I am Not a Robot (Portal Parody)

by NeuroticSynapse

GLaDOS seizes the opportunity to sing her robotic little heart out with "Still Alive" and "Want You Gone." Now Chell takes the spotlight and expresses her emotions concerning Wheatley and his megalomania.

You've been acting awful tough lately
Trying to do a lot of science lately
But inside, you're just a little baby
It's okay to say you've got a weak spot
You don't always have to be on top
Better to be hated than loved, loved, love for what you're not

You're vulnerable, you're vulnerable
You are not a moron
You're lovable, so lovable
But you're corrupted

Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot
Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot

You've been hanging with the unloved turrets
Who you never really liked and you never trusted
But you are so endearing, you pick up all the birds
Never admitting to anything
You don't fix up the core while I test, test, test
Don't be so pathetic, just open up and stop

I'm vulnerable, I'm vulnerable
I am not a robot
You're lovable, so lovable
But you're corrupted

Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot
Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot

Can you teach me how to feel real?
Can you turn my portals off?
And let the testing drop

Guess what? I'm not a robot [x2]

Guess what? I'm not a robot, a robot [x4]