Dawn: I know I should be working on other things, but eheheheh, I'm not going to. I really wanted to do more of a story like this, so...
Envy: Translation, she's been reading all the vampire stories you guys have to offer.
Roy: And she's planning an eventual lemon.
Ed: Oh joy.
Dawn: SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE, ED! *hits over head with frying pan*
Ed: *faints in Roy's arms*
Roy: *gets perverted look on face*
Envy: *facepalms* ImmortalDawn18 does not own FullMetal Alchemist.
Dawn: Thank you, Envy-hime.
Envy: *glares angrily* You're so lucky I'm not allowed to kill you right now...
Preface
"Black Cat, you wait up this instant!" Phoenix cried, grabbing her arm.
"Life doesn't wait for the restless," she chided, rolling her expressive silver-tinted eyes.
"Yes, but dawn's coming, Cat, and we don't need you to overextend yourself."
"Fine," she grouched. "Just don't be such an ass simply because you're merely reclaiming your mate while I still need to even locate mine..."
Nimue Succubus sighed as she signed the last piece of paperwork for her newest charge, the homunculus Envy. His last handler had been murdered violently by a rabid chimera, and some genius (cough, her superior, hack) had decided to recommend her. Sometimes Nimue was uncertain as to why she'd let herself join the Military, but then she'd meet her yellow eyes in the mirror. "'Night Roy!" she called, pulling on the jacket she'd put over the back of her chair.
Jean Havoc leaned over beside her, cigarette hanging out of his mouth comically. "C'mon Nimue, let's go out drinking tonight, celebrate your new job while you can."
She smiled sadly, staring out the window. "Sorry, Jean," she murmured, "but if I'm not careful, night... will fall..."
Edward growled, throwing off the arm that had made its way so casually around his waist. He hated this, hated what he was doing, hated his life, but it was all he could deal with. Nothing would ever be the same, not without there being a price. His alchemy had been restored to him, but with the cost that had come with it, he almost wished they hadn't made the choice for him. His arm was gone, his leg in pieces, but they were not the source of his injuries, that would have to be his humanity. He'd always believed the best in someone, but of course, when they had taken away that part of himself, he didn't know what to call himself other than inhuman...
Envy sighed boredly, tossing his hair back and forth between his hands. Ever since he'd been reborn as some weird freak of alchemy, they'd had to manage him, and quite frankly, he found the prospect of being babysat rather tedious. They were always so boring, that was why he hadn't really fought back when the chimera had snapped the last guy's neck, but this Nimue girl sounded even more so. Sighing, he pushed himself up off the bed. He might as well enjoy his last night of freedom while it lasted...
Dawn: Whew, nice teaser, right? Who's Black Cat? Who's Phoenix? And as for Nimue, well, let's just say everyone in here, with the exception of Havoc, plays some kind of part here...
Ed: Equivelent Exchange dictates that Dawn writes, you review. DO IT!
Roy: I wanna know what part I'm gonna play in this...
Envy: You and me both.
Nimue: Why am I sitting on your lap, Envy?
Dawn: Just go with it.
Ed: With every review you leave, I grow an inch taller, so REVIEW OR I'LL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF!
Roy: *nervous look on face* Come on, Fullmetal, let's get you home before you kill someone... *leads both of them off somewhere*
Envy: *picks up Nimue* Well, I have some raping to attend to before we start the next chapter, so... *walks off*
Dawn: I'll just hang here, actually. I'm really likely to make a real first chapter today anyway...