Hello, boys and girls it is ya one and only idiot of the world, Nintenlympics!
God that sounds stupid as hell.
Anyway, this was a fun idea that was started by a guy name Anonymous Contributor (I don't think he's active anymore) where Imma take the Smash Bros Ultimate roster and make them have banter with each other as if they were in a match of Mortal Kombat or Injustice. Just a fair warning, some of these interactions were already created by him, I'm just using them.
This is gonna be fun.
So some ground rules first before I get trigger happy-
-Every character will have a chapter, and all characters will talk (excluding Kirby, Little Mac and Duck Hunt). That includes characters like Link, Pikachu, R.O.B, Villager and PAC-MAN.
-For Duck Hunt, either the dog will bark/growl or the duck will quack.
-Little Mac won't speak, but Doc Louis will instead
-Mii Fighters will not get their own chapters
-Pokemon Trainer counts as one fighter
-In these quotes, Pokemon Trainer is the main fighter and the Pokemon are assists, kind of like how Leonardo can call on the other Ninja Turtles in Injustice 2.
-While Popo and Nana still work as a team, the leading climber is the only one who talks.
-Echo Fighters get their own chapters
-The chapters begin like this-
Character: (Name)
Challenger Entrance:
Challenged Entrance:
Voice Actor: (Name of suggested voice actor)
-Despite some characters having gender-swaps for skins, these characters will remain one gender for the sake of simplicity. (Pikachu, Pokemon Trainer, Villager and Robin remain male, while Wii Fit Trainer, Corrin and Inkling are female)
-Characters with alternate skins wear their original skin (The only exception is Ike, who wears his Hero armor from Radiant Dawn)
-When characters get their chapter, their banters are limited to only when they have the first line of dialogue, for example-
Chapter 55: Greninja
Vs Mario-
Greninja:
Mario:
Greninja:
And that wraps it up! So, without further ado, let's begin with the number one, Mario!
Character: Mario
Challenger Entrance:
Scene 1: Walks up to opponent, slipping on gloves
Scene 2: Lights gloves on fire
Challenged Entrance:
Scene 1: Runs through pipes before jumping out of a pipe aimed upwards
Scene 2: Gets into fighting stance
Recommended Voice Actor: Charles Martinet (Super Mario Odyssey)
Vs. Mario-
Mario: It's-a me, Mario!
Mario: What?I'm-a Mario!
Mario: We'll-a see about that!
Vs Mario (Again)-
Mario: Did I eat a Double Cherry?
Mario: About 127 of them.
Mario: As long as we understand I-a get the princess.
Vs. Donkey Kong-
Mario: Donkey Kong.
Donkey Kong: Mario.
Mario: Some things never-a change.
Vs. Link-
Mario: Link! It's been a while!
Link: How about a few rounds to catch up?
Mario: Alrighty! No holds back!
Vs. Samus-
Mario: True power comes from within-a!
Samus: Says the plumber famous for owning several powered-up suits.
Mario: E-Enough talk! Let's-a go already!
Vs. Dark Samus-
Mario: Eh, Samus? You don't look so good-a.
Dark Samus: What, do you not like the new look?
Mario: Whoops. Wrong alien gun-lover.
Vs. Yoshi-
Mario: Yoshi? What's the meaning of this-a?
Yoshi: Remember all those caverns you tossed me down?
Mario: I-It was for the greater good! I told-a you this!
Vs. Kirby-
Mario: You can copy any power?
Kirby: Poyo.
Mario: Copy this.
Vs. Fox-
Mario: Flying is a talent of mine-a.
Fox: For the last time Mario, hang-gliding and flying aren't the same thing!
Mario: Whatever! Let's-a go!
Vs. Pikachu-
Mario: You're not the first mouse I've fought.
Pikachu: But I'm the first with electric cheeks.
Mario: Yeah... you are.
Vs. Luigi-
Mario: I'm-a stronger.
Luigi: I jump-a higher.
Mario: I get the princess.
Vs. Ness-
Mario: Say, you know of a walking mushroom?
Ness: The Evil Ramblin' Mushrooms? Yeah, why?
Mario: Wonder what power-ups I'd get from those...
Vs. Captain Falcon-
Mario: Sorry we didn't invite you to the racing games.
Captain Falcon: You can make it up to me with a fight.
Mario: (sigh) You wonder why you never get any games...
Vs. Jigglypuff-
Mario: I'm-a afraid...
Jigglypuff: Afraid to fight a balloon?!
Mario: Afraid you'll pop under-a my feet.
Vs. Peach-
Mario: I really don't want to do this...
Peach: If you win, I'll bake you a cake.
Mario: Alrighty, now I'm motivated!
Vs. Daisy-
Mario: Princess Daisy? What're you doing here-a?
Daisy: Go-karting and tennis got BORING! This is where the real action happens!
Mario: Mama-mia...
Vs. Bowser-
Mario: This ends here, Bowser!
Bowser: Any last words, whelp?
Mario: So long, "King" Bowser!
Vs. Ice Climbers-
Mario: Ah, siblings. You remind me of me and Luigi.
Popo/Nana: But don't you always steal the glory from Luigi?
Mario: A little sibling rivalry never-a hurt.
Vs. Sheik-
Mario: My, how high-a you jump!
Sheik: ...Thanks?
Mario: I wasn't praising you. I was preparing for the praise you'll give me.
Vs. Zelda-
Mario: Wait... you're-a not Peach!
Zelda: Nope; not nearly as helpless!
Mario: You'll-a pay for that insult!
Vs. Dr. Mario-
Mario: How do I-a know you're a professional?
Dr. Mario: Why don't we begin your examination and find out?
Mario: Let's-a see your insurance policy first, you quack.
Vs. Pichu-
Mario: You can't-a help yourself, can you?
Pichu: I CAN fight and I WILL fight!
Mario: You may need Doc after this...
Vs. Falco-
Mario: Flying squirrels have flown better than you.
Falco: Bet they weren't as cool-looking.
Mario: Maybe, but they weren't as cocky either!
Vs. Marth-
Mario: You say-a you're a prince, right?
Marth: Indeed. Why do you ask?
Mario: I know a princess who needs-a some rescuing. Would you mind?
Vs. Lucina-
Mario: You are a princess too, right?
Lucina: Yes, but unlike yours I am in no need of rescuing.
Mario: Peach should take an example from you.
Vs. Young Link-
Mario: What would happen if you fought Baby Mario...?
Young Link: Wait, there's a BABY version of you too?!
Mario: Err, no. Let's-a go already.
Vs. Ganondorf-
Mario: You and Bowser would get along great.
Ganondorf: We did, until I cast him aside like the pawn he was.
Mario: I guess I'll have to avenge him then.
Vs. Mewtwo-
Mario: What are you?
Mewtwo: I ask myself that every day.
Mario: Whatever you are, I'll-a beat you just the same!
Vs. Roy-
Mario: Which one are you?
Roy: The one that's about to kick your ass.
Mario: That's-a what you think.
Vs. Chrom-
Mario: I've-a fought your daughter.
Chrom: And?
Mario: You must-a be proud.
Vs. Mr. Game and Watch-
Mario: Wait, wasn't I the first?
Mr. Game and Watch: You were the more popular.
Mario: B-but... Mario's not number one?
Vs. Meta Knight-
Mario: You have a fleet and attack kingdoms?
Meta Knight: In a sense. Why does this matter?
Mario: You've-a just become an enemy.
Vs. Pit-
Mario: Have you been training, Pit?
Pit: Like you wouldn't believe!
Mario: Show me what you got.
Vs. Dark Pit-
Mario: I prefer your other version.
Dark Pit: See if I care.
Mario: Doesn't save-a you from a beat-down.
Vs. Zero Suit Samus-
Mario: Wait- you're-a FEMALE?!
Zero Suit Samus: You cannot be serious...
Mario: I couldn't-a see through the visor, darn it!
Vs. Wario-
Mario: Don't-a think I forgot what you did to Peach!
Wario: Bah, it was just business!
Mario: My fist-a has business with your face-a!
Vs. Snake-
Mario: Snake? You're-a back?
Snake: I'm here for a rematch.
Mario: Don't-a disappoint me.
Vs. Ike-
Mario: So many of you...
Ike: Getting burnt out?
Mario: Just-a getting warmed up!
Vs. Pokemon Trainer-
Mario: I remember you standing off to the side.
Pokemon Trainer: I've changed since then.
Mario: Prove it, then.
Vs. Diddy Kong-
Mario: Aren't you DK Junior?
Diddy Kong: Nah, nobody's seen that guy in years.
Mario: You're still-a going out the same.
Vs. Lucas-
Mario: You'd get along with my brother quite well.
Lucas: I'd say the same, but...
Mario:... Way to kill the mood-a.
Vs. Sonic-
Mario: Let's-a really see who's the better one and settle this, once and for all!
Sonic: (groan) Another Olympics?
Mario: I was thinking something quicker.
Vs. King Dedede-
Mario: I can't-a stand gluttons like you.
King Dedede: Hey! I was on your side, 'member?!
Mario: Hardly an excuse...
Vs. Olimar-
Mario: If only Toads were as helpful as your Pikmin...
Olimar: If only Pikmin were as easy to talk to as Toads.
Mario: Fair point. Let's-a go!
Vs. Lucario-
Mario: You can sense-a my emotions?
Lucario: Yes. I can also sense that you have sought me out for a different reason.
Mario: You'll-a find I'm quite fearless.
Vs. R.O.B-
Mario: Didn't we invite you to a racing event?
R.O.B: EVENT NOT IN MEMORY FILES.
Mario: Ah, yes. Good times.
Vs. Toon Link-
Mario: Mama-mia, there's a cartoon version of you?!
Toon Link: Says the guy with a doctor counterpart.
Mario: Eh, fair 'nuff.
Vs. Wolf-
Mario: Hmm, I was considering a Super Bell...
Wolf: You're gonna need every advantage you got.
Mario: All I need is a muzzle for this dog.
Vs. Villager-
Mario: It seems just yesterday I was calling-a you 'rookie'...
Villager: Heh, that title goes to Inkling now.
Mario: Doesn't-a keep you from training. Let's-a go!
Vs. Mega Man-
Mario: Quite a lot of power-ups...
Mega Man: Says you! Honestly, I'm jealous.
Mario: But you get them all at once...
Vs. Wii Fit Trainer-
Mario: I still think you were harsh with your "corrections."
Wii Fit Trainer: You were wobbling! Admit it!
Mario: And you're-a about to lose balance permanently.
Vs. Rosalina and Luma-
Mario: I don't-a wanna fight my allies!
Rosalina: Consider it a friendly practice spar.
Mario: Alrighty... but I still feel bad about this.
Vs Little Mac-
Mario: Let's-a see if you're-a ready for the World Circuit.
Doc Louis: You heard him Mac, don't hold back!
Mario: I know I won't.
Vs Greninja-
Mario: You interrupted a fight of mine.
Greninja: You interrupted my meditation.
Mario: You. Me. No interruptions. Now.
Vs. Palutena-
Mario: So you're-a Pit's goddess.
Palutena: PIT'S goddess?! What does THAT mean?!
Mario: Oh boy...
Vs. PAC-MAN-
Mario: I have the better home console games!
PAC-MAN: But I had the better arcade games!
Mario: (sigh) Can't-a beat the classics.
Vs. Robin-
Mario: You're not like-a the others...
Robin: You'll find I'm quite diverse.
Mario: Finally, a challenge!
Vs. Shulk-
Mario: Yeesh, and people made-a fun of my accent.
Shulk: Oh come on, there's no way my accent is more ridiculous than yours!
Mario: That's-a where you're wrong, kiddo.
Vs. Bowser Jr.-
Mario: Bowser oughta discipline you better-a.
Bowser Jr.: Don't speak a word againt Papa, stupid-head!
Mario: Sometimes, you have to do it yourself-a.
Vs. Duck Hunt-
Mario: Now here's a familiar face.
Dog: (barks excitedly)
Mario: Good to see you again-a, old friend.
Vs. Ryu-
Mario: You claim to have the most powerful-a uppercut?
Ryu: My Shoryuken cannot be beaten.
Mario: We'll-a see.
Vs. Ken-
Mario: I heard you have a lot of flare-a.
Ken: What can I say? I've got a fiery drive.
Mario: Not for long-a.
Vs. Cloud-
Mario: Is your head always this-a spiky?
Cloud: It is. Why does that matter?
Mario: Better not jump on you then.
Vs. Corrin-
Mario: Unfortunately for you, my worst enemy is a dragon.
Corrin: B-But you're also friends with a dragon too, right?
Mario: Eh, it's-a hard to tell with Yoshi.
Vs. Bayonetta-
Mario: You made-a fun of the princess?
Bayonetta: Oh it was justing teasing, dearie.
Mario: This is what I think of your teasing!
Vs. Inkling-
Mario: Ready for your first training session?
Inkling: Y-Yes, sir Mario!
Mario: Just 'Mario' is fine.
Vs. Ridley-
Mario: Thanks-a for knocking me into a wall!
Ridley: What can I say? You were in the way.
Mario: Let-a me show you how it felt.
Vs. Simon-
Mario: What's-a your reason for being here?
Simon: Your world is plagued with monsters.
Mario: I'm a plumber first, world-saving hero second, okay?!
Vs. Richter-
Mario: You should give some pointers to my brother.
Richter: Really? Does he too fight hordes of monsters?
Mario: Err, something like-a that.
Vs. King K. Rool-
Mario: So, you're the reptile that keeps my rival-a busy?
King K. Rool: What do you want, human?
Mario: To make sure you're-a in top shape.
Vs. Isabelle-
Mario: Perhaps we could use a secretary in the palace court...
Isabelle: Sorry, but my loyalty lies with mayor.
Mario: Wow, Villager is lucky to have you.
Vs. Incineroar-
Mario: Think your flames are hotter than mine?
Incineroar: They're definitely stronger too.
Mario: Not stronger than F.L.U.D.D.