"Never!" Link screamed dramatically.

"Come on, it's only a taco. They canceled a taco. So what? It's not the end of the world." Zelda said as she rolled her eyes.

"It's not only a taco. It's amazing. It's fantastic. It's the uber good, terrific, 1000 calories, no calcium, healthy-free, Swiss cheese, bacon based, taco!" Link complained.

"How could they do this to me? Why? Oh, I know who the cause of this is!" Link jumped onto the table.

"The Super Taco SalesCompany and Inc.!" yelled Link.

Zelda placed her magazine onto the table. "What are you going to do? Sue the company?"

Link's face brightly lit up. "Perfect, that is what I shall do. Sue! They can't do this to me!" Link jumped off the table.

"To the phone!" Link dashes toward their phone.

"Are you serious! I finally get saved a billion times, and we finally find a house, but now this?" Zelda complained.

"Maybe it's time for some marriage counseling." Zelda laughed evilly.

*Beep* "Hi , I'm Link. I would like to file a complaint for the uber good, terrific, 1000 calories, no calcium, healthy-free, Swiss cheese, bacon based, taco."

"If you would like to file a complaint, press two." A robotic voice responded.

Link punched the two button twice.

"I'm sorry could you repeat that?"

Link angrily pushed the button.

"I'm sorry could you repeat that?"

"Agh!" Link growled as he mashed the button a million times.

There was a pause.

"You are now being transferred to the anger management line."

A robotic male voice appeared. "Did you have a happy childhood? Press one for yes and press two for no.

Link furiously slammed the phone back onto the handle.

"Dinner time!" Zelda voice suddenly sang from the kitchen.

"Zelda, I am really busy!" Link snapped.

"Too bad! You have to eat it; whether you like it or not." Zelda smirked.

"No, I am too busy." Link yelled.

As quick as a jaguar, Zelda ran from the kitchen to the room Link was in and stuffed peas in his mouth.

"Mph." Link's eyes bulged.

"You're welcome." Zelda responded and left the room.

Link gulped down the peas. "I'm going to call the company again!" He declared.

"Ok." Zelda replied. "I'm going to bed now."

Zelda woke up from her bed hearing a loud noise.

"Link, what are you doing?" Zelda called blindly.

"Calling the complaint line, it`s 1938th time doing it." Link snapped furiously.

"That's it!" Zelda shouted as she got out of bed and ran to the phone.

"Let me do it." Zelda pried the phone away from Link.

"Just let me check what time it is." Zelda glanced at the clock on the wall. "It's 3am in the morning!" Zelda yelled.

Zelda dials the company's number with an exasperated sigh. Link watches as Zelda's exasperated face contorts in anger.

Zelda glares at Link. " They said that the uber good, terrific, 1000 calories, no calcium, healthy-free, Swiss cheese, bacon based, taco isn't even canceled. The new salad taco is."

"Oh." Link sheepishly replied.

"You wasted my time for this? I'll show you!" Zelda grabbed a nearby frying pan from the kitchen.

She hit him with the pan as hard as she could.

"Ow…" Link complained.

She left the room saying. "Link, you have now made taco my number one least favourite food."

"Never! I can't marry someone who hates tacos. I'll file for divorce." Link replied.

Zelda slapped him on the head. "Good night!"