A Midnights Summer Dream
A play by Shakespeare and
Adapted and Harry Potterize by
Me
Author Note: Well we all have had the terror of reading A Midnights Summer Dream in some English class and if your hear you love Harry Potter. So here goes my weak effort to make it better. But just so you know Harry Potter himself is NOT in my adaptation. I repeat Harry Potter is NOT in this fic. Instead, it stars his two best friends (two guess who) and a few other of JK Rowlings most loved and hated characters. So I hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: Not mine. I own none of it. These characters and plots to the artistic JK Rowling and of course William Shakespeare. Except Julia Harp that says like 10 thing all tighter.
The story dus far: Draco Malfoy the evil dictator of the wizarding world has turn good! He has fallen in love with the queen of the muggle world. Ms. Julia Harp. He is planning the biggest wedding of the year but some problems are arising.
Enter Severas Snape Hermione Ron and Cedric
Snape: Malfoy! Sir, Sir, I have a problem.
Draco: What? Is that me dear friend Mr. Severas of the Snape family. What brings you to my home?
Snape: Didn't you just read the first line? I have a problem!
Draco: Tell me then dear friend and hurry I think I hear Julia calling me.
Snape: Sir, this is my daughter Hermione.
Hermione steps forward and curtsy
Hermione: My Lord…
Snape throws his hands in the air and silence Hermione
Snape: You know that by law I can pick any man for my daughter to marry. Any man I choose.
Draco: Yes…
Snape: Well I have chosen this man…
Cedric steps forwards and smiles at Hermione who sticks her tongue out in hate
Snape: And she refuses to marry him!
Draco: Why do you want her to marry him?
Snape: Because he freaking rich.
Draco: Well Hermione what wrong with this Cedric?
Hermione: Nothings, wrong with him. He just arrogant, selfish, thinks he God gift to women and I don't love him.
Cedric: Hermione be reasonable. I don't see what the problem is. You're hot… I'm hot…It'll be hot!
Hermione: I don't care! Draco I love Ron
She pulls Ron forward. Ron smiles and kisses Hermione on the cheek
Hermione: He my life, and my star and we're getting…
Snap: Your not getting married to him! He can't even afford to pay for my own ocean home like Cedric can! Draco you know that by law if she doesn't marry Cedric I have the right to kill her.
Draco: That a law?
Snape: Yeah, you made it.
Draco: Ohh
Snape: So, if she marries Ron she must die. Unless you convince her other wise.
Draco: Hermione you have two choices. One: you can die and have nobody or Two: you cannot die and live a sad long life with a man you hate.
Hermione: Thanks
Draco: Tell you what you can be come a House Elf
Hermione: You can't become a House Elf?
Draco: Well, you can live with them and learn how to clean like them and make those delicious pastries! And you won't get marry or ever have sex!
Ron: No!
Hermione: If I can't have Ron I will have no one. And if that the only way I can live.
Cedric: Come on Hermione your to pretty to be wasted like that. There is no way I'm going to let you spend all day sweeping and being dirty.
Ron: Shut up! You don't care about her. You just want to say your married to the prettiest girl that graduated from Hogwarts. She doesn't love you she loves ME. The only person in this room that wants you Golden Boy ass is Snape farther. So why don't you marry him?
All at the same time
Snape: You stupid idiot!
Cedric: It doesn't matter. Her dad going to make her
Hermione: Don't waste your breath!
Draco: QUITE!
Draco: Thank you
Ron: Malfoy, I love Hermione more the heavens can bare. More even the Hargrid loves those stupid animals. There is no way this guy could even imagine the kind I love I have. If he wants a girl so bad Lavender Brown is obsess with Cedric. He slepped with her one night and now she worship the ground he walks on. Let him marry her!
Cedric: I was drunk! And she smelled like a love potion..
JuliaDraco!
Draco: Well my friends. My future wife calls I hope you solve your problem. (He gets up and leaves)
Snape: Hey!
He and Cedric follow
Hermione immediately hugs Ron and starts to cry.
Hermione: Ron! What are we going to do?
Ron: I don't know love
Hermione: I love you so much but I don't want to die or clean with House Elves either
Ron: I thought you like House Elves
Hermione: For the purpose if this fanfic I don't
Ron: Well, anyways I love you to and I want to get married
Hermione: I do to
Ron: So what stopping us?
Hermione: Umm, my evil dad, Draco's evil laws and Cedric…
Ron: Well what if we leave?
Hermione: And go where?
Ron: To my mums house. They'll never be able to find us there.
Hermione: Ron, I don't think….
Ron: Hermione stick with the script. We got to go to my mum's house tomorrow night.
Enter Lavender Smoking a cigarette and looking distress
Lavender: Cedric? Where are you?
Ron: Lavender? What are you doing here? How did you get passed the security?
Lavender looks at them and wrinkles her nose
Lavender: Ohh, Its just you two
Hermione: wow Lavender that blue complements your hair.
Lavender: Yeah, Yeah, where Cedric?
Ron: He left.
Lavender: So are they killing you? I heard throw the crack in the door.
Hermione: No, Lavender there not killing me. Actually…
Lavender: Well to bad because you're that hussy that sold Cedric from me.
Hermione: Umm, I didn't steal him because I never wanted him. He just thinks he like me.
Lavender: I wish he would think he likes me.
Hermione: I frown upon him, yet he loves me still.
Lavender: Oh, that your frowns would teach my smiles such skills!
Ron: Why did you guys just use the old fashion script?
Hermione: No Clue, but anyways. Lavender can you keep a secret?
Lavender: No…but if you don't tell me this story would be really short.
Hermione: Ron and me are running away to his mum house.
Lavender: But wouldn't that be obvious?
Hermione: Yeah, we're working on that part.
She and Ron kiss and get up to leave
Hermione: I trust out secret with you Lavender and that one-day Cedric will love you as much as I love Ron. Even if it a stupid unrealistic wish.
She and Ron leave
Lavender: I hope one day Cedric will love you…Blahhh Bllahh Blahhh. Stupid, spoiled bitch.
She takes a long puff out her cigarette and shakes the ash on the floor
Lavender: She such a man stealer. She has the most gorgeous guy in the entire world and she wants who? A random read head. What I would give to be in her place.
Seconds pass of Lavender tacking long puffs
Lavender: I know! I tell Cedric where they're going. Because you know nothing more romantic then chasing your exes fiancé through the forbidden Forest.
Lavender laughs evilly and stomps out her cigarette before she leaves
End of Act IAN: So what do you think? I know Hermione and Snape related in any way is gross but I needed a evil dad. And yes Lavender smokes but that important to the story. And I also know that I did leave out the real end of Act I but I'm so tired. Please forgive me. And I also want to say that I need a BETA reader and I have no clue in hell how to get one. So any friendly advice. Ohh, and Review please! 111