"So, what do we reckon?"I asked while sipping some hot cocoa. "Honestly, I've got nothing."Alice said with a blank expression. "Me too." added Colin. *my phone vibrates* "A little birdie (twitter) tells me rumors of a deep dark hole in the Giant's Causeway." I set off alone, just to check if this was a REAL tip off or if its a wild goose chase. It wasn't. There was a hole. I latched my grapple to a crevice and began my descent into the pit. I saw what seemed to be the remains of a 18th century city. I saw a half-buried sign that read 'Merchant City". I then realized it was the same legendary city that was said to be a market for man and monster a-like, but it collapsed when there was an earthquake that caused it to sink in to the earth.
I trekked deeper into the darkness and saw the little Hitler man and his fellow Abseil Members setting up a makeshift R and D facility. I sent a text to the League about the city and left the pit. I went back to my Blue Oldsmobile Delta 88 and headed back to the cabin. " I Found 'em." "When can we get going ?" Alice and Colin asked energetically (I wonder why they were so pumped? Oh, yeah the serum also has a side effect: excess adrenaline.) " We leave tomorrow at 0800." I announced.
We loaded our gear into Oldsmobile and headed for the pit. It was surrounded by a gargantuan wall with mounted machine guns and a thick gate. "Alice, would you kindly hand me my PDA in the glove compartment?" she nodded and did so, unsure of my intentions. I placed the PDA in the visor CD holder and typed in a code and scanned my thumb print. I honked the horn and a two RPG-29 launcher barrels came out of my smaller left and right lower headlight and said the code word for aim "sights" and then gave the attack command "schvantz" then the twin cannons fired their payload into the gate, causing it to tip over and crush two guards.
We breached the facility and 'neutralized' the rest of the guards. I saw the little Hitler man sitting on a throne-like pillar eating a Copenhagen with a latte. He seemed amused-almost entertained- when we burst into the room. "Such a pleasure to see you a again Titan 13, it's been so long." he said mockingly in his nasal German accent. "My name is Reeve, not "Titan 13" and you're a clone of the fuhrer Adolf Hitler." "How did you- never mind, I'm just going to kill you now!" He screeched. Me and the team looked at each other and we burst out laughing. "Laugh while you can you kleine duschen, you're not the only ones with gifts." He injected himself with a purple substance called 'Hochleistungs'. He began levitating while his eyes glowed white as his skin began developing an exoskeleton, he grew up to 7 ft. tall and developed canine teeth and tiger-like claws. Meh. I whipped out my special gun I had been working on for during the summer (ah, youth) that I called the 'un-maker'. It has three barrels and a particle dis-integrator. It fires 50 cal. rounds and a special beam of particle dispersing rays and electricity causing an atom disintegrating blast effect (in short it was a destroyer of all ).
And he was no more. We left the pit and said our good byes and went our separate ways and the Abseil Corp was no more than a urban legend.
THIS HAS BEEN APOCALYPSE SOURCE PART 2