Disclaimer: Sure. Let's say I do own everything J.K Rowling made. Do you really think I would really making this story right now? NO, I would make a t.v show about is or something. So if you havent caught on yet. I DONT OWN ANYTHING.
A/N: Hope you like the story. It's my first fan fic. R&R please
Chapter 1: Hermione's Beginning Diary Entry
Dear Diary,
How are you doing today? Well I better start out with the specifics. I am sixteen year old witch, my name is Hermione Jane Granger, and my best friends are Ginerva (Ginny) Weasley, Ronald Weasley, and Harry Potter. My enemy's are all fuckin slytherins, but mostly Draco (ferret) Malfoy, Blaise Zambini, Gregory Goyle, and Vincent Crabbe.
Well today I am going to my home in London, for I am currently residing at my aunties house in Miami, Florida. It's been truly boring here, and my cousin's friend, Ian, is all over me and is trying to get me to go on a date with him. Like I ever would. In fact i think Ian should just go to hell already. You wanna know why because his sister-in-law's, brother, has a 3rd cousin twice removed, has a 2nd cousin who IS RELATED TO DRACO BLOODY MALFOY! don't you think that It is a perfect reason to hate Ian, and think that he should go to hell. Because I sure do.
Well I have to go for now because auntie wont let me floo or apparate back home so I have to go by a fucking plane, and guess who's escorting me Ian's sister-in-law's, brother's, 3rd cousin twice removed, 2nd cousin's cousin...Let me remnd you that person is DRACO BLOODY MALFOY.
A/N: Well what did you think? Was it good? This is my first fanfic by the way so please be honest. REVIEW PLEASE I DONT CARE IF THERE FLAMES.