Sasuke: yeah..

Kakashi: are you calling me a liar? These are baggy pants. Besides, I tuck it in so I don't disturb people.

Everyone: Huh?

Kakashi: Hmmm, how do I explain this to a pair of mentally handicapped people…

Sakura: I bet you five dollars in a quarter that I'll see it first.

Naruto: yup

Kakashi: hey, you with the hair, don't nod. I bet you'll see it first.

Naruto: I was just nodding because she'll beat the shit out of me if I disagree with her. Seriously, you want to stay away from her. This one time, I looked at her wrong and I couldn't walk for a week.

Kakashi: so she ass raped you? But, I thought she was a girl?

Naruto: well, a lot of people think that, but she's real tricky ya'll.

Kakashi: you freaky, freakish pick haired, freaky freak, what's your problem? I don't even believe pink is your natural hair color… I should check that out sometime.

Sakura: I like to get it on with anything that moves

Kakashi: so, you've done it with a guy, a girl and a wild boar?

Sakura: does Naruto count as a boar?

Kakashi: well, that was…..uhhhhh……uhhhhh…Sasuke! Staring contest!

Sasuke: alright! I'm ganna…oh shit I messed it up. Ok, no, no, that was practice. That was practice. Ok, this one's for real, oh no! ok, now! Ok.

Sasuke and Kakashi stare at each other

Naruto: He's the staring master!

Sakura: I think Sasuke's cheating!

Kakashi: man he's good. He must have must have staring contest with wall to be that good. Agh! Damn it! I can't believe I lost! Meet me tomorrow at the training grounds two am.

2:30 am at the training grounds

Kakashi: yo, bitches!

Sakura: where have you been?

Kakashi: well, this hooker talked back to me, so I had to kill her and dump the body somewhere…..well, since you all so desperately in love with me, who ever gets a bell gets to get in on with me. Oh, yeah…..and the loser gets tied to those tree stumps and has to watch us. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Naruto: Damn it! I didn't take my birth control!

Sasuke and Sakura: yeah, us too

Sakura: but there's two balls, wait bells. Two. One, two..

Kakashi: exactly…..now, ready, ready, ready…..GO!

They run towards Kakashi.

Off in another part of the village…

Hokage: how much you wanna bet that Kakashi's trying to get those kids into bed with him?

Iruka: I don't think anyone would want to bet against that. He's always after kids.

The End