A girl with black hair and purple bangs that looked like Sakura's looked up at the ceiling with her black eyes. She was seventeen years old and was born in the Village Hidden in the Leafs. She could here the typical screaming of Tobi and Deidara.

"Tobi if you tell her, I'll break your legs and shove a bomb down your throat, hm!!"

"But Dei-senpi!! She should know! Tobi thinks it cute!"

"I swear to GOD Tobi, hm!"

"….Tobi won't tell senpi…."

Nyoko rolled her eyes. She hadn't gotten use to these people yet. She had come up with nick-names for all of them though

Sasori – pervy puppet pal

Deidara – Blondie, Shim, Bird Boy

Itachi – Not-As-Emo-As-Sasuke, Weasel

Hidan – Swear-aholic, Sacrifical-Sailor

Kakuzu – Money-man, Tooth-fairy

Tobi - Annocence

Pein – Pein-in-the-rear, Peircing

Zetzu - Talking Penguin Plant

Kisame – Fishy-chan, Sushi

She never had anything mean to say about Flower-chan, though. Flower was nice to Nyoko and treated her like a daughter. She yawned widely as Kakuzu walked into the room. "Are those two at it again?" he asked looking to Deidara's room. "Yep." Nyoko nodded. "Deidara, get in here." Kakuzu called. "What is it now, hm?" the blonde asked. "Is Nyoko leaving?" he smiled looking down at Nyoko. Nyoko sat up, pulled down one of her lower eye lids and stuck out her tongue then turned to face Kakuzu. "What is it Tooth-Fairy? Are you going to put money under our pillows?" she smirked. She heard Deidara stifle a laugh as Kakuzu glared at her. "No, it's the fact that you need a room to stay in and there's the fact that you don't get your own bed till you've been with us for at least eight months." Nyoko looked at him. "What are you implying?" she asked, raising one eyebrow. "That you can't sleep out here, so you have to share a room with someone. Deidara being that said someone seeing how he's the only one without a roommate."

Nyoko and Deidara's jaw dropped.

"WHAT?!?!"

They screamed in unison. "What if I wake up and find out that I have HIV or something?!" Nyoko yelled. "Oh, you wish that would happen, hm." Deidara snorted. Nyoko rolled her eyes, "Bird Boy, you have no life. Shut up."

"Oh, and like you ever had one."

"Actually, I did. I had two boyfriends. Sasuke and Moko."

A black haired boy walked into the room right as Nyoko said whom she had gone out with. "You went out with my brother?" he asked pausing in the middle of the room. "Yes, then he was like: 'Oh, I'm gonna go and join Orochi-yo-mama, Nyoko if you're smart you'll come with me.'" Nyoko said. "But, I didn't and I was hurt by it so I lived with Moko for a year and then Akira went missing so Moko and I searched for her and he told me I should give up. That's when I went anti-leaf." Nyoko nodded folding her arms across her chest and leaning back into the couch. "I really miss Aki-chan…." Nyoko said in a softer, sadder tone. She looked behind her to Deidara. "This is your fault. If you hadn't kid napped me, put me on one of your birds right next to you, pulled up my shirt and forced me to join, I could've found Aki by now." She glared.

"How is it my fault?! I was forced to kidnap you, I put you on my bird so no one would see me AND THE SHIRT INSADIDNT WASN'T MY FAULT! You woke up, tried to roll off but I grabbed the back of your shirt and the back rolled up, hm!!"

"Whatever." Nyoko said as she walked into Deidara's/her room. Why couldn't she sleep in the living room ((deidarasgirl13: shut up! They have one! XP)) like she has for the past week? It wasn't causing Kakuzu any money.

"Nyoko-senpi?"

Tobi knocked at the door.

"What is it, Annocence? And how many times do I have to tell you not to call me that?!"

Tobi opened the door. "Tobi wanted to see if you were alright, Dei-senpi said that you probably were hurting yourself."

Nyoko rolled over onto her side to look at Tobi. "I've only done that twice my whole life. I've stopped, it'll take more then Blondie to make me start up again." She sighed.

"Watch out Tobi, let me talk to her."

Tobi moved over and away from the door to let Flower in. "Hey, is Deidara bugging you?" She asked sitting next to Nyoko's head stroking her hair. "No he isn't mom –I mean Flower-chan!!" Nyoko's face then became pink. "Sorry, it just kinda slipped out!!" Nyoko said quickly. Flower smiled and wrapped Nyoko into a hug. "It's alright. You can call me mom." Nyoko nodded. "Alright, just wanted to see how you were, and made sure Deidara wasn't being a pain." She stood up and walked to the door way. "Supper's almost done, by the way." She added then left.

Nyoko walked into the kitchen to see that the only spot left was near Deidara. "Oi! Peircing! Can't I get a restraining order or something?" Pein glared at her. "Take the spot, or you get fed to Zetzu." He snarled. Nyoko sat down without a word and began filling her bowl with ramen.

Nyoko ate quietly as all the other Akatsuki talked about their lastest sacrifices, addition to their puppets, being a good boy and all that other happy crap. Nyoko then noticed something creeping towards her bowl, she knew what it was and stabbed it with a chopstick.

"OW! What was that for, hm?!"

"You tried to steal my food."

"Wha-? No I didn-"

Deidara's blue eyes fell onto a chakura string on his hand, he looked across the table to Sasori who had a smirk on his face.

"I hate you Danna, hm….."

Nyoko smirked at this. "Why do you two say that? We all know how much you love eachother!" Kisame began laughing. Nyoko then focused onto the shark…thing….it…. "Shut up, if you and Zetzu mated, you'd have seaweed for a spawn." With that Nyoko walked to her room, leaving Kisame dumb-struck.

"Nyoko?"

Nyoko rolled over on the bed and rubbed her eyes. "What?"

"Move over. Kakuzu and Hidan said to share the bed, hm." Deidara whispered.

"No. You're sleeping on the floor. I don't trust you. I guarantee if I sleep next to you, I'll wake up with HIV."

"Pl – "

"NO."

Nyoko then heard a annoyed sigh and something plop down on the floor. "Fine, hm." Nyoko rolled over and went back to sleep.

((Okay! First chapter is done!! Yay!! I know it sucks, but yeah, it has Dei-kun in it! S o Squee!! Comments will be accepted and appreciated so it can help me make the next chapter better!!

Deidarasgirl13))