This was an idea sent in by McQueen 2.0! thank you so much for the wonderful idea
I don't own KND or McQueen 2.0, that would be slavery/ kidnapping...
"Hoagie!" I yelled "what the crud are you doing mate!"
The tall thing American but he didn't answer. Hoagie, who was deep in thought staring at the wall, was propping his head up with his arm leaning his elbow on the table. I slapped his arm down causing his face to plummet into his mashed potatoes and peas.
"..?" I asked him slowly as he wiped the spuds from his face.
"Just thinking…." He answered but I still didn't feel clued in.
"About…." I asked but before he could say anything else Nigel came over and sat right next to me. He looked across the table at Hoagie and asked
"Hoagie are you finished designing twenty new weapons for tonight's battle?"
"….Yeah" He hesitated to answer but smiled. I just listened for details because I'm usually the last one to know crud like this.
"Hey guys" Abby smiled sitting next to Hoagie and a few short moments later Kuki sat next to her. Occasionally I glance across the table and admire Kuki's beautiful hair. It's usually in her face, it gets kind of messed up during the course of the day but I like it like that. I make sure to be conspicuous when doing this, if one time Hoagie catches me it's all over! Abby, Hoagie and even workaholic Nigel would never let me live it down.
"Can I borrow someone's history homework? I left my back in the tree house" Hoagie asked. It was convenient that we all had the same History teacher.
I pulled mine out first and showed handed it to Hoagie.
He was still wearing those weird goggles but I could tell he was shocked.
"George Washington didn't invent the dishwasher!" he said loud enough so everyone in the entire middle school cafeteria could hear and most of them laughed, loudly. I blushed and my mind filled with anger!
Hoagie had thought of himself as a genius since he was taller than me. Sure I had a growth spurt in August right before my 13 birthday but I'm still not taller than Hoagie, Nigel, or even Abby but I'm whole inch taller than Kuki, Which I am very proud of.
"Just Gimmie back my homework" I snatched it from him
"Fine it's not like it was helpful anyway" Hoagie snickered.
I may not be that tall but I was certainly tall enough to kick him under the table. Abby just rolled your eyes and Hoagie and I went out in a kicking war. After a few minutes things quieted down and I had arguably won the kicking war. Abby took one bite of her sandwich and Hoagie yelled
"OW!"
Kuki glared at me, she thinks I'm way too violent or something…..
I shot her a look that said "it wasn't me!"
I tried to defend myself but no one believed me and just scowled.
Until Hoagie burst out laughing.
"What's up with you foo!" Abby asked
"Abby just took a bite of her Hoagie" he laughed almost falling on to the floor. While everyone else groaned. Abby elbowed him in the stomach for a terrible cheesy joke.