A/N: Hola my new story
Things you will regret doing.
Chapter 1
COMANDO
''Hello and welcome to THINGS YOU WILL REGRET DOING''
On this show we learn why doing certain things is bad through reading about the Naruto crew's bad experiences.
On todays episode we see what happened to Lee when he went Comando.
''Gai-sensei!'' shouted Lee.
''Yes my youthful student who is youthful unlike my other two unyouthful students, Youth.'' answered Gai while glaring at Neji and Tenten.
''Guess what youthful thing I did this morning?'' asked Lee cheerfully.
''I dunno, you tell me?'' said Gai.
''Well, I'm not wearing underpants! Yosh!'' Lee said outloud so that everyone in a one mile vacinity heard him.
Somewhere in one mile vicinity
Sakura was peacefully spying on Sasuke when she heard it.
Suddenly terrible images appeared in her head.
She fell out of the tree she was in and landing on Naruto who had just so happened to pick that tree as a spot to eat his ramen.
Naruto's ramen flew out of his hands and fell to the ground.
Gaara just so happened to be cycling just on that path where the Ramen had fell.
His bicycle skidded on thee ramen and crashed into Ino who had just finished making the perfect hairstyle and it got ruined.
The mirror that Ino was holding fell and shattered at Shino's feet.
''It's a sign a sign I tell you,'' Shino started screaming and ran into Tenten who was just about to set the world record for amount of targets hit accuratly.
Tenten missed and her kunai hit the camera that was filming it and that exploded.
Sasuke looked out his window and saw all of the names said above flying past.
''That what you get for buying stuff from Bob's discount store'' he said laughing to himself.
Gai and Lee were now parading around singing ''We're not wearing underwear!'' when an angry mob showed up before them.
''Quick Lee run they will never catch us we are too fast for them'' Gai said.
They made a break for it but stopped because their spandexs started to chafe.
All that was heard of them was a loud ''we're not wearing underwear!'' before the snot was beaten out of them.
That is why you should never go COMANDO. Good night everybody.
A/N: ruler line rock!