"Humph! Why should moi bother with such unfashionable cretins like vous?" A "classy" french lady was yelling at three familiar heroes. "I'll let my precious pets devour you as their ante meal snack! Au revoir!" She yelled before sending out her three pets to beat up our heroes.

A round creature appeared in a puff of smoke. It had lifeless purple eyes and, frankly, it looked like a table. The top was covered in retractable spikes which it immediately activated when it saw the three figures in front of it.

"Aww, man! We have to kill these adowable wittle cweatures?" Said the hero dressed in a blue garb. "Do we? I mean, we could just keep 'em, right?" he said affectionately to his two companions.

"Blue, I don't know if you've noticed, but they're TRYING TO KILL US!" Exclaimed the one in a red tunic. "We need become animal control and soothe the savage beasts!" he said with much gusto.

The last hero just shook his head. He wore a green tunic. "Oh, let Farore save me from the annoyingness that is you two," he said exasperatedly. "Now if you two are done being rambunctious, we have bosses to kill," he said in a cool tone.

"Yeah, right," said Blue, running over to Red. "Quick, boomerang a bomb and I'll lift you so you can throw it into it's eyehole, just like Molgera!" he was ready to lift Red up.

Red chuckled. "This'll make it go out in a bang!" he yelled out before tossing the bomb. "Bull's eye! I am the bomb! Now thr- WHOA!" his pun making spree was interrupted by Blue tossing him up to slash the monster's eye. This was the monster's true eye. It was a gruesome shade of purple and it was madly hopping around the arena.

"Y'know, eye am getting sick of your puns. So start slashing the eye!" Blue added, annoyed.

Green interjected. "Guys, we need to finish this thing off! Look, the body's destroyed! Stab the eye!" he yelled as he ran towards it and started slashing. It didn't take long to destroy the Molgera look-a-like, but then fell another monster, this time looking a lot like Moldorm. It looked like a caterpillar whose segments got smaller from head to tail. "Alright, guys! You know the drill! We alternate on who attacks it and all that stuff," he told his teammates.

They felled the beast swiftly, only to find out there was a third pet, greatly resembling Arrghus, an octopus with four eyes orbiting around it. Two were fire elemental and the other two were ice elemental. "Arrgh! ...us. When will the pets stop?!" Red asked in frustration. "C'mon, you can't have that many pets!"

Blue was worn out too. "Yeah, but that pun was unaccounted for! Anyway, full Totem with Green at the top, go!" he ordered as Green usually does. "And dodge the eyes! They'll either burn you or freeze you if they come in contact with you!"

After a few cycles of hacking and slashing the monster's true eye, the Arrghus copy was dispelled. "Zut alors!" The Lady exclaimed. "My precious pets! Beaten by tactless fools such as vous?! Zis is not possible! But I am not defeated, no no no! If vous want to be rid of the styleless curse of Hytopia, vous will have to fight me at my stronghold! Au revoir!" And with that, pow! She's gone.

"Let's just go now, shall we?" Green asked bemused.

"Yes, let's!" the other two replied enthusiastically.

Back at the Gathering Hall, our heroes are seen sitting on three different arm chairs, each matching their own colour.

"Hey, guys," Green started. "Remember that time when we had to rescue the 7 fairy girls and Zelda?" he asked his partners.

"Oh! OH!" Red exclaimed. "That was YOU?! I knew you looked familiar!" Red was astounded, but excited, that he had worked with Green before. "Hey, Blue, what about you?" He asked turning to Blue.

Blue just shook his head in disappointment. "I'm surprised you didn't notice earlier," He sighed. "It's not like I've been calling your puns out since the first time I met you…" He said sarcastically. "So, where's… what's his face? Bubble? Popple?" He started.

"Purple?" Green asked. "Yeah, what did happen to him? Now I'm curious. His sass would totally make The Lady red hot mad," He added, rather truthfully. The Lady hated sass. Especially unfashionable sass.

"So let's go find him!" Red chimed in. "It's not like The Lady's curse actually does anything other than making Styla look like she's at a hockey match," He said nonchalantly.

"Eh? Went Blue. "Shouldn't we sort out Hytopia first? This is what we're here for," He said, not really on board with the idea of finding Purple. Purple had a really bad habit of throwing a bunch of bombs at any enemy he saw, even if it meant hurting his allies. The thought of this made Blue shudder internally.

Green tilted his head in curiosity. "C'mon, Blue! Where's your team spirit?" He asked before turning serious. "Or is there something you're not telling us? Is it the bombs?" He added, to which Blue nodded traumatically.

"Fine, fine!" Red waved his hand indicating that he wasn't interested in Blue's excuses. "Once we find him, we won't give that a-bomb-ination any bombs," He punned, earning an unsatisfied glare from Blue.

Green got up and took his sword and shield back from where he placed it on the floor, leaning on the leg of his arm chair. "So," He started. "We're really going to look for Purple?" He asked the others, to which they nodded vigorously. "Alright, then. If we're to go look for him, we need to be prepared. Let's get everything ready and get some rest. We leave at the crack of dawn!" He ended. This prompted the other two to get up and grab their equipment.

Blue then suddenly chimed in. "We should probably get a change of costumes. None of us knows what awaits us, right?" He then pointed towards the exit. "Let's go to Madame Couture's place before we get some rest," He stretched a bit before walking in the direction he just pointed in.

"Hold up!" Red called. "We should at least try and figure out where we need to start looking for Purple first," He said to the other two. He was holding a book with the title: The Geography of the World of Hyrule, which he started flipping through before getting interrupted by Green.

"We should get ready first. We can do a bit of research during our free time later," He told Red, who seemed disappointed that he could not read the book in more depth. Nevertheless, he brought the book with him as he followed Blue out the door. After the other two had left, Green looked at the ceiling and mumbled. "Oh, I hope he's not involved in the disappearance of Purple…"

Blue poked his head back through the doorway. "Yo, Blue! You coming or not?"

Green was brought out of his stupor. "Yes, yes. I'm on my way!" He said as he dashed towards the doorway.

A/N: Well, then! There's the first chapter update of this series! Now with added mysteriousness and descriptions! I think this is a better read than what I wrote last time. Note, this was only an edit to the original. Not too many drastic changes were made. I only altered the ending.

Anyway, if you liked what you read, do whatever you want. Do I look like I care? Reviews are welcome and so are follows. I will try to post chapter 2 later this month. Until then, POW! I'm gone!