AN – tell me what you think. I've started experimenting with this sort of fic, and I need some suggestions to help work them better. REVIEW!!!! (you know you want to) ;)
Lily! Why do we always have to come in here every single time we come to Hogsmeade??? Why can't we just go to Madam Malkin's????
You have to be kidding Emily! Not come to Zonko's???? That's blasphemy!!!!
Lils, please. Can we go now???
Of course not, we haven't looked around yet. Zonko finally came up with parchment that has a pair, and if you write on one, the writing appears on the other. It's a Prolean Charm or something—they just discovered it. Anyways, Sarah promised me she'd nick a couple for me – they haven't hit the racks yet. And besides, I'm sick of paying attention in Binns and them, and this makes it SO much easier to pass notes. Okay???? So come on!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fine, but hurry up Lily.
Do I ever hurry up in here?
The next day in lessons – taking and passing notes on the "new" parchment.
Key-
Emily
Lily
James
Sirius
Remus
Hello!
Hi, I hate this class.
We all do.
Hey look, Evans and Harrison are passing notes!
Yeah. Wonder Binns hasn't caught them. Hold it!! Do they have Zonko's new parchment????? I thought we were the on-
Uhh…Who is this???
What do you mean who is this Sirius??? God you are SO SLOW sometimes! It's us, Remus and James.
Excuse me???? I'm not Sirius.
Yes you are Sirius. See, everybody has a name, and yours is Sirius.
Umm…no, actually, it's Emily.
That's okay Sirius, being gay is perfectly normal. By the way, who were you talking to?
First, I'm not Sirius, second, I'm not gay, and thirdly, I was talking to my best friend, Lily Evans.
If you're really Emily, then what color are your eyes???
Hazel
Sirius…hello…earth to Sirius Black…WILL YOU WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huh??? What now???
What color are Emily's eyes????
Hazel.
Woah!!!!!!!!!!!! How did you get here????
Here
On the Zonko parchment.
I might ask you the same thing.
And who might THIS be???
Lily Evans.
LORDY!!!! HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE THIS STUFFF?????
I thought it was only the two of us, but I guess you lot have it too, so that makes five.
Crud darn it!
What Padfoot?
I just got ink all over my pants.
Wha- never mind, it's better not to ask.
Yeah, I wouldn't ask if I were you.
So, if all of us have this darnded paper, and all of us are trying to pass notes on it- some of which we don't want the other party reading, how are we supposed to work this out????
How 'bout we give days?
Are you crazy Emily, I'm not risking having THEM read what I tell you. That's entirely absolutely out of the question.
All right then, well boys, I'm afraid you'll just have to give all your Zonko parchment to us. It seems a pity, but it's the only way.
HOLD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who said that WE were willing to give our parchment up???? WHO EVER IT IS MUST DIE!!!!
Fine, I'll be expecting an early death, umm… ok, Lily, uhh, you get my books, a knickknacks and things, and James, Sirius, and Remus, you lot get, umm…nothing. So, now that's settled, I'll be expecting you to hand over your parchment by the end of the day. Understood?
ABSOLUTLY FUCKING NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Language Sirius, language.
I don't f-ing care if you die of shock from my extensive cursing, we did NOT spend fifty galleons on this stuff to have it taken away from us the first day we're able to use it!!!!
Fine, then give it to us tomorrow if that's how you're going to be about it.
EMILY HARRISON SHUT UP!!!! YOU KNOW BLOODY WELL THAT THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT, SO SHUT UP BEFORE I HIT YOU WHERE IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Molester
Will you two quit it???? Thank you. Now…where were we???
Trying to figure out how we're supposed to do this… anyone have any bright ideas?
Hippos!!
PADFOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What?
You know
No I don't.
Then shut up.
ok…I'm not talking…so I can't shut up…so I'm a genius.
No, you're an idiot Black, now SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
So…
So…
Alright, Lily and I give you our stuff, and you leave us alone. Agreed???
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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