Disclaimer: I don't own KH, Sqeenix (Square-Enix) does, so please don't sue me, the only thing I own is Angel who is actually my friend's character so that means she owns her, and I also own my witch Lucia so yeah, I don't want to get sued or it would be very messy
Summary: sighs Demyx has a million dollars and he's giving them away to everyone he knows but nobody wants them...what will Demyx do now? With Cloud's help you'll see
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Demyx's Curse
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Demyx sneaked behind Zexion who was reading a book on the couch and shoved a million dollars on his face. Yes a million dollars. And don't ask me how he could get a hold of all of it in his hands.
"CONGRATULATIONS ZEXION!!! YOU'VE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!!!" shouted Demyx behind him with a an enormous grin in his face earning a shocked reaction from Zexion but then his eyes changed form wide-eyed saucers to a deadly looking frown. "So?" Zexion asked annoyed.
"You don't want them?" said Demyx faking a gasp very gay-like.
"No..." said Zexion glaring at him. "Fine! Be that way!! Ungrateful Emo!" said Demyx pouting and gripping the money in his hands and stomping away from him.
"Moron!" muttered Zexion as he got back to the page he was reading after he got so rudely interrupted. Demyx opened up a dark portal and disappeared after he got inside. Demyx was now in a place that resembled a lot to Traverse Town and spotted Riku who was entering an item shop. He grinned, sneaked behind him and shouted again: "CONGRATULATIONS RIKU!!!! YOU'VE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!!!"
Riku tried so hard not to jump from surprise at the sudden screeching voice that came from the sitar player. He turned his head around to give him a deadly glare, and then turned his head away. "I don't care." he said just as annoyed as Zexion was. "No...not you too!" pouted Demyx with watery eyes. "Why doesn't anyone want my money?" he asked himself opening another portal and disappearing. "Moron." muttered Riku and continued his way to his destination. Demyx had been offering the million dollars to almost everyone, and he was almost killed in the process. He offered them to Saix who in return snarled at him for being annoyed, and who almost ripped his skull apart. He offered them to Xaldin who was in that moment making lunch for the superior very cranky. Xaldin almost stabbed one of his lances in his face if it wasn't because Demyx was much faster than lightning and ran away like an idiot. He also offered them to Larxene but who was at the moment taking a nap half-naked, and almost electrocuted him for disrupting her privacy. He also offered them to Xigbar who was cranky that day too, in return Xigbar almost shoot him for being extremely annoyed.
Yes...Demyx was the most annoying member of Organization XIII, but it couldn't be helped and that's when he turned to Zexion, then Riku and then after he opened the portal he found himself now in Destiny Islands. The sun was burning in his face while his body inside the black robe was sweating like crazy, but I mean who blames him...It was the middle of August and the current temperature was 146 degrees (on Destiny Islands of course). He was almost at the tip of fainting in the hot sand when he heard the voices of two teenagers who were seated by the seashore holding hands and looking towards the ocean. It was a brunette spiky-haired boy with baggy clothes holding hands with the most prettiest brunette girl you had ever seen who had a light blue jacket and in the back it had angel wings printed on it who was also named Angel.
Demyx just smiled and ran towards them very excited. Then he shoved the money right in his faces as he yelled to Sora: "CONGRATULATIONS WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS!!! YOU'VE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!!!"
Sora just looked at him frowning and asked: "What the hell am I supposed to do with a million dollars?"
"I dunno...maybe...buy yourself a nice island!!!" snapped Demyx raising a finger at the sky. "I already live in an island you dumb retard! Come on Angel let's get outta here!" said Sora grabbing her girlfriend by her hands and getting away from Demyx. "It was nice to see you Demyx!!!" shouted Angel from the distance.
"Oh man...what did I ever do to deserve this?" asked Demyx to himself and disappeared in a portal again. He reappeared at the academy's cafeteria and spotted Roxas and Axel playing Chain of Memories on Axel's gameboy and went towards them. Roxas stopped focusing on the gameboy screen to look at the idiot who was rushing towards them. "Oh hell no! Here comes the freaking retard!" muttered Roxas to Axel who in return looked at him and then at Demyx rolling his eyes.
"It's you!!! shouted Demyx pointing at a confused Roxas. "Roxas!! Give me back my sitar!!" Roxas just looked at him with a "what the hell is this idiot talking about" kind of look.
"What are you-" began Roxas to say but was interrupted by Demyx."Don't play dumb with me! I know you have it! So give it back!"
"I don't have your stupid sitar!" said Roxas
"Yes you do!"
"No I don't!"
"Yes you do!"
"No I don't!"
"Yes you do!"
"Oh God!!! Okay then! Where are my Keyblades?!"
"...I don't have your Keyblades!"
"Pfffft! Yes you do, who is stupid enough in the Organization to steal other member's weapons to play with them?"
"... Give me my sitar!"
"I DON'T HAVE IT!!!" shouted Roxas at Demyx who then swore that he heard an 'eep' or a squeak coming from Demyx's mouth.
"Guys! Stop it! I gave your weapons to Vexen! He said he was going to upgrade them or something" said Axel pressing the buttons of his gameboy extremely quick trying to get Sora to beat Axel in their first fight...Heh he was trying to beat himself...how ironic.
"Oh" said Roxas & Demyx at the response.
"Oh crap! I lost! Oh but Axel won...that I means I won!!! Yay!!!" said Axel smirking and turning off his gameboy, then facing at Demyx. "Anyway, what are you doin' here Dem? What are you up to?"
"Well...I'm offering everyone some money I have, but they don't want it." said Demyx pouting a little
"How much?" asked Roxas.
"A million dollars..." replied Demyx.
"Holy shit!" muttered Axel "Are you serious?"
"Yeah, take a look." said Demyx showing the money that amazingly fitted in his hand.
"Wow it's true." said Axel
"Why would you offer everyone a million dollars? Why don't you take them for yourself?" asked Roxas tilting his head to the side. In that moment Demyx gave a deadly glare at Roxas, who in turn shuddered and hid behind Axel.
"Don't even joke about that number XIII!" said Demyx with a raspy voice as Roxas raised an eyebrow. Demyx had never called him by his Organization number, he could call him Rox, or Roxy or whatever but never by his Organization number. "You know what...I remember I have stuff to do so...I'll see ya guys later!" and with that Demyx walked away from them and disappeared. With that Roxas, stepped out of his human shield (that was Axel) and told him how scary Demyx looked a moment ago. Axel just nodded his head in agreement, turned on his red gameboy again and started to play CoM once again with Roxas by his side. Demyx was now on some random hallways looking down as he walked (Obviously not paying any attention to where he was going) and bumped into Cloud who was coming from the opposite direction. "Ouch!!!" Demyx held his nose with a painful reaction while complaining, "Why don't you watch where you're go-" Demyx stopped in mid-sentence at the menacing look on Cloud's face. "Heh heh heh! Sorry about that! Said Demyx scratching the the back of his head.
"I've been watching you..." said Cloud.
"Eh?" Obviously Demyx was shocked at Cloud's response...I mean he was watching him? Creepy...
"Why are you so eager to get rid of those million dollars?" asked Cloud as stoic as always
"Oh!...Uh...Because it's cursed!" replied Demyx
"How so?"
"Well, I keep seeing a dead woman...or a ghost...whatever it is, it's creepy, and I think it's the money."
"Hmmm...Does she have the feeling to roar/growl/snarl and attack you?" asked Cloud
"Yes, I guess you could say that...wait...how do you know all of this?"
"I told you already, I've been watching you."
"OMFG!!! Are you stalking me?!!!" asked Demyx taking a some steps back from Cloud really freaked out. Obviously, Cloud didn't want him to get the wrong idea so he tried to calm him down...well sort of.
"No you dumb ass!!! I've been spying on you!!!" replied Cloud
"Isn't that kind of the same thing?!!" asked Demyx again still freaked out.
"No, it's not! Spying is when you sneak on someone quietly, stalking is when you follow someone you like so much very secretly!"
"...IT'S STILL THE SAME!!!!"
"NO!!! GOD YOU REALLY ARE STUPID!!!" Cloud just wanted to slash Demyx with his sword right there and now but he calmed himself down (strange, he would just slash the person and keep walking) but this time he didn't.
Cloud sighed. "Ok listen, you're under the influence of the money spirit." said Cloud a little more calmed.
"Beyonce what?"
"Are you even listening to me?" asked Cloud angrily
"Yes I am!"
"Okaaaay...what did I just said?"
"Beyonce has nice boobs and Britney is a bitch?" replied Demyx very stupidly. In that moment Cloud's wing appeared on his back while he was sort of generating some kind of electric energy...(kinda like Sasuke's chidori from Naruto...but that's not the point)...he was also growling while holding the buster sword ready to slash Demyx.
"I'M KIDDING!!!" said Demyx in a shuddering voice...more like shouting... but Cloud calmed down that's for sure, his wing disappeared and he lowered his big-bladed sword. "There is only one way to break the curse." said Cloud. "Huh? Did you say something?"
"WOULD YOU STOP BEING STUPID?!!"
"Uh..."
"What did I just said?"
"That Christina Aguilera had boob implants?"
"You are so... uggh!!!" and with that Cloud walked...no not walked...stomped away from Demyx, smoke coming out of his ears and hands curling into fists while mumbling something incoherent.
"NO! Please don't go!!! We can work this out!! We can make this super super smooth and super super fast!!!...DON'T LEAVE ME, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO BREAK THE CURSE!!!" with that Cloud sighed and turned back to a pouting Demyx with watery eyes which was replaced by a big smile showing pearly whites.
"Ok... this is the last thing I'm going to say...ready?" asked Cloud. Demyx was waiting for Cloud to say how to break the curse very excitedly that he started to make little leaps...(he reminded me of a chibi...ahem anyway)
"You should sing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", the Titanic song, what's the name of it? Oh yeah! "My Heart will go on", "I love Rock 'n' Roll" and last but not least the security code that Cheese sings at Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends."Demyx's mouth dropped wide after Cloud finished his explanation...was Cloud joking?
"Are you serious?!!!" asked Demyx with wide eyes
"Yes" said Cloud as calm as ever
"HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS??!!!"
"Dude, trust me, I've been through this, and it's humiliating! How did you ended up with this problem anyway?" asked Cloud very curious raising an eyebrow
"Well" Demyx scratched his head "They sent me on a mission to Port Royal, which of course I didn't want to go, so I finished my business there and I was suddenly thirsty so I went in a bar for a drink and enjoyed a fight between to guys, then out of nowhere this cute girl that was about Roxas' age sits beside me and starts to flirt with me" Cloud nodded his head every time Demyx explained the story as if he understood and he couldn't help but smile a little "so then she just took out the million dollars that amazingly fit on her hand and she whispered in my ear 'Guard this with your life, and don't spend it and don't let anyone take this or else I'd be dead' I was staring at the money wide-eyed that I didn't realize that she was gone, after that weird things started to happen, I kept seeing the ghost I talked about earlier and heard voices in my head" Demyx finished his explanation when Cloud asked "Did she had light purple, shoulder-length hair?"
"Uh...yeah."
"Does she have "innocent",light sky blue almost white eyes?"
"Yes!"
"Was she wearing white clothes, black nail polish, a black necklace, and a rose bracelet?"
"Yes! That's right!"
"Was her name...Lucia?"
"Yes that's it!!...wait...dude...How come you know all of this?...it's starting to creep me out."
"Hello? I've been through this too!"
"Oh! Right! But that doesn't explain how you know her."
"Oh right! She's a witch. I was a victim of one of her curses. She might look innocent and convincing but she's actually a bitch!"
"Whoa! Dude that's harsh!" said Demyx frowning a little
"Is it?" asked Cloud raising an eyebrow
"Well...you're right...she cursed me!"
"Oh! Another thing. After you finished singing the songs to the spirit you're supposed to have sex with it."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!"
"I'm kidding! But you have to kiss someone to finish the curse, oh look at the time I have to go, see ya good luck with the curse!" Cloud waved good bye at a still confused Demyx.
"Huh? I need to kiss someone? But who? He didn't say who...HEY CLOUD WAIT!! WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO KISS?!!"
"You'll find out!!!" shouted Cloud who was now very far from Demyx
"Hmmm...maybe I have to kiss the girl that cursed me...YES! THAT'S IT!! I have to kiss Lucia...oh well this is going to be so easy!" and with that Demyx summoned a dark portal and went back to the World That Never Was.