Nothing Better To Do

by Jenova's Child

Nothing better to do than to control the minds of the common people with a little bit of fear...and nothing better to do than to relieve the boredom around Shin-Ra than with a little smut(probably mostly smut) some drama, and a touch of humor to hold this insane cake together. Enjoy my friends, eat as much as you would like to. #Shin-RaBoredom

1. Disclaimers From The Turks

Tseng: Hello there dear viewers.

Rude: Rebecca would like to thank you all for reading the stuff she has written.

Reno: We'd like to warn you of the following. Elena?

Elena: thank you Reno. This story contains the following:

1. Rather adult language (Reno: sorry)

2. Sexual themes (Reno: again sorry bout that)

3. Drug and alcohol use (Reno: why the fuck is all this my fault?!)

4. Violence (Reno: that one is probably Rude's fault)

5. Acts/Mentions Of Self Harm

Rude: *smacks Reno upside the head* that last one is probably everyone's fault

Elena: true.

Tseng: now that have informed you of the possible occurrences, we must get back to Rufus. Thank you.

Elena: nice meeting you guys

Rude: *waves* see you.

Reno: how come you guys can get this asshole to talk and i can't? *storms off*