Lemony: IT'S TIME FOR A CRAAAAAAAAACKFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!
Wicked: Oh God and bother, why?
Lemony: Cause I'm bored.
Awesome: Why don't you do something constructive instead of stupid!
Lemony: Oh take the Mike Tyson approach and just bite me!
On a stage somewhere in Hollywood a star is born. She will get to the bottom of every story and reveal the truth. She'll get the hard facts and not hesitate to bring her journalistic duty to the public. Somewhere on a Hollywood filming set sits a desk and two armchairs where here she will get to the core of the matter. She will ask the tough questions, answer them, and dance the night away…LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!
Lemony: Hi Hi! Welcome everyone to Live With Lemony the Inuyasha Edition! I had so much fun doing the Bleach version, I decided to give you Inuyasha fans a special treat!
Audience: YAY LEMONY! WE LOVE YOU!
Lemony: I love you guys too, now where should we start…hmmm, how about our first guest! You know him, you hate him, the one and only Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: *runs from backstage* Hi everyone. *sits down*
Lemony: Hi-ya Inuyasha! Now onto our first question, are you really a dog-demon?
Inuyasha: Yes I am, but I'm only half dog-demon.
Lemony: So does that mean you hump people's legs when you're horny?
Inuyasha: What? Hell no!
Lemony: Inuyasha so horny! Him love you long time!
Inuyasha: Shut up.
Lemony: Don't tell me to shut yup ya' leg-humper!
Inuyasha: I DON'T HUMP LEGS!
Lemony: No, of course not.
Inuyasha: Thank you.
Lemony: You like to lick yourself instead…*snickers*
Inuyasha: I'm going to kill you!
Lemony: I WANT TO PET THE KITTY!
Inuyasha:…what?
Lemony: *pets Inuyasha* Such a pretty Kitty...
Inuyasha: I'M NOT A KITTY!
Lemony: You wanna hump Kagome's leg don't cha, Kitty?
Inuyasha: I hate you…
Lemony: I am Neptune! God of the Sea and you are Kitty the Mad Leg-humper!
Inuyasha: *storms off stage*
Lemony: Oh no you don't! SIT!
BAM!
Inuyasha: *falls into crater in the earth* OUCH SHIT!
Lemony: SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
Inuyasha: Why you little…
Lemony: Sorry ladies and gentlemen, Inuyasha is busy humping someone's leg at the moment-
Inuyasha: I AM NOT!
Lemony: SIT!
BAM!
Lemony: Now as I was saying, please stay tuned for a word from our sponsors.
Wicked&Awesome: *looks at each other* *rotflmfao*
Lemony: Hey Inuyasha fans, don't cha just wanna hug me, hehehehehehe?…REVIEW!