HOME IMPROVEMENT / FULL HOUSE - PART 1
Setting: Taylor House Detroit, Michigan
Date: October 28, 1999
(Home Improvement theme song)
Jill - I'll get the door
Tim - Okay honey
(Guests arrive)
Danny Tanner - Happy halloween Taylor's
Becky Donaldson - Wake Up Taylor Household, I'm Becky Donaldson
Danny Tanner - No no no i'm first
Tim - Oh golly, I love halloween
Jill - Welcome to the scariest household in America
Stephanie Tanner - Who are you?
Jill - We're the scariest family in America (The Taylor's)
Tim - AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
Jill - What is it?
Tim - Brad has come as Al Borland
Jill - Tim, are you scared of your younger self?
Tim - Yeah and he came back from 1977
Jesse Katsopolis - THIS ... IS ... THE ... LAST TIME ... I EVER ... SIT NEXT TO KIMMY GIBBLER ... ON THE PLANE!
Kimmy Gibbler - Come on Mr Hair Boy, Kimmy can come to this halloween party
Joey Gladstone - NOOOOO!
Al - GRRRRR, I AM FRANKENSTEIN!
DJ Tanner - We're here
Bud Bundy - First time ever in Detroit and I am looking forward to this halloween party
Michelle Tanner - Me too
Becky Donaldson - What's up with Stephanie lately?
Joey Gladstone - What's wrong with her
Jesse Katsopolis - I am very concerned
DJ Tanner - Steph, tell Deej what's the matter?
Stephanie Tanner - Lachie & I just broke up
Tim - Those Tanner's are ruining our halloween party
Al - THEM TANNERS!
(At The Taylor's backyard)
Tim - Hi Wilson
Wilson - Howdy ho there good neighbour
Kimmy Gibbler - But i'm the good neighbour
Tim - Shut up Gibbler, i'm talking to Wilson
Tim - The haunted house is ready Wilson
Wilson - Ha Ha Ha, i'm there neighbour
Kimmy Gibbler - Hello Borland
Al - Oh shut up Gibbler
(Inside the Taylor household)
Lauren - Hello Mrs Taylor
Jill - Randy, Lauren's here
Randy - coming mother
Randy - Lauren, you came back for me
Lauren - I love you Randy
Randy - I love you too Lauren
(Randy & Lauren kiss)
Brad - Mom, I got a phone call
Jill - Who was that from?
Brad - Jennifer Sudarsky
Jill - Jennifer, Jennifer, doesn't ring a bell
Brad - She is coming to the Taylor halloween party, she is coming in as Heidi from Tool Time
(Tool Time)
Heidi - Does anyone know what time it is?
Audience - Tool Time
Heidi - Binford Tools is proud to present Tim "the toolman" Taylor
Tim - Hi I'm Tim "the toolman" Taylor and here is my assistant Al "I'm having a baby in December" Borland
Al - Here is today's special guest, they are from San Francisco please welcome Jesse Katsopolis and Joey Gladstone
Jesse Katsopolis - What is a tool time, huh?
Joey Gladstone - We never heard of the show
Tim - Because we are only broadcasted in DETROIT
Al - That's right Tim
Tim - We would like to demonstrate how to build a house next to the Taylor house for the guests
(Taylor household)
Mark - Mom, i'll help you out with the cooking
Jill - Oh thank you Mark
Mark - Your welcome Mom
Brad - Tonight is Halloween Party night, I can't wait for Jennifer to show up
Randy - I'm sure she will
Michelle Tanner - Jennifer who?
Mark - Brad's first girlfriend Jennifer Sudarsky
Michelle Tanner - I don't know who?
(Doorbell rings)
Brad - It's got to be Jennifer, (opens door) Hello Mr Gladstone
Joey Gladstone - Cut it out
Brad - (shuts door) next door bell ring has surely got to be Jennifer
(Doorbell rings)
(Opens door)
Brad - Dammit, it's Kimmy Gibbler
Kimmy - Hello
(Brad shuts door)
(Doorbell rings)
Brad - Please be Jennifer
(Jill opens door)
Jennifer - Hello Mrs Taylor
Jill - Hello Jennifer, welcome back to Michigan
Tim - Oh look, it's Brad's first girlfriend
Jennifer - Hi Mr Taylor
(In Brad's bedroom)
Brad - I'm just doing my hair
(Jill bangs on the door)
Jill - BRAD! BRAD! JENNIFER'S HERE!
Brad - Coming Mom
(Brad goes downstairs)
Jennifer - Bradley, you're here
Brad - I miss you so much Jennifer
Jennifer - Awww i miss you too Bradley
Stephanie Tanner - I freshened up for you Brad
Jennifer - Who is this woman?
Brad - I don't even know her Jennifer, I'm telling the truth Jennifer
Jennifer - I understand Bradley
(Jennifer and Stephanie are fighting)
Stephanie Tanner - I would like to make a bet Sudarsky, the loser of the Lions Vs 49ers game tomorrow dates Jimmy Gibbler, winner dates Brad Taylor
Jennifer - You're on Tanner
Kimmy Gibbler - I hope you lose Tanner
Stephanie Tanner - Shut up Chicken Leg
Danny Tanner - Kimmy, LEAVE
Danny Tanner - BUDRICK FRANKLIN BUNDY
Bud Bundy - Yes, Mr Tanner
Danny Tanner - I need YOU to fire up the 49ers team TOMORROW
Bud Bundy - NO PROBLEM, DAD
Danny Tanner - I DON'T WANT MY DAUGHTER STEPHANIE TO DATE A GIBBLER
(Next Day at Pontiac Silverdome - Lions Vs 49ers)
Randy - I'm ready to do a news report about the Lions vs 49ers game
Lauren - I love it when Randy is publishing stories in the newspaper
Randy - Brad is making his debut for The Lions
Jill - Who is coaching the Lions this week?
Heidi - Tim "The Toolman" Taylor
Jill - Thank you
Danny Tanner - Go The 49ers
Brad - Description of the bet please Kimmy
Kimmy Gibbler - (with microphone on hand) If The Detroit Lions win, Stephanie Tanner dates my brother Jimmy; If The 49ers win Stephanie Tanner dates Brad Taylor
Jill - (very angry) BRADLEY MICHAEL TAYLOR!, YOU MADE THIS BET WITH KIMMY GIBBLER!
Brad - It was mostly not me
(Whistle blows)
Referee - Kickoff
(Bud Bundy passes to Terrell Owens, Touchdown 49ers)
(49ers 6, Lions 0)
(Bud Bundy takes the kick, it's good)
(49ers 7, Lions 0)
(Fourth Quarter)
(Lions 14, 49ers 25)
Commentator - The Lions get the ball, Batch passes to Morton, TOUCHDOWN!
(Lions 20, 49ers 25)
Commentator - There is only 0:45 seconds left, Detroit Lions need 6 points to win, THE KICK IS UP NO GOOD
Commentator - The Lions may need 3 safeties without the 49ers scoring
Stephanie Tanner - Come on 49ers
DJ Tanner - Go San Francisco
Danny Tanner - Dear God, Please don't make Stephanie Tanner date a Gibbler
Jennifer - Go Lions
(0:01 seconds left)
Commentator - Bud Bundy throws the pass, it's gone straight in the hands of Allen Aldridge, TOUCHDOWN LIONS!
Danny Tanner - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kimmy Gibbler - Pay up Steph, you're dating my brother Jimmy now
Stephanie Tanner - Shoot me please
Brad - I love you so much Jennifer Sudarsky
Jennifer - I love you too Bradley Taylor
(Brad & Jennifer kiss)
Jennifer - I can't believe my parents won't let me marry you Bradley
Brad - Me neither
Jennifer - I'm disagreeing with my parents
Brad - Jennifer Sudarsky, will you marry me
Jennifer - Bradley, Yes i will be your wife
Brad - I love you Jennifer Marie Sudarsky, I'll be the best husband you'll ever have
Jennifer - Awwwwwwww I love you too Bradley Michael Taylor
(Halloween Party - Kitchen)
Jill - Wow, Jennifer looks so different
Tim - She's coming as a zombie with Brad inside of her gown
Jill - SHE KILLED BRAD!
Jennifer - This halloween party sucks
Brad - It won't suck when pranks happen
Jennifer - Bradley & I are going to prank and spook everyone at the party, then after we're going to kiss for a really long time
Brad - Loving it, loving it
Jennifer - We'll make Ricky Martin sing "She Bangs"
Brad - Cool
Jennifer - Them Tanner's will be scared
(Backyard)
Wilson - Kimmy, you are not a friendly neighbour
Kimmy Gibbler - Shut up Wilson
Wilson - At least I tell Tim stories about the ancient times while you we're stinking out Danny Tanner
Kimmy Gibbler - Stringbean Tanner loves it
Danny Tanner - No
Tim - Hi Wilson
Wilson - Howdy ho neighbour
Tim - The halloween party is ready to go
Wilson - I'll be there Tim
Jennifer - Hey Kimmy Gibbler, looking for your shoes
Kimmy Gibbler - Yeah
Jennifer - They are in the bin
(Kimmy Gibbler screaming)
Brad - Good prank Jennifer
Jennifer - Bradley, thank you
(At the haunted house)
Jill - Ha ha ha ha ha ha, Time for the annual Taylor halloween scream fest
Danny Tanner - Nobody can give Virginia Wolf a run for her money
Joey Gladstone - Or Mr Wolf
(Jill points her flashlight)
Jill - NANASTEIN'S HERE!
Tim - Nanastein is back
Stephanie Tanner - It's not working, us Tanner's are not scared
(Jennifer and Brad walk in)
Jennifer - Hey Tanner's, Granny Tanner died
Stephanie Tanner - What?
Jennifer - HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, WE TRICKED YOU
(Tanner's come running away from The Taylor household)
(Brad and Jennifer kiss)
Brad - We got them really good
Jennifer - Bradley Michael Taylor, I love you
Brad - Jennifer Marie Sudarsky, I love you too
Jill - The Tanner's will be on the next plane to San Francisco now
Al - Raaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
(Tanner's scream)