Ok.. so this has been done a million times, but I swear, this one is extra special and will be hilarious.. you will laugh!! Guaranteed or you get a cameo appearance. Actually you can have a cameo appearance even if you don't laugh, just put it in a review.

DISCLAIMER: In my own little world, I own Harry Potter. But in this one, sadly, no :(

Harry woke up at midnight in a cold sweat. Thunder and lightning shook the skies; a thunderstorm was well underway. Oh well, at least he wasn't at the Dursleys.

Surprisingly enough, though the thunder was ridiculously loud, the snores of all the other sleeping Gryffindors in the dorm were even louder. Damn, thought Harry, why do I have to be the light sleeper?

Something was glowing at the foot of a new muggle-born's bed. Harry, who was not feeling very enthusiastic about his ability to get back to sleep in this extremely noisy environment,was intruiged.

He crept over to the bed, and listened for a moment. Nobody moved, except Ron of course, who was having a nightmare about spiders and whimpering(actually, more like yelling), "NOOOO!!!! Don't eat me you bloody monsters!!" OK then, thought Harry, I may as well check it out.

He felt the object. It was a rectangular suitcase type of thing, and the light was coming from inside of it. He opened it, and a blaze of light filled the room. He dove under his bed and listened.

The snores didn't change. "I know you want to suck my blood and everything, but I can't say I'm that interested," muttered Ron.

Harry crept out and walked back over to the glowing object.

As he leaned over to it, he realized that it had writing on its screen..

In fact, it looked like a miniature version of the computer back at the Dursleys'.

Weird, thought Harry. Maybe I should wake Ron.

"AAAAAARGH no!!!!" Ron shouted and started sobbing. "Anything but Snape in a dress!!!!!"

Ok, thought Harry. I may as well put him out of his misery.

He went over to Ron and shook him.

"Tarantulas!!" he screamed, then saw Harry. "Bloody hell, Harry. You scared me."

"Look at this," Harry pointed at the computer. Ron looked perplexed.

"Uh.. that's nice.. What is it?"

"I think its called a.. Commuter."

"Wow. Harry, I'm going back to sleep." Ron yawned, but Harry pulled the blankets off of his bed.

"Come on!!"

Grumbling, Ron made his way over to the computer.

On the screen, it

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"Harry Gets a Piercing by Iknowharrypotterpersonally

Random Randomness!! Harry gets an eyebrow, chin, tongue, ears and 50 more piercings!!

Also, hilarity ensues when Ron dyes his hair pink and visits Marvin the Paranoid Android on

Planet X while wearing a feather boa and drinking vodka. Hihi omgomg r and r yeah!!

PS pairings are as follows HMKHHRRHARGAERGAERGAFFVASDVAXCZZVDF2RMPA"

They just gaped for a few minutes.

"That's not the worst of them.." Harry looked quite nauseated.

Ron read the next one out loud,

"2.) Dark and Dreary Roses and Teacups On a Sanguine Monday by RosaleeWeirdPerson

Snape and Dobby, madly in love, run off to Venice and live happily ever after, with their many HouseElfGreaslings.. such a sweet story.. R and R, please.."

Ron threw up on Neville, then laughed for a full 45 minutes.

"Ron, we have to tell someone. This could be serious." Harry looked disturbed..

"I have an idea," said Ron thoughtfully, before collapsing into a coma-like sleep.