"Sanji-san, you have made yet another incredible meal that has satisfied both my taste buds and appetite!" The skeleton laughed as he handed a wet plate to Usopp, "Although I don't have a tongue or a stomach! Yohohohohohohohohoho!"
Aside from Sanji, Usopp, and Brook, the rest of the crew had left the dining room. It was a Thursday, meaning that the mighty sniper and the soul king were on plate washing duty. Sanji of course was there to put back all of the plates and utensils into the cupboards. On nights like these, the three would have discussions about a variety of things such as whether mermaids or the women of Amazon Lily were the most beautiful.
"Neh neh, what kind of woman do you think Luffy would end up falling in love with?" Usopp asked, taking the plate from Brook and wiping it with a dry rag.
"That idiot probably has no interest in women. All he cares about is eating, taming wild animals, robots, and causing trouble." Sanji replied.
"But remember in Alabasta when we met Bon Kurei and he turned into Nami? Or when we were in the bath house and Nami... Ahmmmmmm. You know..." Usopp blushed as he motioned his hands back and forth as if he were taking of a robe. "He fell off the wall like we all did!"
"Oh Nami-swannnnnnnn, your body was so beautiful back then... I can only imagine how much you've improved since then... God is such a loving God to craft such an angel for my mortal eyes to see!" Sanji said as his eyes turned into hearts and blood flowed freely from his nose to the floor.
"Why was I trapped on that ship at that time!? Can you describe her body to me? Perhaps was she wearing any panties at that time? WAS SHE WEARING PANTIES AT ALL?" Brook quickly asked, holding his nose. Well, where his nose would be if he weren't bones.
"You pervert!" Sanji yelled as he kicked Brook in the head.
"You're just as bad as he is..." Usopp muttered recalling the time his two shipmates tried to peep on Nami showering.
"Luffy-san must have been interested in one of the beautiful young women that he's met on his travels." Brook said.
"That's true, we've met many beautiful women since I've been on the ship. There's been Vivi-chan, Keimi-chan, the mermaid princess, the list goes on and on!" Sanji sighed as he reminisced of the past.
"You can't forget that Luffy-san has spent the last two years training on the island of Amazon Lily, the home of the gorgeous Boa Hancock! For what I would give set my eyes on her panties! Even though I don't have any eyes yohohohohoho!"
"That lucky bastard... I still don't believe that he was training in a land full of beautiful women while I was stuck in hell on Earth..." Sanji muttered spitefully, shaking his fist in envy and disgust.
The three crew mates had discussed for another hour after they finished washing and putting away the dishes. All three made very good points about Luffy and the women they met on their travels. Surprisingly they came to the same conclusion that
"Luffy is going to fall in love with an extremely talented chef who is part robot, can shoot lasers from her body, and tames a variety of strange and enormous creatures on her free time"
